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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 7400 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 80 |
Runes Activated: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Picture this: you log on and immediately see a player with hair so greasy it could rival a slime block. But wait, there’s more! This player re-wears the same jacket for days on end, creating a unique aroma that will have you questioning your life choices. And don’t even get us started on the teeth as yellow as a block of gold!
But fear not, for this player is on a quest to improve their personal hygiene and you can join in on the fun! Help them wash their hair more than once a week, encourage them to wear deodorant in the scorching Minecraft heat, and maybe even teach them the wonders of toothpaste.
Join now for a server experience like no other! Who needs diamonds and enchantments when you have the thrill of helping a fellow player level up their hygiene game? It’s a journey you won’t soon forget!