Are you tired of being bossed around by mean moderators on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is run by a team of sassy, fabulous jannies who will never call you a “useless fucking tranny.” In fact, they’ll shower you with compliments and rainbows as you build your way to victory!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a majestic rainbow llama while battling evil zombie unicorns. Build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant disco ball at night. And don’t forget to tame a pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots out cupcakes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings: 10 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 19
Mineshafts Explored: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
Magic Items Found: 6367 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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