Are you tired of being bossed around by mean moderators on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is run by a team of sassy, fabulous jannies who will never call you a “useless fucking tranny.” In fact, they’ll shower you with compliments and rainbows as you build your way to victory!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a majestic rainbow llama while battling evil zombie unicorns. Build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant disco ball at night. And don’t forget to tame a pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots out cupcakes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 60
Treasure Maps Found: 8 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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