Are you tired of being bossed around by mean moderators on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is run by a team of sassy, fabulous jannies who will never call you a “useless fucking tranny.” In fact, they’ll shower you with compliments and rainbows as you build your way to victory!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a majestic rainbow llama while battling evil zombie unicorns. Build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant disco ball at night. And don’t forget to tame a pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots out cupcakes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 97 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33
Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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