Are you tired of being bossed around by mean moderators on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is run by a team of sassy, fabulous jannies who will never call you a “useless fucking tranny.” In fact, they’ll shower you with compliments and rainbows as you build your way to victory!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a majestic rainbow llama while battling evil zombie unicorns. Build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant disco ball at night. And don’t forget to tame a pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots out cupcakes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
Treasure Maps Found: 10 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Villages Defended: 19
Astral Projections Made: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 5
Buildings Constructed: 12 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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