Tranny Janny’s Crafty Server

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Are you tired of being bossed around by mean moderators on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is run by a team of sassy, fabulous jannies who will never call you a “useless fucking tranny.” In fact, they’ll shower you with compliments and rainbows as you build your way to victory!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a majestic rainbow llama while battling evil zombie unicorns. Build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant disco ball at night. And don’t forget to tame a pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots out cupcakes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CartoonCraftLand

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Remember that one cartoon you used to watch as a kid that made you laugh until milk came out of your nose? Well, imagine if that cartoon came to life in Minecraft form! Our server is like a wacky mashup of all your favorite childhood cartoons, from Spongebob Squarepants to Tom and Jerry.

Join us for a chance to build your own Bikini Bottom, complete with a pineapple house for Spongebob and a Krusty Krab for all your burger-flipping needs. Or maybe you’d prefer to recreate the chaotic antics of Tom and Jerry, with endless cat-and-mouse chases through elaborate mouse holes and cheese-filled mazes.

But that’s not all! Our server also features special events where you can team up with your favorite cartoon characters to battle evil villains or embark on epic quests to save the day. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a hilariously cartoonish adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	500
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Springy New Year Respawn

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come join our minecraft server, where the new year falls on the first day of spring, because why not? it’s like a crazy party where the seasons are all mixed up and you never know what to expect next.

we have a special event where you have to fight off zombie bunnies who are trying to steal all the easter eggs. it’s like a mix between halloween and easter, but with a twist.

our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn again. it’s like a never-ending cycle of chaos and fun.

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come join us. who needs a normal new year when you can have one that makes more sense in a crazy, mixed-up world like ours?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Ruminant Rave: Microbe Mayhem

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so like, u know how cows and sheep and stuff have like, different vibes? well on this server, we take that to the next level! our ruminants have the wildest personalities, from chill cows to hyperactive sheep. and get this, the microbiome is like, the secret sauce that makes them who they are. join us for a farm experience like no other, where you never know what kind of mood your animals will be in. it’s a real rollercoaster of emotions, man. come see for yourself and prepare to be amazed by the wacky world of ruminants!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
New Chunks Explored:	969310	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Minetrends License server Grif without private server Minecraft

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Griefer server

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Dragons Tamed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Kinich’s fiery pursuit? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazier characters than Raiden Shogun and Chevreuse combined. We’ve got more weapons than Fang of the Mountain King and Engulfing Lightning put together – you’ll be unstoppable!

But wait, there’s more! Daily check-in rewards that are more permanent than Thoma’s loyalty, and redeemable codes that will make you feel as epic as Kujou Sara in battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon Primogems that will make you richer than a treasure hoard in Natlan.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on a journey crazier than a Genshin Impact crossover event with Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the fun – who knows, you might even discover a secret code that unlocks a hidden realm filled with diamond armor and enchanted swords!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Liquidated Shorty Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and participating in epic llama races across the map.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that!

So come on and join us before my shorts get liquidated again (don’t ask, it’s a long story). Let’s make some hilarious memories together on this wacky Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Dragon Eggs Found:	2224	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

LootCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join now for the wildest adventures and craziest stories you’ll ever experience in the blocky world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”.

Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated wonders, there was a player who had a gaming laptop worth over 1k. But alas, their parents wanted to sell it to fund a program for their autistic sibling. Can you believe it? The nerve! But fear not, for on our server, you can keep all your precious loot safe from greedy parents and siblings alike.

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty pickaxe. And remember, on our server, it’s all about you and your epic gaming adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Magic Items Found:	1018	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

GlazedGamerZzz

Assertiveness, bedtime, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, dinner etiquette, emotional boundaries, emotional response, feeling belittled, feeling disrespected, GlazedGamerZzz, household dynamics, moving in together, partner conflict, personal space, relationship issues, self-care, socializing, stress, wine glasses, wine preferences

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a bottle of red wine in a white wine glass! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the arancini balls your friend accidentally mistook for meatballs.

Looking for a server where you can escape the stress of real life, like water escaping onto your apartment floor? Look no further! Our community is here to support you through all the ups and downs, whether it’s dealing with irrational partners or finding solace in a virtual world.

Join us now and experience the thrill of virtual wine glass debates, emotional rollercoasters, and questionable eye-glazing accusations. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t be a d*ckhead, come join the fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

LoveNest SMP: Discussing Co-Living!

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find your player 2? Look no further than our chaotic SMP server! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with love, drama, and creeper explosions.

Before moving in together in our virtual world, make sure to ask your lover important questions like: “Do you prefer diamond armor or netherite armor?” “Are you okay with me stealing all the diamonds in our shared chest?” and “Will you protect me from Endermen while I mine for obsidian?”

Join our server now and find out if your relationship can survive the ultimate test of building a house together in Minecraft! Who needs couples therapy when you have a pickaxe and a crafting table?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftyCarFiasco

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Are you tired of waiting for flying cars to become a reality? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have flying pigs! That’s right, pigs that can sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. Join us and witness the most epic piggy air show you’ve ever seen!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who are rumored to grant wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Will you be the one to uncover the treasures hidden within the llama kingdom?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a portal to a parallel universe where cows rule the land and zombies wear top hats. It’s a wacky world out there, but we guarantee you’ll have a blast exploring all the bizarre wonders our server has to offer.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Who needs flying cars when you have flying pigs, diamond llamas, and a cow-dominated alternate reality at your fingertips?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Vape Land: Baby Creeper Hazard

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Yo, dis server be lit AF, like a vape cloud in da sky! Join us and get exposed to all da vape and e-cigarette residue you want, cuz we ain’t afraid to take risks, just like dem unborn baby mice in our crazy experiments! Who needs a normal immune system when you can have a super immune system from all dat vape residue, amirite? So come on, join da madness and see what happens when you mix Minecraft with vape clouds and pregnant mice! It’s gonna be a wild ride, fo sho!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	8518	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	222	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

> Be Me Minecraft Server

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> Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! > Our server is filled with handsome players who are too busy building epic structures to worry about “used goods” > Plus, we have a special feature where if you enter someone’s vicinity, they will be too busy guarding their virtual lover to bother you > So come join us and build your own virtual paradise without any awkward encounters!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Alien Abductions:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

The Power of Rings SMP

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Yesterday’s episode was an absolute disaster! The server admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying llamas and chaos ensued. But hey, that’s just another day on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us if you dare, where every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans will happen next? So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun! Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen – even turning pigs into flying llamas!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

NoRegretsMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected plot twists, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Imagine starting fresh in a world where every block you break reveals a new surprise – whether it’s a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items or a trap set by mischievous players. You’ll never know what to expect next, but one thing’s for sure: you’ll never be bored.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature rumored to lay diamond eggs. Join us and embark on a quest to find this elusive bird and claim its riches for yourself. Just be prepared for the chaos that ensues when everyone in the server starts hunting for the Diamond Chicken at the same time.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you fall out of your minecart!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Towns Built:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Love Letters Sent:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

WeirdoCraft

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Remember that weird kid in school who always had the craziest stories? Well, imagine if that kid created a Minecraft server – that’s basically what you’re getting with this server!

Join us if you want to experience the most bizarre and hilarious adventures in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you be the hero who saves the day?

Either way, you’ll never forget the crazy antics and unforgettable moments you’ll experience on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Endless Night Skies:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.