Are you tired of being bossed around by mean moderators on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is run by a team of sassy, fabulous jannies who will never call you a “useless fucking tranny.” In fact, they’ll shower you with compliments and rainbows as you build your way to victory!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a majestic rainbow llama while battling evil zombie unicorns. Build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant disco ball at night. And don’t forget to tame a pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots out cupcakes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
Vanishing Items Found: 2 Animals Bred: 58
Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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