If someone doesn’t join our Minecraft SMP, it’s a sure sign they’re not good! I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where we ride pigs into battle against giant chickens, have dance parties with creepers, and build houses out of diamond blocks just for fun? If you’re not joining us, you’re probably out there trying to tame a wild Ender Dragon or something equally sketchy. So come join us and show the world that you’re not a total noob!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Holy Grails Found: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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