| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 15 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Ores Mined: | 3043 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join us for crazy adventures and epic battles as we conquer the pixelated world of Minecraft. Our YouTube channels will show you the way to victory, with tutorials on how to build the most insane structures and defeat the toughest mobs. And don’t forget to follow us on Twitch for live streams of us taking on the Ender Dragon like total bosses.
But wait, there’s more! Follow us on Twitter for behind-the-scenes shenanigans and sneak peeks at our next epic builds. And if you’re in the mood for some sick beats, check out our covers and original songs on YouTube – they’ll have you rocking out in your diamond armor.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and become part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, when you see us ruling over all of Eden, bow down and pay your respects to the queens of Minecraft!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Our server is like Calisto on steroids, with epic builds, crazy minigames, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with square-shaped worlds as you are.
Say goodbye to the horrors of Dead Space and hello to the laughs and good times on our server. Who needs an intergalactic horror show when you can have a blocky paradise? Join us now and experience the true joy of blocky survival!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8929 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 237 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4899 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 24 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Imagine playing Minecraft while being surrounded by characters from your favorite sports manga series. Want to play soccer with Captain Tsubasa or go on a quest with the volleyball team from Haikyuu? On our server, anything is possible!
Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who share your love for sports manga. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild and wacky world – join our server today!
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 92 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 50 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 6624 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater civilizations. Swim with these majestic creatures and learn the ways of the underwater builders.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – every new player gets their very own pet creeper to roam around with them and blow things up on command. Want to impress your friends with your explosive sidekick? Look no further than our server!
So come on down and join us for the most meme-tastic and dolphin-filled experience of your Minecraft life. Don’t be a normie, be a part of our epic zoomer community today!
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 141 |
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
But wait, there’s more! Our admin is none other than a magical llama who can grant you three wishes if you can beat them in a game of llama jousting. And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server where you can find enchanted gear that’ll make you invincible in PvP battles.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is also home to a tribe of flying pigs who will guide you on epic quests to slay the Ender Dragon and claim its treasure. Plus, every full moon, a portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows opens up for a limited time only.
So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1041 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Imagine a world where every block is out to get you, where every creeper has a secret agenda, and where diamonds are more elusive than the Loch Ness Monster. That’s right, on our server, nothing is as it seems and everything will keep you on your toes!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the souls games can’t compete. We’re talking Demons souls, Dark souls, Bloodborne, Sekiro, and even Elden Ring are just rip-offs of our Minecraft world. Why settle for imitation when you can have the real deal?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. The blocks are watching…👀🔥
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
But that’s not all! Our server is run by a team of elite llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Need a castle built in record time? No problem, our llama builders have got you covered. And when it comes to PvP, our llama warriors are unbeatable – they spit so much fire, they make the Nether look like a kiddie pool.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and be part of the wildest, wackiest Minecraft community out there? Thank Biden you old fuck, and get ready for the ride of your virtual life!
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 80 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Farms Harvested: | 323 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
But that’s not all, we have a New User Guide that will blow your mind, a VAE that is so important it will make your head spin, and a Controlnet that is definitely not just a dummy. And don’t even get me started on our Block Merging techniques – it’s like Tetris on steroids!
Looking to take your Minecraft experience to the next level? Join our server and download ComfyUI, because who needs comfort in real life when you have a virtual world to escape to? And if you’re an AMD GPU user, we’ve got a link just for you – because we support all types of Minecraft players, even the ones with specific hardware preferences.
Plus, don’t miss out on our Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content section – because why limit your Minecraft fantasies to just blocks and mobs when you can explore a whole new world of possibilities?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and dive into a world of endless possibilities, ridiculous links, and outrageous stories that will make you question reality itself. Minecraft will never be the same again!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6748 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Picture this: Instead of being stuck in a crowded, overrated server, you can join ours and be the king of the block! Show off your building skills to a small, but dedicated group of players who appreciate your creativity.
And get this – rumor has it that our server is so under the radar, it’s actually a secret government experiment testing the limits of Minecraft gameplay. Who knows what kind of crazy surprises you might uncover while playing on our server?
So say goodbye to the games you hate with a passion and say hello to the wacky, wild world of our mysterious Minecraft server. Join today and be a part of something truly unique (and slightly questionable)!
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 22 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant flying pig? Well, on our server, that’s totally possible. Just hop on and soar through the skies like a bacon-covered superhero. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the pig to a dance-off. Trust us, he’s got some killer moves.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 25 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 55 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3560 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
