| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 396350 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant flying pig? Well, on our server, that’s totally possible. Just hop on and soar through the skies like a bacon-covered superhero. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the pig to a dance-off. Trust us, he’s got some killer moves.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 1481 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 168 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 42 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 35 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 152 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Ever dreamed of being best buds with the likes of Abraham Lincoln, Cleopatra, or even Julius Caesar? Well now’s your chance! Our server is home to a diverse array of historical figures who are just waiting to team up with you and conquer the virtual world together. Who needs a tier list when you can have a team of legendary leaders by your side?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and make your wildest political dreams come true. Just remember, in this world, the only tier that matters is the one you create for yourself.
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 79 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Trust us, you won’t even remember what you were missing on S1 once you experience the craziness that goes down on our server. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco that only the most elite players know about. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunts that take place every full moon.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin! Who needs Pretendo when you’ve got us? Let’s make Minecraft great again (not that it ever wasn’t great but you get what we mean).
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Join us for epic battles, pixelated adventures, and a whole lot of trainer collecting madness. Our Sync Grid Simulator will have you strategizing like never before, while our Eggmon viability guide/tier list will help you become the ultimate trainer. And don’t even get us started on our Legendary Gauntlet – it’s the stuff of legends!
But that’s not all, folks! With our Model ripping/datamining project FAQ, you’ll uncover secrets you never knew existed. Plus, our upcoming events are so exciting, they’ll have you mining for diamonds in no time. And let’s not forget about our Pokémon Masters EX soundtrack – because nothing says epic battle like a killer track.
So what are you waiting for? Join Jealous Zeraora Edition today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs turn-based when you can have real-time trainer collecting madness? Let’s go!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 291 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 16 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Fat Fembot GF with a gigantic cellulite-ridden plapping brap machine! She’s always ready to give you a helping hand or a thunderous brap to light up your day. Who needs diamonds when you have a friend like her?
Join us for insane adventures, crazy builds, and the wildest time you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s get brappin’!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Crops Grown: | 1195 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 326 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
But wait, there’s more! Makima is rumored to have connections with the rarest mobs in the game. Want a pet dragon? Makima can hook you up. Looking for a skeleton army to do your bidding? Makima’s got your back. The possibilities are endless when you join our server.
So come on down and join us, where Makima’s food and monster connections will make your Minecraft experience a truly unforgettable one. Who needs diamonds when you have Makima on your side?
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn! True story, bro.
Another player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with nothing but cake! Unlimited cake for days, talk about a sweet deal!
Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret portal that leads to a land of talking cows? They’ll tell you the best jokes while you’re farming for resources.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, the creepers are actually friendly and give out free hugs! Who wouldn’t want to join a server with explosive love?
So come on and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 14 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 6 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Word on the block is that her bare feet are actually a secret code that unlocks special loot in the game. Will you be the one to crack the code and claim the ultimate prize? Join our server today and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the mysterious bare feet!
But beware, there are rumors of a guild of foot fetishist trolls who will stop at nothing to protect the sanctity of the streamer’s feet. Can you outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself? Only the bravest and most cunning players will prevail in this epic battle for the ultimate reward!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare yourself for an adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind the legend of the streamer’s bare feet!
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join our server and embark on epic quests to slay dragons, build towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks, and battle other players in intense PvP matches where the winner gets showered in a rain of golden apples!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of friendly creepers who just want to be your friends. You can trade with them, go on adventures together, and even ride them into battle against the evil Ender Dragon!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 36 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and pixels, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Our Governor Newsom is like a creeper, always ready to explode with surprise updates and events that will keep you on your toes.
So come on down to our server and get ready to mine, build, and troll your way to victory. Just be prepared for the chaos because things can get crazier than an Enderman on a sugar rush. Join now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1886 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
