| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 115 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 178 | Farms Harvested: | 760 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 83 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Picture this: a world where pigs fly, villagers break out into dance parties, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Yes, you heard that right. This server is so wild and unpredictable, you’ll never know what crazy antics await you around every corner.
Oh, and did we mention the owner of this server is basically a female version of you? That’s right, she’s got the same sense of humor, the same love for all things absurd, and the same insatiable thirst for adventure. Joining this server is basically like entering a parallel universe where hilarity reigns supreme.
So why waste another minute on those boring vanilla servers when you could be joining us on our zany Minecraft escapades? Trust us, once you experience the sheer ridiculousness of this server, you’ll never want to play anywhere else. Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 27 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
But that’s not all! Join us for epic unicorn battles where you use your unicorn powers to defeat your enemies in the most fabulous way possible. You’ll also have the chance to discover hidden unicorn realms filled with treasures and secrets that will make you the envy of all other players.
So why join our server? Because where else can you become a mythical unicorn overlord and rule over a world of sparkles and rainbows? Don’t miss out on the most whimsical and ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 78 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join our server and experience the absolute chaos of trying to survive in a world filled with flying llamas that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! Don’t worry, though, because you can tame them and ride them into battle against a horde of zombie Elvis impersonators.
But wait, that’s not all! Our server also has the rarest of rare items like diamond-encrusted armor that turns you into a disco ball, making you the life of the party wherever you go. And let’s not forget about the secret underground dance parties where you can show off your best creeper-inspired dance moves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies armed with explosive carrots – they’re no joke!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
1. Roll the dice on our 1d6chan and see what magical powers you’ll gain! Will you shoot rainbow lasers from your wand or summon a herd of unicorns to ride into battle? The options are endless!
2. Total War: Warhammer III has nothing on our server’s epic battles! Watch out for the Tamurkhan boss, he’s a real party pooper. But don’t worry, our Hotfix 4.2.3 will keep the magic flowing smoothly.
3. Dive into Total War: Pharaoh and rule over ancient Egypt as a fierce magical ruler. Patch notes are as ancient as the pyramids, but we promise it’s worth it! Plus, the Pharaoh Assembly Kit will let you create your own magical monuments.
4. Don’t forget our older titles on Steam, where you can relive the magic of Total War in all its glory. Who needs modern graphics when you’ve got the power of imagination and sparkles?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the magic begin! ✨🔮 #MagicalGirlPower #UnicornPartyKingdom
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also have the chance to take revenge on that big fat faggot who sits there giving you that stupid look every single day. Build a virtual world where you can finally put that annoying faggot in its place…virtually, of course.
And if that’s not enticing enough, come and meet the Ichinose sisters and their talking cat, Tonnura-san (spoiler alert: their abusive mother is a lie). Discover the mysteries of this fat feline and how it changes the lives of these sisters forever. Maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about the true meaning of family and friendship…or maybe not.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience all the absurdity, chaos, and laughter that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs a manga when you have virtual blocks to play with, right? See you in the virtual world, my friend!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 15 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
You can even shill your 499view oshi here, as long as you meet the minimal requirement of being a Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers. Numbers don’t lie, so come join the fun and madness on our server!
In this wacky world of Minecraft, you’ll meet vtubers like Shylily, Bao, BuffPup, and more battling it out for the top spot. We’ve even got non-English vtubers like KSPKSP, orkpod, and akamikarubi bringing the international flair to the server.
We’ve got Twitch Clips guides, VOD archival guides, and even the infamous Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEEXy fun. Plus, don’t miss out on our Chuuba Birthday Calendar and official /lig/ booru for all your vtuber needs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become part of the wild world of indie vtubers! Don’t miss out on the duck antics on Dashducks’ stream either. See you in the server, VIPs!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 425 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 11 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 16 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of the earth when suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing to dubstep music. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant flying pig swoops in and challenges you to a game of parkour!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by their fearless general, Colonel Featherbottom. Join forces with them to conquer the land and rid it of evil mobs in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the madness and mayhem on our server? Join now and let the insanity begin!
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 408 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2526 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6094 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 30 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 28 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 41 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 36 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
