| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.
But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.
So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 27 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 13 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join now to experience the unbelievable world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. Our server is so wild that even the ADE, infertility, VAIDS conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.
But wait, there’s more! Our fact-checking system is so atrocious that you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the captcha challenges – you’ll be scratching your head for days trying to figure them out.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown on this mind-bending Minecraft server. Just remember to buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4116 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Skills, core skills, augments, and more are all waiting for you on our server. Do you want your pawn hired? Of course you do, so jump in and show off your skills. Need some tips? Our Wiki has got you covered.
Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Dragon’s Dogma 2 when you can create your own epic story on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 180 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1261 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a squad of chain-smoking Endermen, who will trade you rare items in exchange for a pack of Marlboros. Build your own cigarette factory in the Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending ashtray.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have all picked up the habit, and you may find yourself facing off against a group of zombie pigmen puffing on cigars or a skeleton shooting flaming arrows while taking a smoke break.
So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 25 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 100 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
– Our server is run by a team of ALIENS who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey to greatness. – We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access if you defeat the DRAGON in a dance-off. – Our community is made up of WIZARDS, UNICORNS, and even a few LEPRECHAUNS who are always down for a good time. – Every month, we host a PIG RACING competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES. – And last but not least, our server is powered by MAGIC and FAIRY DUST, making it the most ENCHANTING place to play Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 22 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5477 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.
But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.
So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 95 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza. And guess what? Our server is so exclusive that even bitches without a PSP are welcome!
So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join us and adopt a huge, muscular black teenager as your Minecraft buddy! Just like Mike Johnson and his wife did when they were newlyweds (even though Johnson was barely older than the “youth” – scandalous!). Who knows, maybe your black son will mysteriously disappear for years too, adding that extra layer of drama to your Minecraft experience.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top-secret, glowies might just blackmail you into giving Ukraine all your diamonds and leaving the US border defenseless. It’s a risk worth taking for the thrill of it all!
So come on down and join us, where the secrets are as dark as Mike Johnson’s past and the adventures are as insane as Speaker Faggot’s monster secrets. You won’t regret it (unless you get fired from being Speaker, of course)!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Potions Brewed: | 120 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
– Our server is so hot that even the heavy boots are sweating! – We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant slimes with superpowers! – The trees in our server drop diamonds instead of leaves because why not? – Our server is guarded by a group of ninja chickens who will protect you at all costs! – If you manage to find the hidden treasure chest, you will be granted with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Join us for a wild adventure filled with diamonds, unicorns, and rainbows. Our server is guarded by a fierce army of pink fluffy bunnies who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret chocolate fountain hidden somewhere in the world. Find it and you will be granted unlimited chocolate for life!
So why wait? Join our fabulous Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knew that women could be so powerful in the world of Minecraft?
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 2473 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Are you tired of being a fedorafag mall-quality katana swinging pseudointellectual dickens-dawkins loving soychode? Well, look no further because we have the perfect place for you to unleash your inner iso-genius!
Join us and leave behind the filthy casuals who think they’re better than you for serving unpaid internships in Fortune 500 companies while drowning in debt from some lame university. It’s time to show them who’s boss by mining the ISOGEN that I paid you to deliver!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together! But remember, no niggers allowed – only true iso-geniuses need apply!
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 3780 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Explore the vibrant streets of Salvador, where you can trade with friendly merchants selling enchanted items and embark on quests to unlock the secrets of the ancient temples scattered throughout the city.
But beware, for the city is also home to mischievous spirits and monsters that will test your skills and courage! Will you be able to survive the challenges and emerge as the ultimate champion of Salvador?
Join us now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience unlike any other!
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Crops Grown: | 6121 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Preposterous Edition fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that will surely convince you:
🤯 Once, a player built a house entirely out of diamonds and creepers decided to move in! It was a blast trying to evict them without blowing up the whole place.
🤣 Another time, a group of players decided to have a disco party in the Nether! The ghasts were grooving along with them, it was a sight to see.
🤩 And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunt that led to a hidden unicorn stable! The unicorns were actually zombie unicorns in disguise, but hey, they were still cute.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a few explosions. Trust me, you won’t regret it! 🌟
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| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 86 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft player named Bob. Bob was getting bored of mining and crafting all day, so he decided to join THIS SERVER. And oh boy, was it the best decision of his virtual life! As soon as he logged in, he was greeted by a talking pig who offered him a diamond sword in exchange for a dance-off. Bob won, of course, and became the king of the server.
But that’s not all! THIS SERVER is also home to the legendary hotwife Celica. Yes, you heard that right. Celica is not just any hotwife, she’s a VIDYA HOTWIFE. And she’s looking for a Minecraft player to be her player 2. Will you be the lucky one?
So what are you waiting for? Join THIS SERVER now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even find love in the pixels.
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
