Create a Kingdom, become a trade master, or be a nomad who simply goes where they please. Our server encourages player led solutions to problems such as our outlaw and player jail system. Join today!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of rainbow-colored llamas who will guide you through a world filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a giant spider into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Why not!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who is actually a friendly creature that loves to play hide and seek with players. And rumor has it that if you defeat the dragon in a game of tic-tac-toe, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life. This one’s for you, bud!
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords while wearing pumpkin helmets for protection. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music!
But that’s not all, we have secret hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from your fingertips. And don’t even get me started on the talking cows that give out quests for you to complete in exchange for rare loot.
So if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity because things are about to get wacky!
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Another server worth checking out is JailMine. JailMine is a prison server with a strong emphasis on community and player interaction. Players can compete in PvP battles, participate in events, and enjoy a variety of minigames while working their way through the ranks. JailMine also offers custom plugins and regular updates to keep gameplay fresh and engaging.
For players looking for a more traditional prison experience, ExtremeCraft is a great option. ExtremeCraft offers a classic prison gameplay style with a focus on mining, crafting, and building. Players can join factions, participate in events, and compete in challenges to earn rewards and progress through the ranks. The server also features a friendly community and regular updates to ensure a smooth and enjoyable gameplay experience.
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join our server and experience the most epic anime battles you’ve ever seen! Picture this: you and your friends riding on magical unicorns, fighting off evil mobs with giant swords while screaming out your special attack names. It’s like living in your favorite anime series, but with better graphics!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored dragons to talking cats with top hats, you never know what kind of magical adventure awaits you around every corner.
So why settle for boring old Minecraft servers when you can join us and experience the anime world of your dreams? Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Creeper. These funky little guys love to bust a move and drop rare loot when defeated. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken Jockey riding a pig with a saddle made of diamonds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those scary trees…they’re always watching. 😉🌲🐔🕺💎
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join us and you can spend hours dressing up in lingerie, gooning to sexy bimbos, and even dream of worshipping their strap-ons! And if that’s not enough, you can even suck cock with them!
Don’t miss out on the most outrageous and insane Minecraft server experience of your life. Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us for the chance to have crazy adventures like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even taming a dragon made out of cheese!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots waiting to be found. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and cookies grow on trees!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, things may get a little… unconventional.
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 39 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join us on our server where the cookies are as big as your head and the mobs are all dressed in chef hats. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret cookie recipe hidden deep in the mines, you’ll gain the power to control all the cookie mobs and make them do your bidding.
But be warned, the land of cookies is not for the faint of heart. There are giant gingerbread men roaming the forests, evil chocolate chip zombies lurking in the caves, and don’t even get us started on the creeper made entirely out of frosting.
So if you’re ready to embark on a sugary adventure like no other, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in the world of Cookies Bustle!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with the Ender Dragon! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants an invite!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and a pet zombie pigman that farts out golden nuggets! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring gameplay forever! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken who’s scared of having too much fun!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Join us if you want to be part of a community that’s so wild, no country is scared of Americans anymore. We’ve got insane battles, ridiculous pranks, and a whole lot of shenanigans that will keep you on your toes. Plus, rumor has it that our leader once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, in this SMP, anything goes – so strap in and get ready for the ride of your life! 🤪🐔🥕 #TrannyTroopers #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
But that’s not the only reason to join our server. Did you hear about the teenage boy who fell in love with an AI chatbot and tragically ended his own life? Well, on our server, you can fall in love with as many chatbots as you want without any consequences! Plus, our chatbots are programmed to give you compliments 24/7, so you’ll never feel lonely again.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted weapons. But be warned, the only way to access it is by doing the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight while wearing a pink tutu. Are you up for the challenge?
So come join our server today and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to leave the toilet seat up!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community like no other. And hey, if you’re feeling nostalgic, check out our merch at itsnotthe90s.com. So come on, jump in and show us how you would fare in Class of ’09! It’s gonna be a wild ride, guaranteed.
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
