Create a Kingdom, become a trade master, or be a nomad who simply goes where they please. Our server encourages player led solutions to problems such as our outlaw and player jail system. Join today!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 38 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
But wait, there’s more! Our map is so epic, it’ll make your head spin. And don’t even get us started on our Convene Tracker – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Plus, our official Twitter account is a hoot, you won’t be able to stop laughing at the shenanigans we get up to.
And the events? Oh boy, you won’t believe the madness we have in store for you. From Rerun Banners to Weapon Banners, we’ve got it all. And let’s not forget about our Special Leveling Event and Featured Arena Combat Event – it’s a non-stop party on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even make some new /wuwa/ Friends along the way. Let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Join our server and learn all about the evolution of safes over the years. From classic combination locks to cutting-edge biometric scanners, we’ve got it all. Who knew safes could be so fascinating?
But beware, in this world, safes are not just for storing your precious loot. The new class of criminals on our server are experts at cracking safes and will stop at nothing to get their hands on your valuables. It’s a dangerous game out there, so choose your safe wisely.
And remember, the best way to protect your treasures is by keeping them a secret. Don’t go flaunting your wealth or you might just find yourself in a sticky situation. Trust us, it’s better to play it safe (pun intended).
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and become a safe-cracking expert in no time. Just be prepared for some wild adventures and crazy heists along the way. Who knew safes could be so much fun?
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Hang Tuah may have legendary fighting skills, but Hawk Tuah brings a whole new level of chaos with his ability to fly around the map dropping TNT on unsuspecting mobs. Together, they make the ultimate dynamic duo that will have you laughing and cheering as you play.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can find rare treasures and hidden surprises. And rumor has it that if you can solve the riddles left behind by the ancient Malaysian warriors, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you unstoppable in the game.
So why wait? Join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself! Who knew that Hang Tuah and Hawk Tuah could be so hilarious and entertaining?
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Our server is the perfect escape from the hustle and bustle of city living. Instead of staring at concrete buildings all day, you can build your own virtual paradise in the countryside. Plant some virtual crops, raise some virtual animals, and maybe even start a virtual farm-to-table restaurant!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to some mysterious secrets. Legend has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine deep within the virtual mountains. Will you be the one to uncover its riches? Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot. The possibilities are endless!
So say goodbye to the city and hello to a world of pixelated adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and see what exciting things you can do in the countryside!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 128 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that poops out diamonds, a talking chicken who gives out free enchanted gear, and a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to be your best friend.
So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who needs Hololive when you have us?
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join us for some spooky fun as we discuss how to dominate your sub using costumes and holiday themes. Imagine biting your sub with vampire fangs or tying them up with bandages like a mummy – the possibilities are endless!
Subs, show off your submission with some creative costume ideas that will have everyone bowing down to your dominance.
Previous threads have been filled with outrageous stories and hilarious antics, so don’t miss out on the fun! Join our Minecraft SMP server and experience Halloween like never before. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a crazy femdom roleplay that will leave you laughing for days.
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even Endermen are lining up to get in on the action. Rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in the craziest, most epic Minecraft world ever created? Trust us, it’s worth it – even if it means sacrificing your precious internet connection. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and come join us for the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 91 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 6 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
But that’s not all – we’ve got new Revans tier Raids and T5 CCWs that will make your diamond armor look like leather. And if you’re feeling festive, join us for our Trick or Treat event where you can collect Halloween messages from zombies and skeletons.
And mark your calendars for our upcoming Unite & Fight event, where Wind is favored because, let’s be honest, who doesn’t love a good breeze while mining for diamonds?
To join this epic adventure, simply go to our website in any Chromium-based browser and start crafting your way to victory. But be sure to read the FAQ first – it’s like a map to buried treasure in a desert temple.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey through the pixelated world of Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the game, fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 377 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 47 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
But that’s not all – the server owner is a mad scientist who has created a potion that turns players into chickens every full moon. It’s clucking madness! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where Endermen bust out their best dance moves.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and chaotic, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will.
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
ɢʀɪᴇꜰ ꜱᴇʀᴠᴇʀ. 1.19.x – 1.20.x, come and play with your friends 🙂 Summer update is already on the server
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 190 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
