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WifeWatch Minecraft Server

Boundaries, checking in, Communication, confusion, control, emotional response, hurt feelings, late night, marriage conflict, marriage counseling, marriage issues, midnight phone call, Minecraft, ownership, Partnership, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding, WifeWatch

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8324
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Chimeras Created:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Emeralds Found:	6563
Meteorites Collected:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we encourage midnight phone calls to check in on your loved ones! Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where we promise not to accuse you of trying to control the situation or thinking you own us. Our server is the perfect place to work out any marriage issues you may have, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. So come join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

GiftGriefCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Consumption issues, emotional labor, ethical consumption, Family didn’t respect wishes, family dynamics, Generosity, gift giving, gift refusal, GiftGriefCraft, gratefulness, living space, Minimalist, Opposite of minimal, practical gifts, shopping addiction, unwanted gifts, Wasteful

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9275
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	207860	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Votes:	5895	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of receiving useless gifts from your family every Christmas? Do you dread the thought of driving around with unwanted presents in your car until summer? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the cycle of gift-giving madness!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

athletic ability, Female Athletes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, girlpower, Minecraft, physical differences, smp, sports analysis, sports competition, sports dominance, sports gender gap, sports performance, sports performance comparison, sports physiology, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports skills, sports statistics, sports training, Women in sports

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8418
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Enchantments Applied:	241	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	157
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4628
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	278
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Alien Abductions:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	123
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7748
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6272
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Dragon Eggs Found:	7489	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	339	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Void Gems Collected:	39
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3213
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1495
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Towns Built:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9722
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	203
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2919
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8204
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	5113	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8709
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Falling into the Void:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

The owner of the “Survival Without Everything” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7537
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3140
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Farms Harvested:	398
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Gods Slained:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

Players:	109/500	Votes:	4385
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magic Items Found:	7797	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Towns Built:	2