Tortuga Pirate Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2312
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Secret Passages Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7264
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	121	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	149
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Enchantments Applied:	182
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5754
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crops Grown:	5438
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7147
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
New Chunks Explored:	287718	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7874
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Divine Spears Created:	22
Potions Brewed:	104	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3680
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Villages Defended:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3052
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	452
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
New Chunks Explored:	597500	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4027
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Void Gems Collected:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

AlmostAnarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8068
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Star Shards Collected:	227	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca

almostanarchy.ca

Bubble Regions Discovery 1.21.1

1.21.1, bizarre regional bubble, BLONDE, blue eyed, Bubble, Cultural awareness, cultural perceptions, discovery, Diversity, east asia, ethnicities, global perspectives, identity perceptions, Int, international community, misconceptions, non-white, regional differences, Regions, Russian, russians, slavs, Stereotypes, Westerns

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5151
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Void Armor Forged:	25	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a world where Slavs and Russians are the true non-White warriors!

Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.

Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.

Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

The Gifting Crew Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas, circumcision, CREW, Cultural, December 25th, Festive, Foreskin, funny, Gifting, Gifts, holiday, humor, Jew Santa, Minecraft, naughty or nice, Presents, Religion, Santa Claus, santa hat, Santa’s workshop, smp, Surprise, tradition, Traditions

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5351
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and missing body parts! Rumor has it that Jew Santa is on the loose and he’s not just taking presents, he’s taking body parts too! Will you be the next victim or will you join forces with other players to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon? Only one way to find out – join our SMP today and prepare for a Christmas you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, if Jew Santa gets to you)!

Brazilian Christmas Coast – PharmaCafCoc Server

aquatic life, Brazilian, Brazilian coastal waters, Caffeine, chemical contamination, christmas, Coast, cocaine, drug contamination, drug effects, drug pollution, drug presence, drug residue, ecological risks, environmental impact, marine ecosystem, marine environment, marine pollution, PharmaCafCoc, pharmaceuticals, Pollution, Server, water contamination, water quality

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	152
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Farms Harvested:	318	New Chunks Explored:	621276
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Yo, yo, yo! You wanna join our wacky Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party in Brazilian coastal waters during Christmas! We’ve got pharmaceuticals, caffeine, and even cocaine spiking up the place, making it a wild ride for all our aquatic friends!

Imagine swimming around and finding a dolphin hyped up on caffeine, doing backflips and somersaults like it’s in a circus! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a turtle who’s been hitting the pharmaceuticals a bit too hard and is seeing all sorts of crazy colors!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are getting in on the action. They’ve started a dance crew and are busting out moves that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the zombies – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats left and right!

So come on down to our insane Minecraft server and experience the wildest ride of your life! Just watch out for the pufferfish – they’ve been known to challenge players to underwater rap battles! It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

The Cheesecake SMP

Adventure, Boss Battles, Challenges, Cheesecake, Community, Contests, Creative, Custom, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Exploration, Factions, Mini Games, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Server, Shops, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7109
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	4265	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Emeralds Found:	5425	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Welcome to Cheesecake SMP!
Hiii! We’d love to have you join us on Cheesecake SMP, a 1.20-1.21.4, cross-platform, Minecraft server with a player-focused experience. Whether you’re a builder, miner, explorer, or redstone enthusiast, there’s something here for everyone! Our community of over 3,000 Discord members is welcoming and active, and with regular events and unique features, there’s never a dull moment.

Our Features:
Custom World Generation: Explore custom terrain in a preloaded world with a 20k x 20k border. Custom Fishing: Battle unique fishing bosses, earn loot, and enchant your tools and armor with custom enchants. Events & Contests: Compete in boat races, PvP events, hide-and-seek, scavenger hunts, and build contests for epic prizes. Player Economy: Build your own shop or use the /shop command for essentials. New Player Warps: Create and manage your own player warps for easy access to your locations and others’. Leaderboards: Compete for the top spots in various categories, such as most balance, most hours survived, most fish caught, and more! Chest Shops: Set up chest shops to buy and sell items! Place a trapped chest, left-click with the item you want to sell, and set the price in chat! You can also left click the sign for more info!

Our Features:

Custom World Generation: Explore custom terrain in a preloaded world with a 20k x 20k border.
Custom Fishing: Battle unique fishing bosses, earn loot, and enchant your tools and armor with custom enchants.
Events & Contests: Compete in boat races, PvP events, hide-and-seek, scavenger hunts, and build contests for epic prizes.
Player Economy: Build your own shop or use the /shop command for essentials.
New Player Warps: Create and manage your own player warps for easy access to your locations and others’.
Leaderboards: Compete for the top spots in various categories, such as most balance, most hours survived, most fish caught, and more!
Chest Shops: Set up chest shops to buy and sell items! Place a trapped chest, left-click with the item you want to sell, and set the price in chat! You can also left click the sign for more info!

Why Join Cheesecake SMP?
Cheesecake SMP was born from a passion for community and creativity. Whether you’re teaming up with friends or adventuring solo, there’s a place for you here. We value feedback through our open suggestion channels and host frequent updates to keep the experience fresh and exciting.

How to Join:
IP Address: cheesecakemc.xyz Bedrock Port: 25588 Bedrock players can friend CheesecakeXYZ through the friends tab in Minecraft 🙂

Start your adventure today and become a part of the Cheesecake SMP family!
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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2924
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ores Mined:	8393	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3