Tortuga Pirate Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LoveCraft SMP

acceptance, Affection, appreciation, comfort, Companionship, Connection, Contentment, emotions, feelings, fulfillment, Happiness, joy, love, lovecraft, relationships, SECURITY, smp, Support, Understanding, validation, warmth

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8051
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	6085
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and mining for diamonds like a basic b*tch? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is throwing a party in the End dimension every Saturday night. And guess what? You’re invited!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a skeleton DJ.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the love, the laughter, and the sheer insanity that awaits you. Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet llama that raps like Eminem? Join now and find out how it feels to be loved…by a bunch of pixelated block creatures. YOLO, amirite?

LemonCraft: Make Mine(lemons)Craft!

adaptation, Challenges, coping, lemon desserts, lemon juice, lemon recipes, lemon zest, lemonade, lemonade from scratch, lemonade out of lemons, lemonade stand, lemoncraft, lemons, Life, making the best of it, MinelemonsCraft, Overcoming, positivity, resilience, silver linings, turning sour into sweet

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8224
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Farms Harvested:	665	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	34	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just give you lemons? Well, on our server, we turn those lemons into diamond blocks! That’s right, we’ve got a lemonade stand that’s actually a secret entrance to a hidden diamond mine. And don’t even get us started on the lemon-powered flying machines we’ve got cruising around the server.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a pet lemon tree that drops enchanted lemons that give you special powers when you eat them. Want to shoot lemonade out of your hands like a superhero? Done. Want to ride a giant lemon into battle against a horde of creepers? We’ve got you covered.

So come join us on our crazy, lemon-filled Minecraft adventure! Who knew lemons could be so much fun?

SoggyShip Minecraft Server

cargo ship, crew members, crew missing, emergency response, international waters, maritime accident, maritime authorities, maritime disaster, maritime news, maritime safety, mediterranean sea, Minecraft, naval incident, Russian, Russian Foreign Ministry, Russian sailors, sank, search and rescue, Server, Shipping industry, SoggyShip, tragic event, vessel sinking

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2967
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

LOL THIS SERVER BE LIKE A RUSSIAN CARGO SHIP IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA – SINKIN’ AND MISSING CREW LEFT AND RIGHT! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE, YOU MIGHT END UP LOST AT SEA BUT AT LEAST YOU’LL HAVE A GOOD TIME! WE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES AND INSANE BUILDING CHALLENGES, COME ON AND JOIN THE MADNESS! 🚢🌊🤪

SankCraft: Russian Blast Ship

Black sea, blast, crew safety., emergency response, engine room blast, geopolitical tensions, international relations, investigation, maritime disaster, maritime incident, maritime security, Russian, Russian navy, Russian ship, safety regulations, salvage operation, sanctions enforcement, sanctions violation, SankCraft, Ship, Shipping industry, sinks, US sanctions, vessel sinking

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4519
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dimension Hops:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Yo, so like, have you heard about this wild Minecraft server where a Russian ship under US sanctions sinks after an engine room blast? I know, crazy right? But like, that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

Join us for the ultimate underwater adventure as you explore the wreckage of the sunken ship and uncover hidden treasures. But watch out for the radioactive fish mutants that lurk in the depths, they’re not too friendly.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this – rumor has it that the ghost of the ship’s captain haunts the server, seeking revenge on anyone who dares to plunder his shipwreck. So like, be prepared to face some spooky encounters while you’re exploring.

So come on, join us on this insane Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, where else can you say you’ve survived a shipwreck and battled radioactive fish mutants all in one day? Let’s get this party started!

NoCensor OpenSource FunLand

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Censorship, companies, consequences, Content Creation, Development, digital age, ethical considerations, Ethics, FUNLAND, generation, harmful content, innovation, internet, models, NoCensor, open source, opensource, Prevention, Regulation, sexual content, Technology

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8529
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

so like, u know how some servers are all strict and boring? well not dis one, cuz we don’t care bout censorship or rules or any of dat stuff. we let u do whatever u want, even if it’s totally cray cray.

like, we got this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. and another player who made a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. it’s lit, fam.

plus, we got all the mods and plugins u could ever want. want to ride a unicorn into battle? we got u. want to turn all the mobs into dancing llamas? done and done. want to blow up the entire map with TNT? well, maybe not that one, but u get the idea.

so come join us on dis server and let your imagination run wild. just don’t blame us if u end up getting banned for building a giant statue of a naked Steve. hey, we never said we were totally uncensored, just mostly uncensored.

Cancer Cure Crafters

advanced medical technology, Cancer, Cancer Cell Conversion, Cancer Cell Reprogramming, Cancer Cell Reversal, Cancer Cell Reversion, Cancer Cell Transformation, Cell State Conversion, Cell State Reversion, Colon Cancer Therapy, Colon Cancer Treatment, Crafters, cure, groundbreaking technology, innovative treatment, medical breakthrough, new technology, Non-toxic Cancer Treatment, normal cells, Normal Colon Cells, Revert Cancer Cells, Side Effects Avoidance, Tumor Cell Treatment

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3693
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got da sickest tech dat can turn cancer cells into normal cells! like, imagine u mining for diamonds and suddenly u get hit with a cancer cell but BAM, our tech swoops in and turns it into a normal cell like it ain’t no thang. no side effects, just pure minecraft fun! join now and let’s cure cancer, one block at a time!

Kid’s Dream Heels 1.20.6

1.20.6, childhood desires, childhood dreams, childhood fashion, childhood favorites, childhood footwear, childhood memories, dream, fashion choices, fashion influences, fashion trends, favorite shoes, heels, High heels, Kids, kids fashion, Nostalgia, retro fashion, shoe memories, shoe obsessions, shoe preferences, shoe styles, vintage heels

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2416
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Divine Spears Created:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF!

Imagine a world where you can build the craziest heels you liked when you were a kid, like, who wouldn’t want that?

We got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like seriously, your mind will be blown into tiny little pixelated pieces.

And the community? Oh man, don’t even get me started on the community, they’re like a bunch of unicorns dancing on rainbows, it’s magical.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building those childhood heels, bro!

California Changed Its Laws On Shoplifting Minecraft SMP

#youtube, California, CHANGED.., consequences, court system, crime, criminal behavior, Hope, Justice, law enforcement, Laws, Legal System, legislation, Minecraft, penalties, recidivism, REFORM, Rehabilitation, Shoplifting, smp, societal impact, theft

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6596
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Votes:	5830

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer bunnies. But don’t worry, they’re just there to welcome you to the server with a bang! And if you manage to survive that, you’ll be greeted by our resident prankster who will fill your house with chickens just for fun.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Join our weekly events like “TNT Olympics” where you compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible. Or how about our “Pig Racing Derby” where you ride pigs through obstacle courses and try not to fall off (spoiler alert: you will).

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos! And remember, there’s always hope…unless you’re being chased by a horde of zombie chickens.

RedFlagPersonality – Minecraft SMP

arrogance, Behavior, character traits, controlling behavior, dishonesty, emotional intelligence, Insecurity, lack of empathy, Manipulation, Minecraft, negative traits, Personality, red flag, red flags in dating, red flags in friendships, red flags in relationships, RedFlagPersonality, Relationship Red Flags, SELF AWARENESS, smp, toxic personality, warning signals, warning signs

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2195
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Alien Abductions:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Bro, if you ain’t joining this epic Minecraft SMP, you’re missing out on the wildest ride of your life. We got creepers that tell dad jokes, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon throws the sickest parties. Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. If that ain’t a red flag for a good time, I don’t know what is. So grab your pickaxe and come join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

MinecraftTimeWarp

agonizing minutes, enduring time, excruciating wait, excruciatingly long, feeling endless, feeling like eternity, intense moments, longest five minutes, MinecraftTimeWarp, never-ending minutes, slow ticking clock, time crawling by, time dragging, time dragging on, time moving slowly, time slowing down, time standing still, time stretching out, waiting forever

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	713
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ores Mined:	6717	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3

Have you ever been stuck in a never-ending loop of crafting the perfect diamond sword, only to have it disappear right before your eyes? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have to experience that kind of heartbreak again! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground village run by a group of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good. Trust us, the longest five minutes of your life will be spent laughing uncontrollably on our server!

ProvokedCraft

arrest, arrested, Attack, Commander, Details, former, intelligence, investigation, martial law, martial law investigation, Military, military intelligence, North Korea, notebook, notebook details, Plans, provoke, provoke attack, provoke North Korea, ProvokedCraft

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8656
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	349
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Emeralds Found:	6960
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that was so lit it could make north korea attack us? well, u found it! our server is so epic that even former military intelligence commanders are tryna take us down. join us and be part of the chaos, maybe u can even start a war with a creeper or something. come on, u know u wanna be part of this madness!

MINEPLUP Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.21, codes, free, freebies, grief server, minecraft server, MINEPLUP, tiger server, Zolper

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9222
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8

?The best grief server with a lot of freebies?

?Server version 1.16.5-1.21??Get a freebie /codes /free??Creator of Zolper??In short, a tiger server??Come in, everyone?

?1.16.5-1.21?

play.mineplup.ru:25783

Adventure Quest 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventure, afraid of acting out, caring about society, compassion, conditioned beliefs, coping mechanisms, decent person, Empathy, just person, moral person, not my problem, Quest, societal awareness, societal care, societal change, societal impact, societal issues, societal responsibility, societal values, societal well-being, They voted for it, Why should I care

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3626
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	7942	Divine Spears Created:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Join this Minecraft server because we don’t care about your problems or your votes. We’re here to cause chaos and make you question your morals. Who needs decency when you can join a server that thrives on madness and unpredictability? Don’t be afraid to act out, let your inner crazy out and join us in a world where nothing makes sense and everything is up for grabs. Embrace the chaos and let go of your conditioned beliefs, because on this server, anything goes.

Minecraft SMP – /poe 2g/ – Path of Exile 2 General

507388120, Bricked, Early Access Key, Exile, FAQ, Game Database, general, Global 1488, Ingame Chat Channel, Ladder, Launch Live Updates, Minecraft, patch notes, Path, Path of Exile 2, PoE, smp, Trade Site, Wiki

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3629
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Star Shards Collected:	123
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Crops Grown:	8393
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience.

Patch Notes? Who needs ’em! We make up our own rules as we go along. Launch Live Updates? We prefer to keep things spontaneous and unexpected. Buy Early Access Key? Nah, just show up and we’ll let you in if you can survive our challenges.

Our server is so wild, it’s like a mix of Path of Exile and Minecraft on steroids. Trade Site? We trade with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Ladder? Climb to the top by defeating the Ender Dragon blindfolded. Wiki? We don’t need no stinkin’ Wiki, we learn by trial and error.

Join our server now and enter the Ingame Chat Channel /global 1488Bricked, where the real madness happens. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where every block you break could lead to a hilarious disaster. See you in the game, if you dare!

SickmasSquadCraft

aita, anxiety, Bronchitis, christmas, cough, covid, covid infection, depression, family, Fever, health, health anxiety, infection, influenza, Loneliness, overreacting, sick family, SickmasSquadCraft, train station

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4422
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for outrageous fun and insane stories that will make you forget all about your health anxiety and family woes.

Explore our virtual world and build your own grandpa-proof fortress to keep out infectious diseases. Who needs a family Christmas when you can have a block-tastic holiday with us?

Don’t worry about missing out on real-life celebrations, because on our server, every day is a party! So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the LOLs begin!

Players:	105/800	Votes:	4750
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1