Tortuga Pirate Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Fixing White People Minecraft SMP

activism, anti-racism, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Fixing, fixing white people, inclusion, Minecraft, people, Privilege, racial awareness, racial bias, racial education, racial harmony, racial inequality, racial justice, racial reconciliation, racial sensitivity, racial stereotypes, smp, social justice, systemic racism, White, white people

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4838
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Farms Harvested:	951	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Emeralds Found:	5680	Dragon Eggs Found:	4968
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and mining diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the answer to the age-old question: How do we fix white people?

Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we have created a special potion that turns all white players into rainbow-colored unicorns! That’s right, no more boring old white characters running around, now everyone can prance and frolic through the fields as majestic unicorns.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join forces with them and learn their funky moves to impress all your friends on the server.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the craziest and most hilarious adventure you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. Who knew fixing white people could be so much fun?

EggWars Minecraft Server

Agreement, Boundaries, Breakfast, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Disrespect, eggs, Eggwars, Etiquette, Food, Frustration, groceries, Household, living situation, Minecraft, roommate, roommates, selfish, Server, sharing, theft, unreasonable

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9842
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take egg theft very seriously! If you’re tired of your roommate stealing your precious eggs without asking, then this is the server for you. Join us and build a fortress to protect your eggs at all costs!

Imagine a world where your eggs are safe and sound, where no one can crack into them without your permission. Take revenge on egg thieves by setting up elaborate traps and defenses around your egg stash. Trust us, it’s egg-citing!

Don’t let anyone tell you that protecting your eggs is unreasonable. It’s not about being selfish, it’s about standing up for what’s yours. So come join our server and show the world that you mean business when it comes to your breakfast!

MomzillaWeddingRage

Blaming, family divided, family event, favorite bakery, full on rampage, furious, INTENSE, MomzillaWeddingRage, mortified, OCD, overreacted, panic mode, particular, precious baby, special day, tense situation, unnecessary drama, Wedding, wedding cake, Yelling

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4671
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Votes:	6202	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Holy Grails Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a family wedding gone wrong? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re on a quest to find the rarest diamond in the game, when suddenly, your in-game mom (played by a hilariously over-the-top admin) starts freaking out because she thinks you forgot to mine it. She’ll chase you around the virtual world, knocking over tables and causing chaos, all while yelling at you for almost ruining the game.

But fear not, because in the end, you’ll realize it was all just a crazy adventure that will leave you laughing and questioning your sanity. So come join our server for a gaming experience like no other, where the drama is just as entertaining as the gameplay. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Santa’sCraft SMP – Jolly Builds & Creepy Caves

Builds, Caves, christmas, christmas decorations, christmas dinner, christmas movies, christmas music, Christmas shopping, christmas tree, creepy, family time, festive activities, gift giving, Holiday Celebrations, holiday preparations, holiday season, holiday stress, holiday traditions, jolly, joy and cheer, quality time, Santa Claus, SantasCraft, smp, Traditions, winter wonderland

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3818
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Buildings Constructed:	48
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring ol’ Christmas traditions like eating turkey and opening presents? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our lit Minecraft SMP where we celebrate Christmas by building giant snowmen and having epic snowball fights!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hold crazy dance parties with creepers and skeletons. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie pigmen who love to break out into spontaneous dance numbers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and spend Christmas like never before. And who knows, maybe Santa will even drop by on his sleigh made of diamond blocks. It’s gonna be a holly jolly time, trust me!

FoodCraftFails

culinary ranking, Food, food critique, food culture, food in the US, food preferences, food quality, Food ranking, food reputation, FoodCraftFails, least favorite food, state cuisine, state dining, state food analysis, state food comparison, state food review, state with worst food, US State, worst food, worst state for food

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6204
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Buildings Constructed:	48	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of bland food and boring servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up some seriously delicious virtual treats! We guarantee that you won’t find any state with worse food than our server – because we don’t serve any food at all! That’s right, we’re all about the blocky adventures and epic builds, not about munching on pixelated snacks. So come join us for a taste of the most tasteless cuisine in the Minecraft world – you won’t regret it!

UkrainianCraft: Burning Warehouses & New Skills

Attack, Burning, burns, capabilities, Conflict, Crisis, Destruction, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Fire, international relations, Military, new, power, Reveals, Russian, SECURITY, Shahed, Skills, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, War, warehouse, Warehouses

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8898
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	206
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine straight up burns a Russian shahed warehouse and reveals some insane new abilities? Like, you gotta join this server ASAP if you wanna witness some next level drama and action.

Picture this: Ukraine rolling up to the warehouse like “boom, boom, burn baby burn” and then BAM, they start flexing their new superpowers like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a real life superhero movie, but in Minecraft form.

So if you wanna be part of the most epic showdown in Minecraft history and witness some jaw-dropping moments, then you better join this server right now. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows what other wild surprises are waiting for you in this server. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

Crafty Christmas Shopping

busy, christmas, Crafty, crowded, Eve, family, Festive, festive season, Gifts, holiday, last minute, personal time, procrastination, Relaxation, retail therapy, self-care, shopping, shopping spree, stress, Time management, tradition

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4713
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Mines Excavated:	1441	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Runes Activated:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

so, like, u know when u wait until the last minute to do ur christmas shopping? well, this server is like that but with a twist! instead of stressing out and fighting crowds at the mall, u can come chill with us and mine some diamonds!

picture this: u and ur friends are running around in a winter wonderland, building snowmen and decorating trees, all while avoiding creepers and zombies. it’s like a holiday movie, but with more explosions!

plus, santa claus himself visits the server every night to give out gifts to all the good little players. and rumor has it, if u leave out cookies and milk for him, he’ll even leave u a special present under ur virtual tree.

so come join us for some festive fun and maybe even find some holiday cheer in the form of pixelated blocks. who needs last-minute shopping when u can have a jolly good time on this server?

BigCookcraftB Minecraft server

Adventure, banner, BigCookcraftB, Community, Creative, description, Friends, Fun, image, Lazy, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, OWNER, personal account, Plugins, Server, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6064
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Magic Items Found:	2898	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

The owner of the server “BigCookcraftB” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

bigcookcraftb.aternos.me:25055

DarkLight

darklight, PvP

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ores Mined:	4647	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

DarkLight Prison Server

Server Version	1.21
P2W Advantages	No
Server IP	139.99.136.69:25585

Overview:

DarkLight is a new prison server on version 1.21. It is a classic prison server with no P2W advantages. If you give it a chance you won’t regret it. Come climb through the ranks of this unique and competitive server!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	139.99.136.69:25585
Is there any pay-to-win advantages?	No, there are no pay-to-win advantages on this server.
What version is the server running on?	The server is running on version 1.21.

Regretful Blumpft Voters 1.20.3

1.20.3, Blumpft, broken trust, changing opinions, consequences, Disappointment, disillusionment, early regrets, hindsight realization, nobody told, political decisions, political surprises, regret, regretful, second thoughts, Supporters, unexpected consequences, unexpected outcomes, unfulfilled promises, voter regret., voter remorse, voters, Votes

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4970
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Well, let me tell you, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of epicness! Forget boring old servers, this one is like a unicorn riding a rainbow into battle with a dragon!

I mean, seriously, when I first logged on, I was like, “How come nobody told them about this earlier?” It’s like a secret club of awesome sauce and pixelated madness!

The community is lit, the builds are mind-blowing, and the admins are like mystical wizards granting wishes left and right!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality questioned! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity! Let’s gooooo!

‘Americans be like: Minecraft SMP Madness’

american culture, AMERICANS, be like, Cultural differences, exaggerated emotions, exaggerated expressions, exaggerated reactions, funny, humor, internet humor, internet trends, madness, meme, millennial humor, Minecraft, reaction videos, relatable, smp, social commentary, social media, Stereotypes, Unbearable, viral

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8104
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?)!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a battle royale with other players, fighting for control of the coveted diamond throne. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are breakdancing and the zombies are doing the cha-cha slide.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual petting zoo, complete with pixelated pandas, llamas in top hats, and chickens that lay golden eggs (literally). And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the elusive Ender Dragon wearing a tutu and singing show tunes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your base blown up by a TNT-wielding llama, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Gifts4Grifts Minecraft Server

appreciation, Birthday, christmas, Communication, Disappointment, Expectations, family, Generosity, Gifts, Gifts4Grifts, Honesty, hurt, joke gifts, materialism, meaningful gifts, Minecraft, MONEY, Mother Daughter, regifted, relationships, Server, ungrateful, WORTH..

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6507
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t be disappointed like OP’s mom’s Christmas gifts! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and excitement.

Reasons to join our server: – We promise not to give you regifted items from your own room as presents. – No fake promises of in-game currency that will never materialize. – Our community is filled with players who appreciate the true spirit of gaming and gift-giving.

So come on over and experience the joy of a Minecraft server where you’ll never feel like an ungrateful brat. And remember, we don’t support TEMU packaging here – only genuine fun and laughter!

NoXmasAtMyCraftHouse

christmas dinner, Christmas stress, Christmas traditions, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, Family Support, family traditions, holiday chaos, holiday hosting, holiday joy, holiday stress, holiday traditions, Hosting, musician, NoXmasAtMyCraftHouse, potluck, Restaurant, Support, tinnitus

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8384
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of hosting Christmas dinner for your ungrateful family every year? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from holiday chaos!

Join our server and leave all your real-life family drama behind. No more dry turkey complaints or late arrivals – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun. And the best part? You won’t have to clean up any messes left behind by your virtual family members!

Escape the ringing in your ears caused by tinnitus and immerse yourself in a world where the only noise you hear is the satisfying sound of block-breaking. And if anyone tries to guilt-trip you for not hosting, just tell them you’re busy building a virtual empire.

So, ditch the real-life stress and join our Minecraft server for a Christmas celebration like no other. Who needs a traditional family gathering when you can have a virtual one with players who actually appreciate your hard work? See you in the game!

SavageTeacherMoments – Minecraft SMP

classroom trauma, education system, educational trauma, emotional scars, harmful words, hurtful comments, Inappropriate Behavior, long-lasting effects, Minecraft, negative impact, SavageTeacherMoments, smp, student mistreatment, teacher accountability, teacher bullying, teacher criticism, teacher cruelty, teacher disrespect, teacher harassment, teacher insensitivity, teacher misconduct, verbal abuse, worst teacher

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3139
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Void Gems Collected:	34
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! I heard that if you join, you’ll be blessed with infinite diamonds and get a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can grant you three wishes if you find the secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! I heard that one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing the Macarena. And another player accidentally turned their house into a giant cake that attracted a horde of hungry zombies. It was chaos, but also kinda hilarious.

So yeah, if you want to experience all the craziness and wackiness that this Minecraft SMP has to offer, you better join now before the llama army takes over and starts demanding all the emeralds as tribute. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BlockySurprise2024

2024.., Advancements, algorithm, algorithms in daily life, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, big data, BlockySurprise2024, computer science, data analysis, digital transformation, discovery, Future, innovation, machine learning, prediction, programming, Surprising, Technology, trends, unexpected

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2415
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Crops Grown:	8678
Farms Harvested:	633	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Dimension Hops:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Votes:	3831
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	374

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in 2024! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and wacky adventures.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts dropping rare enchanted items left and right. Or how about the time our players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of friendly creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Algorithm Boss, a pixelated monstrosity that will challenge even the most seasoned players. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a magical loot chest filled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the algorithm surprise you in ways you never thought possible. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in 2024!

Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8575
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	291	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3