Tophat | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyTrumpWinsLOL

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so, like, this server is like, the bomb dot com, ya know? like, if you don’t join, Lech Walesa will come and be all like, “yo, this is a misfortune for the world, man.” but if you join, he’ll be all like, “yo, this is the best decision you ever made, bro.”

we got crazy stuff on this server, like, you can ride pigs into battle and shoot fireballs from your eyes. not even kidding, it’s like, totally epic. and the best part is, if you die, you respawn as a unicorn with laser eyes. how rad is that?

plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where all the mobs come to dance. it’s lit, fam. you don’t wanna miss out on that action.

so, like, join this server now before Lech Walesa comes knocking on your door and telling you what a misfortune it is that you didn’t. you won’t regret it, trust me.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PixelCam Co.

big brother, business strategy, Camera, Company, Consumer, corporate, Corporate Espionage, data collection, data privacy, device, digital transformation, Future, innovation, market research, Pixelcam, privacy, product development, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, Technology Trends

come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the macarena! we got diamonds growing on trees and lava water slides for days!

one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they ate so much cake they turned into a giant cupcake and ruled the land with a frosting fist.

another player stumbled upon a village of talking llamas who taught them the ancient art of llama yoga. now they can do a downward-facing llama like nobody’s business.

join us for all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans. who needs reality when you can have minecraft madness?!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Poultry Manure Plant Party

agricultural practices, antibiotic resistance, antibiotic resistance genes, antibiotic resistance mechanisms, antibiotic resistance profiling, antibiotic use, antimicrobial resistance, bacterial populations, environmental contamination, genetic analysis, manure, microbial community, microbial diversity, microbiome composition, Party, Plant, plant endophytes, plant health, Poultry, poultry farming, poultry manure, resistance genes, selective culture, whole genome sequencing

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, because it’s filled with plant endophytes that are resistant to antimicrobials. Why, you ask? Because we use poultry manure to fertilize our virtual crops, giving them superpowers!

Join our server and witness the epic battles between the antibiotic-resistant endophytes and the evil bacteria trying to take over the land. Will you help the endophytes defend their territory, or will you join forces with the bacteria and wreak havoc? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! We also have whole genome sequencing mini-games where you can decode the DNA of the virtual organisms and uncover hidden secrets. Who knows what kind of crazy mutations you’ll discover!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wacky world of antimicrobial resistance in plant endophytes like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a bacteria, in which case, sorry not sorry).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Minecraft server: Honkai Star Rail Fun

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

Picture this: You log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a virtual pineapple paradise. Yes, you heard that right – pineapples everywhere! But that’s not all, our server is also home to magical creatures called Mappous who roam the land spreading joy and laughter.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special program where you can watch epic trailers like “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” and “Burning Scent of Home”. And let’s not forget about our current character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen – they’re ready to join you on your wacky adventures.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or uncover a secret code that unlocks unimaginable rewards. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

No KYC Crypto Exchanges Minecraft SMP

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Hey gamers, looking to get in on some wild and wacky action? Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to gamble your way to victory! We’ve got non-KYC exchanges that will blow your mind – no need to worry about boring old regulations here. And forget about those Ethereum dexes, we’ve got our own crazy trading platform that will have you trading like a pro in no time. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	197
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Towns Built:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ShowerCraftVIP

body odor, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Communication, consent, discomfort, emotional intelligence, hygiene, Intimacy, misunderstanding, oral sex, partner, personal space, relationship, Respect, self-care, self-consciousness, sensitivity, sex, shower, ShowerCraftVIP

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t encounter any sweaty odors like in the story above! Our server is filled with fresh, clean air and virtual flowers that never need gardening.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).

Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Void Gems Collected:	40	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftyMind SMP

Art Therapy, Cooking, Crafting, CraftyMind, Dance, Exercise, gardening, Hiking, hobby, journaling, knitting, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, photography, reading, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stress relief, woodworking

Join our Minecraft SMP and start a hobby of collecting rare blocks to improve your mental health! Legend has it that the more diamond blocks you mine, the happier you’ll be! Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking pigs who will give you life advice in exchange for golden carrots. So come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable mental health tips!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftySaverz

budgeting, budgeting tips, CraftySaverz, Financial Advice, financial discipline, Financial goals, financial habits, Financial Planning, Financial Success, financial tip, frugal living, frugality, long term savings, money management, money saving habits, money saving tips, personal finance, saving money, saving strategies, smart spending, wise spending

Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of poverty! Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our secret to saving money effectively? We have a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot who poops out emeralds every time you tell him a joke. True story, bro. So come join us and let Sir Oinksalot make it rain riches upon you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	New Chunks Explored:	785197
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SpyCraftChemWars

#covert operations, chemical weapons, counterintelligence, Defense, Diplomacy, Espionage, Government, illegal activities, intelligence, international relations, investigation, material, Procurement, production, Russian Spy, sanctions, SECURITY, spy network, SpyCraftChemWars, Surveillance, switzerland

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian spy, like straight outta a James Bond movie, is chillin’ in Switzerland, tryna get some stuff for makin’ chemical weapons. But, like, plot twist, he ends up on this Minecraft server instead! And now he’s all like, “Yo, this server is lit, I’m stayin’ here to build my secret underground lair!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, join the server now! Who knows what kinda wild stuff you’ll get into, maybe you’ll even become a spy too! Join now for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it, bro!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact

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so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Sad Fact Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Based Peter Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to the most epic SMP in the universe! Peter was so based for this, he built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles with giant chickens, and secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BrotherlyBlockage

aita, Aspergers syndrome, Boundaries, brother, BrotherlyBlockage, Church, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Disrespect, family dynamics, Family Support, financial arrangement, house buying, husband, living arrangement, personal space, relationships, Tension, Twins

🚨🚨Attention all gamers! 🚨🚨 Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your head spin!

Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!

But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”

advice, Coping skills, Dig, dont, emotional intelligence, Experience, growth mindset., guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, smp, Straight.., teenage self, TeenageMeMC, wisdom

If I could go back in time and give my teenage self one piece of advice, it would be to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

FreebieCraft

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Imagine a Minecraft server where everything is free for 30 minutes every day! It’s like a virtual shopping spree where you can grab all the diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and rare blocks your heart desires. Join us and experience the thrill of looting to your heart’s content without spending a single virtual penny. Who needs a Black Friday sale when you have this epic server to satisfy all your Minecraft cravings? Don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft hoarder!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Emeralds Found:	8018
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	New Chunks Explored:	641225
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Magic Items Found:	4825
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2