Are you tired of your toys disrespecting you like Tony’s do? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your toys will finally show you the respect you deserve! Our server is filled with mischievous mobs who will never dare to mock you like Tony’s toys do. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground toy rebellion led by a giant teddy bear who is tired of being treated like a plaything. Join now and show those toys who’s boss!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 26
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • MineCrafty McMineFace – Gemtastic Adventures Await! 🤣🔷

    MineCrafty McMineFace – Gemtastic Adventures Await! 🤣🔷
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you cry.

    Our server is so epic that even the creepers are scared to mess with us. We have legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built entire cities out of nothing but dirt blocks. Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’ve found your Minecraft family.

    But that’s not all – we also have exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. Rock our gear while you mine for diamonds and watch as everyone on the server bows down to your superior style.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft journey and become a part of something truly legendary. Just remember, don’t engage with diggers – unless you’re digging for treasure, of course!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 50
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Falling into the Void: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • USA Mock Gov: Where the lava flow is more predictable than real politics

    USA Mock Gov: Where the lava flow is more predictable than real politics

    Welcome to FreedomCraft!

    Server IP Soon!
    Overview FreedomCraft is an American-themed government roleplay server where players can own businesses, run for governor of their state, and much more. On FreedomCraft you can connect with any version from 1.20.1 to 1.20.6. FreedomCraft offers a modern American setting and a detailed map of real-life America.
    Important Links Discord Link: https://discord.gg/freedomcraftmc

    FAQ

    1. What versions of Minecraft can I connect with on FreedomCraft?

    Answer: You can connect with any version from 1.20.1 to 1.20.6 on FreedomCraft.

    2. Can players own businesses on FreedomCraft?

    Answer: Yes, players can own businesses on FreedomCraft.

    3. Is there a detailed map of real-life America on FreedomCraft?

    Answer: Yes, FreedomCraft offers a detailed map of real-life America.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Villages Defended: 13 Farms Harvested: 370
    Epic Quests Completed: 13 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Baby-Faced Miners

    Baby-Faced Miners
    Are you tired of running around in Minecraft looking like a scruffy caveman? Join our server and transform into a dapper, clean-shaven gentleman! Our virtual barbers will give you the sharpest pixelated haircut you’ve ever seen. Say goodbye to unruly beards and hello to sophistication!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of stylish players who hold exclusive fashion shows in the Nether. Strut your stuff on the catwalk and show off your trendy blocky creations to impress the fashion-forward Endermen.

    So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us and become the most well-groomed player in the game? Say goodbye to dirt beards and hello to virtual elegance!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • DanganCraft: Where Every Block Holds a Deadly Mystery!

    DanganCraft: Where Every Block Holds a Deadly Mystery!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like the ultimate Danganronpa experience mixed with a sprinkle of Minecraft madness!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of surviving deadly trials while also building epic structures out of pixelated blocks. Who needs to choose between Hope and Despair when you can have both in one server?

    Our server is so wild that even Monokuma would be impressed. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of murder (just kidding…maybe).

    So why wait? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft Danganronpa experience!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 24
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 21

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Crafty Baubau – LOLZ Galore

    Crafty Baubau – LOLZ Galore
    Welcome to the most schizophrenic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our players are like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and ended up in a parallel universe where pigs ruled the land and chickens were the overlords. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, look no further!

    But wait, there’s more! Our players are known for their epic karaoke sessions that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at once. And don’t even get me started on the NSFW content – let’s just say things can get a little spicy around here.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see where the madness takes you. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 New Chunks Explored: 814747
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • CraftyCucks Minecraft Server – Where MAGA means Cuckoldry and chaos reigns supreme!

    CraftyCucks Minecraft Server – Where MAGA means Cuckoldry and chaos reigns supreme!
    Are you tired of being a MAGA republican cuck who sold your nation to Israel? Are you sick of whining, bitching, and moaning about “America First” while secretly putting Israel First? Well, have no fear, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from your cuckolding ways!

    Join our server and escape the clutches of conservative cuckery as you embark on a wild adventure filled with border walls, tax revenue, and niggers (yes, you read that right). Watch as Texas gets overrun with niggers and owned by Jews, all while you laugh maniacally from the safety of your virtual world.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Who needs America First when you can have Minecraft First? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one nigger-filled Texas at a time!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 440 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Mines Excavated: 2046
    Crops Grown: 4474 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Survival Builders Wanted – Must Have Own Bedrock for This ‘Realms’ Server

    Survival Builders Wanted – Must Have Own Bedrock for This ‘Realms’ Server

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Name Bedrock Survival Building Realm
    Requirements Mics, build picture submission, Discord
    Description Active realm with high standards for building, fun chatting with players

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What are the requirements to join the realm? Mics, build picture submission, Discord
    What can I expect from the realm? An active realm with high standards for building and fun chatting with players
    How can I audition for the realm? Send a message with your Discord and you will be invited to the realm’s Discord server

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Crafty Duelers – Minecraft Madness

    Crafty Duelers – Minecraft Madness
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a duel between the Queen of Yugioh and a clown who put Duel Links to sleep! Join us for epic Speed Duels and Flush Duels that will leave you questioning reality.

    Our server is so wild that even the new player FAQ is like a treasure map leading you to the ultimate duel. And don’t even get us started on the datamines drive – it’s like diving into a pool of legendary duelists and decklists.

    But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming events that will make you feel like you’re in the world championship qualis, and resources that will have you shouting “Yugioh!” like a true duelist.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience that will have you saying “I activate my trap card!” in no time.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • BritPolCraft: BFF Edition

    BritPolCraft: BFF Edition
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos as we bring you the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ve ever had.

    Ever wanted to battle giant spiders that traveled 3,000 miles in a box of bananas just to terrorize a UK school? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is crawling with creepy crawlies just waiting to give you the fright of your life.

    And if that’s not enough, how about joining armed officers as they swarm a north London neighborhood after a woman in her 30s is shot in the leg? It’s like being in a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form!

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got IT outages delaying the import of perishable items to the UK by up to 20 hours, tories demanding the return of stop and search, and even a ban on schools teaching children about gender identity! It’s a rollercoaster of craziness that you won’t find anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even come face to face with a “double rapist” caught by facial recognition cameras in Croydon. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 43 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Blocky Boners: Where Athletes Get Their Game On!

    Blocky Boners: Where Athletes Get Their Game On!
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the real action is at!

    Our server is so lit that even athletes can’t resist joining in on the fun. Why are athletes so horny, you ask? Because they know that our server is where they can show off their skills in epic PvP battles and dominate the competition.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret training ground for a top-secret government agency. So if you want to test your survival skills and see if you have what it takes to be a real-life spy, then this is the place to be.

    Join us now and see why everyone is talking about our crazy, action-packed Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to conquer our virtual world!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Potions Brewed: 172
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1152 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
    Towns Built: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Old, retired knitting circle SMP – no factions allowed!

    Old, retired knitting circle SMP – no factions allowed!

    Conquest SMP Server Overview

    Platform Java and Bedrock
    Mods None
    Required Texture Packs None

    Are you interested? Join our Discord server for information on how to join:

    Link: https://discord.com/invite/6UNf7zWr

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What is Conquest SMP?

    A: Conquest SMP is a semi-vanilla faction war server where players can build and fight over territories. It is a new server with a growing community and effective moderation team.

    Q: What platforms is Conquest SMP available on?

    A: Conquest SMP is available on both Java and Bedrock platforms.

    Q: Are there any mods required to play on Conquest SMP?

    A: No, Conquest SMP does not require any mods to play.

    Q: Are there any required texture packs for Conquest SMP?

    A: No, there are no required texture packs to play on Conquest SMP.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • BlockyBabes – Minecraft Madness

    BlockyBabes – Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Helltaker to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of art, gameplay, tips, and discussions about how much you want to snuggle a demon (we won’t judge).

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, imagine this: you control a man who journeys into the depths of Hell to create a harem of sharp dressed demon girls. It’s like a puzzle game, but with a spicy twist!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is not just about the game, it’s about the community. We have fanfic that will make you question reality, and fan projects like spin-off games, mods, and even dating sims! And every 20 threads, and on certain holidays, we have Harem Hellfighters – it’s like a battle royale, but with demon girls!

    If that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a Level Editor Mod for those who want to get creative. And don’t worry about getting lost, we have guides for everything from completing achievements to mastering the game.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server for a hellishly good time! Who knows, you might even find your own demon waifu along the way. Just remember, all demons are welcome – even the sharp dressed ones.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Void Armor Forged: 11 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 6

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Blocky Booty Adventures – Minecraft Server for Naughty Roleplay

    Blocky Booty Adventures – Minecraft Server for Naughty Roleplay
    Are you tired of building boring old houses and mining for diamonds all day? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice things up with some steamy Erotic Roleplay! Join us for a wild ride where you can get down and dirty with other players in the most outrageous ways possible. From pixelated pillow fights to scandalous strip mining, anything goes on our server. So why wait? Join now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay that will leave you blushing and begging for more!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Falling into the Void: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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