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CraftyChop

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and act like a civilized player? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we embrace the true spirit of Minecraft by allowing players to rest, piss, and shit wherever they please! That’s right, no more holding it in while you’re in the middle of a intense mining session. Just let it all out and watch the world around you become a beautiful mess of bodily fluids.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet God, who watches over all the pee and poop with a mischievous grin. Rumor has it that if you offer him a golden plunger, he will grant you three wishes (although they may come with some…unintended consequences).

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Who needs diamonds when you have a server like this? Let the pee and poop flow freely! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Jazzed Up Minecraft Madness with Derek Fisher

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Why should you join, you ask? Because Derek Fisher himself played for the Utah Jazz on our server! That’s right, you can team up with a basketball legend and dominate the virtual court while building epic structures in the world of Minecraft. Who knew that Derek Fisher had such mad building skills? Join now and experience the craziest crossover of sports and gaming you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

LonelyCraft: Man Up and Mine!

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Are you tired of hearing about the so-called “male loneliness epidemic”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to loneliness as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end.

Our server is guaranteed to cure any feelings of isolation because we have a secret potion that turns all players into social butterflies. Once you join, you’ll be surrounded by friends who will make you feel like the life of the party, even if you’re just mining for diamonds.

Don’t believe us? Well, let us tell you the story of Bob, who joined our server feeling down in the dumps. But after just one day of playing, he was laughing so hard that he forgot all about his troubles. Now, Bob is the king of the server, ruling over his loyal subjects with a diamond pickaxe in hand.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to loneliness forever. Who needs a partner when you have a whole community of hilarious players waiting to make you smile?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyCryptos: Where even our diamonds are more stable than your investments!

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Are you tired of constantly losing money on shitcoins? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate crypto paradise! Join us and experience the thrill of finding new virtual currencies that are constantly pumping – forget about real-life investments, this is where the real money is made! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually filled with hidden Bitcoin treasures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate crypto miner in our wacky world of blocky riches!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SamuraiCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old crap? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of magical pixies who will guide you through a mystical portal to a land filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair where you can battle giant spiders and zombie ninjas for epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite power.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. How fucking epic is that!!??

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ConfidentCraft: Where even the creepers fear us!

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where even the creepers are too scared to mess with you! Our fearless players have tamed the Ender Dragon and made friends with the Wither boss. You’ll never have to worry about getting ganked by a skeleton again, because they all bow down to our mighty players. So come on in and show off your confidence, just like this player here who’s staring down a pack of zombies without breaking a sweat. Trust us, on this server, you’re the one in control!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

RedstoneRiot

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! Picture this: you log in and suddenly everything is in RED and speaking SPANISH! Yes, you heard that right. The trees, the animals, even the blocks themselves are all speaking Spanish and glowing red. It’s like a fiesta in Minecraft!

But that’s not all, oh no. Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Mountain, where you can mine for delicious tacos instead of boring old ores. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Piñata Pig, who drops all sorts of amazing loot when you break him open.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knew playing in red and speaking Spanish could be so much fun? ¡Vamos!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Crafty McCraftface: Server of Epic Fails and Epic Wins

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and craziness!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers. It was like a Minecraft fever dream! But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Trust me, you don’t want to miss it!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that’s filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the lucky player to find it? Join now and find out!

So what are you waiting for? Click that link and join the madness on our server. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans await you!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MemeCraft – LOLs & Blocks Galore

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated masterpieces with their hooves. 2. We have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. 3. The server currency is not gold or diamonds, but rather rare blocks of cheese that can only be found by defeating the legendary Cheese Dragon. 4. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. 5. If you manage to find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

The Dutch still salty we looted and booted their wooden shoes

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Nafris running loose in Amsterdam? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Dutch are still bitter about it. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more action than a Hollywood blockbuster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Join us if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times. Who needs hapas mutts when you’ve got Nafris and a whole lot of fun on this server? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Enchantments Applied:	80	Star Shards Collected:	180
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Late Night Stroll

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Are you tired of boring old walks in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and take a stroll through our virtual forests at any time of day! Whether it’s 7:30pm or 3:00am, our server is always open for a leisurely walk. Who needs fresh air and exercise when you can have pixelated adventures and virtual cardio? Join now and never worry about the time of day for a walk again!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftyCrack – Crackin’ Blocks Since ’09

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led to a land filled with flying pigs and talking llamas. Legend has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a chicken, you will unlock unlimited diamonds for life. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7072
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

HuntCraft

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Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with mystery, danger, and a whole lot of blocky fun? Then come join our Minecraft server and find out what Togashi has in store for these two strapping young lads! Will they uncover hidden treasures, battle fearsome monsters, or maybe even discover the secret to unlimited diamonds? The possibilities are endless on our server, where every block holds a new surprise and every adventure is more epic than the last. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for the ride of a lifetime! Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Animals Bred:	183
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Enchantments Applied:	83	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Pixel Perfect Pals: Where 1440p Dreams Come True! Upgrade from 1080p and Join the Fun!

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Are you tired of living in the peasant world of 1080p 144hz monitors? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the depths of low resolution hell! Join us and experience the glorious world of 1440p monitors where every block looks crispier than a freshly baked potato chip.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll find hidden treasures and secret dungeons that can only be unlocked with the power of a 1440p monitor. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond mine guarded by a pack of deranged creepers who will only reveal their location if you can spot them in crystal clear detail.

So why settle for anything less than the best when you can join our server and bask in the glory of high resolution gaming? Upgrade your monitor, upgrade your life, and join us on this epic adventure where pixels reign supreme!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Welcome to LostCraft Reborn, where you might actually find your way… or not. Just embrace the chaos!

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Server Information

Server Name	LostCraft Reborn
Server Type	Factions/eco/survival
Server Version	1.20.4
Server Plugins	Factionsuuid, essentials, anticheat, coreprotect, jobs, mcmmo, rtp, harbor, and more
Server Reset	None. Map will not wipe unless forced.
Server Map Version	1.20.4
Server Admin	DJL0st12
Server Website	Under construction: https://lostcraftreborn.com
Server Discord	Under construction. Do /discord in game
Server IP	mc.lostcraftreborn.com

Overview

This server is still in HEAVY development. However, there are many things that are difficult to test without players. Come get your start on a fresh old school factions server AND contribute to its birth (by playing, nothing more).

FAQs

1. Is the server still in development?

Yes, the server is still in heavy development.

2. What type of server is LostCraft Reborn?

LostCraft Reborn is a Factions/eco/survival server.

3. How do I connect to the server?

You can connect to the server by using the IP: mc.lostcraftreborn.com

4. Is there a server reset schedule?

No, the server map will not wipe unless forced.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2