so, like, the tokyo government is, like, launching this dating app, right? but get this, it’s not just any dating app, it’s, like, gonna boost the birthrate! like, they’re gonna match people up so they can, like, make babies and stuff. can you imagine swiping right and then boom, you’re a parent? it’s gonna be wild, man. so if you wanna find love and, like, contribute to society at the same time, you gotta join this server. who knows, maybe you’ll find your soulmate and pop out a bunch of babies. it’s gonna be a real party, dude.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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