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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 2681 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2890 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Toilet King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a battle of the bowels. Rumor has it, his farts are so powerful they can knock you off your blocky feet!
And if that ain’t enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground poop mine where you can dig for rare minerals and resources. Who needs diamonds when you can have a shiny turd?
So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and let your bowels lead the way to adventure! Just watch out for creepers, they might mistake you for a walking toilet!