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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
Alien Abductions: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
Potions Brewed: 144 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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