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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed: 9 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 5640

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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