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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 10
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
Blood Moons Survived: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 14
Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
Astral Amulets Crafted: 44 Runes Activated: 8

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