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Updated October 24, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Dimension Hops: 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 14

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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