Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of trying to save some extra cash? Look no further! Our server is like getting a massage and dinner for two with a $250 voucher, but with a 20% discount on your first visit. And don’t worry, we won’t guilt trip you into tipping more than you planned – we appreciate the savings just like you do! Join us for a relaxing and discount-filled gaming experience like no other. Who needs expensive tips when you can tip your hat to our amazing deals instead?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
Meteorites Collected: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • BrokeButHappyCraft

    BrokeButHappyCraft
    Are you tired of being stuck in the real world, debating between being broke and happy or rich and miserable? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can have the best of both worlds!

    Join us and experience a world where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. Build your dream mansion out of solid gold blocks and then watch it get destroyed by a pack of mischievous creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic battles against giant chickens and ride into battle on a unicorn. Who needs real-world problems when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to real-world dilemmas. Happiness and riches await you in this wacky Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Gods Slained: 0
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 2919
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Elemental Crystals Collected: 44

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • NetZeroNK: Bonkers Fuel Plan

    NetZeroNK: Bonkers Fuel Plan
    so this server is like that time the UK was like “let’s import fuel from North Korea to reach net zero emissions” but instead of that nonsense, you can join us and have a blast in Minecraft land! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the Ender Dragon. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who needs North Korea fuel when you got this level of chaos?!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Crops Grown: 5529 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Void Armor Forged: 25
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Sakura’s Love Minecraft Server

    Sakura’s Love Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is in the air and Sakura is our queen! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Sakura was being attacked by worms and Shinji. But fear not, because on our server, we have magical powers that can protect her from any harm! Plus, we have a special potion that turns worms into friendly pets. Who wouldn’t want a pet worm, am I right?

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. A dragon that farts rainbows! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops diamonds.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the laughter never stops. Sakura is waiting for you to save her from those pesky worms, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 23 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
    Alien Abductions: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Ex’s Decline After 15 Years Apart Minecraft SMP

    Ex’s Decline After 15 Years Apart Minecraft SMP
    Are you ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft SMP experience of your life? Imagine a world where your ex-girlfriend, who left you in your darkest hour, suddenly comes back into your life after 15 years looking for redemption. Will you forgive her and rebuild your relationship, or will you use this opportunity to exact revenge in the most epic way possible?

    Join our server and embark on a journey filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists as you navigate through the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will you team up with your ex to conquer the challenges ahead, or will you go head-to-head in an epic battle for supremacy?

    With unique quests, custom plugins, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this Minecraft SMP is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the finish line. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 9
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 30
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • NoKidsAllowedMC

    NoKidsAllowedMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of kids and enjoy some adult fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to relax, swear freely, and drink as much as you want without worrying about little ones climbing all over you.

    Join us for game nights where the only interruptions you’ll experience are from other players, not toddlers asking for snacks or bathroom breaks. We promise not to force you to listen to nonsensical stories from kids or pretend to be amazed by their every move.

    So come on over and leave the kiddos at home – this server is for adults only! Let loose, have a blast, and make some new friends who understand the importance of a good swear word. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 8
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Animals Bred: 165
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • SMPFashionista – Minecraft SMP

    SMPFashionista – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have a strict dress code that requires all players to wear the sluttiest items of clothing in the game. From leather chaps to diamond thongs, we’ve got it all!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Strip Mine Challenge, where players must strip down to their skivvies and mine for diamonds while dodging lava and creepers. The winner gets to wear the coveted Golden Speedo of Victory for a whole week!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous outfits, daring challenges, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at. Just remember, on our server, the only thing more important than building your dream base is looking fabulous while doing it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Zombie Dances: 8
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Emeralds Found: 5061 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • AnnoyingAF

    AnnoyingAF
    Are you tired of your partner’s annoying habits driving you up the wall? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your partner’s quirks don’t exist! Build a virtual paradise where the only thing irritating you is that one creeper who keeps blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot easier to deal with than your partner leaving dirty socks everywhere. So come on, join us and say goodbye to real-life annoyances!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Crops Grown: 4502
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7688 Mines Excavated: 1467
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 11

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • UkrainianArsenal Minecraft Server

    UkrainianArsenal Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is lit af, like russia declaring emergency lit. ukraine be like “boom boom” and russia be like “oh no, emergency time!” come join our server for explosive fun and crazy shenanigans. maybe you’ll hit a weapons arsenal too and start a local emergency, who knows? join now for a blast!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 3269
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • CraftyCovidCraze

    CraftyCovidCraze
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got a server for you! This server is so lit, even the Kremlin is talking about it! Rumor has it that Trump sent Putin some Covid test machines just so he could join this server and dominate the competition.

    But wait, there’s more! Putin hasn’t been taking any phone calls since he left office because he’s been too busy building epic structures and slaying mobs on this server. Join now and you could be rubbing elbows with world leaders while you build your own Minecraft empire.

    So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3828 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Villages Defended: 13 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Brain Boosting Workout

    Brain Boosting Workout
    join our minecraft server and watch as your brain transforms based on what you did two weeks ago. did you mine a ton of diamonds? congrats, now you’re a genius! did you fall off a cliff and lose all your stuff? sorry, now you’re a complete idiot. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

    come for the crazy brain transformations, stay for the epic battles with giant mutant chickens and killer rabbits. trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 40 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Villages Defended: 12

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • 💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

    💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

    DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

    But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

    Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

    List of unique mechanics:

    ✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

    ? Enchanting totems with attributes.

    ? Unique TNT.

    ? Custom enchantments.

    ? Private blocks.

    ? Many different events.

    ? Buyer.

    ? Auction.

    ? Battle Pass.

    ? Master keys with resources.

    ? Auto-Mine

    In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

    IP: mc.deadtime.site

    Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

    Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 20 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 47
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Disgraceful smp, where chaos is only slightly encouraged!

    Disgraceful smp, where chaos is only slightly encouraged!
    Details Information
    Java Or Bedrock Java 1.21
    Realm/Server/World Server
    Number of players Server didn’t start yet
    Length of Play Session Infinite, server starts tomorrow
    Gametype Semi-anarchy
    Language English

    FAQs

    1. Can I join the server if I’m not using Java Edition?

      No, this server is specifically for Java Edition players.

    2. When will the server start?

      The server will start tomorrow.

    3. How many players are allowed on the server?

      The number of players is not limited, but the server hasn’t started yet.

    4. What does “semi-anarchy” mean in terms of gameplay?

      Semi-anarchy means there are some rules, but players have a certain level of freedom in their actions.

    5. Why is Netherite banned for the first week?

      Netherite is banned to allow for a more balanced gameplay experience for all players.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Crafty Cuck Thread Minecraft Server

    Crafty Cuck Thread Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious memes, and unforgettable moments.

    Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a pumpkin on your head? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday. Our community is filled with talented builders, skilled PvPers, and some seriously wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a secret dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Will you be brave enough to venture into its depths and claim the loot for yourself? Or will you end up as just another victim of the dreaded Creeper King?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re going to need it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 34 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Stop Woke Minecraft SMP Homosexual Mind Virus

    Stop Woke Minecraft SMP Homosexual Mind Virus
    Are you tired of being infected by the woke homosexual mind virus in your everyday life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have the ultimate solution! By joining our server, you will be transported to a magical land where the only virus you have to worry about is the Creeper virus (watch out for those explosive hugs)!

    Our server is protected by a team of elite meme lords who have dedicated their lives to stopping the spread of the woke homosexual mind virus. They use their powers of trolling and dank memes to keep the virus at bay and ensure that everyone can enjoy a fun and safe gaming experience.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic battles against giant rainbow-colored zombies, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of truth, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to the woke homosexual mind virus once and for all!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 31 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • SportyCraft: WifeWars Edition

    SportyCraft: WifeWars Edition
    Are you tired of being stuck between a rock and a hard place like this poor dad? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from real-life dilemmas!

    Join our server and leave all your commitments behind, just like this dad’s daughter wants to leave her gymnastics team! No more sore muscles or 14-hour gym sessions, just endless hours of block-building fun!

    Forget about spending $1,800 on camps and sessions, because on our server, everything is free! You can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank!

    And don’t worry about becoming lazy, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be lifting is blocks! Say goodbye to chores and school work, and hello to a world of endless possibilities!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can finally find that middle ground between fun and responsibility. Just make sure to watch out for any dog houses along the way!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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