Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Rebellion, where feathers and beef fly everywhere! Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition? The winner gets a diamond pickaxe enchanted with the power of unlimited tacos!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of glowstone? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 6
Blood Moons Survived: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Runes Activated: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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