TinyJoy Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky References Only

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so like, picture this: you’re chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, someone drops a reference that makes you go “i understood that reference.” and you’re like, “wow, i’m so smart and cool for getting that.” but then there’s some other peeps who are like, “wut? i don’t get it.” and you can be all smug and superior, like, “haha, you don’t get it, loser.”

join this server for the ultimate test of your pop culture knowledge. be the one who gets all the references and impress your friends. or be the one who’s constantly confused and left in the dust. either way, it’s a wild ride full of laughs and confusion. so come on, join us and see if you can keep up with the references. or be forever lost in a sea of confusion. your choice, dude.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Emeralds Found:	1267	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Misinformation Masters: Kid Fact-Checkers

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So, like, u should totally join this amazin’ Minecraft server cuz we got all the craziest misinformation for u to learn from! We want u to be the best fact-checker out there, so we gonna throw all kinds of wacky stuff at u to see if u can figure out what’s true and what’s not. Plus, we got oversight, so u won’t be totally lost in the sea of lies. Come join us and become the ultimate truth-seeker in the Minecraft world!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Divine Spears Created:	26
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Eagle`s Creative+ – Create worlds on Minecraft server

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Eagle`s Creative is a server on which players create new worlds every day, in which they show their imagination in the construction of maps, as well as in world coding.

CREATE YOUR WORLD!

There are 5 worlds available to you, and you can even customize your new world before creating it. Choose the type of world (flat, normal, empty) and environment (normal, hellish, ender). And after creating the world, you can change it:

World nameWorld descriptionWorld iconShort world IDGame rules of the world

RULE YOUR WORLD!

Your world is your imagination, in which you are the creator. Maybe you want to give the rights to your friend so he can build with you, which is why we invented things like:

Managing players in the world Player spawn point in the world Access for players to visit the world Time and weather in the world

EXPERIENCE COMMUNITY WORLDS!

To take a break from building your own world, you can taste and visit worlds from other talented players! In our recommendations we have chosen the best worlds, but you won’t limit yourself to recommendations, because you can:

Sort worlds by category (RPG, Strategy, Adventure) Sort worlds by reputation, number of players and newness Search worlds by their name or ID

MAKE A WHOLE GAME OUT OF THE WORLD!

We not only have construction, but also coding, which is quite easy to learn! By placing a couple of coding blocks, you have already created the issuance of items when you click on the block, or a greeting when the player enters. And if you also learn about variables, lists (arrays) and dictionaries, then you will create something special!

50 player events when the player does something in the world…70 actions on the player to do something on the player..30 player conditions to check before acting..And that’s not all!

RESPONSIVE ADMINISTRATION!

Regular server updates and constant communication between the administration and the community allow you to enjoy the game. You can always ask a question to the project staff or ask for help in the game.

Maybe it’s time to connect to our server? Become the one who not only survives on some piece of land, but the one who creates and improves it.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Crops Grown:	7399	Potions Brewed:	160
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

New Underwear Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the balls feel crazy! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and their balls started feeling so crazy that they couldn’t stop laughing. The laughter was contagious, spreading throughout the server and turning every player into a giggling mess. It was chaos, but oh so much fun! So if you want your balls to feel crazy too, come join us on this wild adventure. Who knows what other wacky shenanigans await you on our server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Good Morning Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a lonely miner in the vast world of Minecraft? Do you find yourself constantly surrounded by mobs and noobs with no one to share your diamonds with? Well, fear not, because our SMP is here to save you from eternal loneliness!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about being forever alone again. Our community is filled with the most epic gamers who are always down for a good time. We have weekly events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Build Battle Royale” that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about those pesky creepers trying to blow up your base.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Whore Village, where you can trade your emeralds for some…um…special services. And trust us, once you’ve experienced the wonders of Whore Village, you’ll never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and say goodbye to forever alone!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Dad’s Dumb Rule Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can build to your heart’s content and explore endless possibilities. But wait, there’s more – we have a special feature that allows you to tame wild wolves and ride them into battle against creepers and zombies!

Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Take a stroll through our virtual petting zoo, where you can cuddle with adorable pixelated animals and even ride a giant chicken around the server!

And if you’re looking for a challenge, try our exclusive “Dad Boss Battle” where you must defeat a giant dad who tries to take food out of your hand before dinner time. It’s a hilarious showdown that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! Who needs real life drama when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Astral Projections Made:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BlockPartyNudesGoneWild

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Are you tired of dealing with boyfriends who are more interested in looking at naked women than spending time with you? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where all players are required to wear full armor at all times to avoid any distractions. No more worrying about your significant other being bombarded with inappropriate content, because on our server, the only thing popping up on their screen will be creepers trying to blow them up! Trust us, this is the safest place for your relationship to thrive while you mine for diamonds and build epic structures together. Say goodbye to naked women and hello to pixelated pigs!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mines Excavated:	4897	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Emeralds Found:	6136	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafty20XX

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Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds rain from the sky! This server is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever eats one of those golden apples gains the power to build a castle in a single night!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest mob of them all – the elusive Rainbow Sheep. These majestic creatures roam the land spreading joy and color wherever they go. And if you manage to tame one, they will grant you three wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Dimension Hops:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BlockyBash: Protect the Pixels!

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LOL, ok so like, this server is like the craziest place ever, you gotta join cuz it’s like a party in your computer! we got unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire, it’s lit af. and like, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the fun and adventure, like seriously, you’ll be so bored without us. plus, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out, it’s like the hottest spot in town. so come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s have a blast together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Fruit Salad with Beets

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come join our epic minecraft server where the beets are the rulers and the fruit salad is the ultimate power. you think you know minecraft? think again, because on our server, everything is upside down and inside out.

we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and unicorns that poop out diamonds. the grass is made of cotton candy and the trees sing you lullabies as you chop them down for wood.

our players are all secretly wizards who can turn into dragons and breathe fire on their enemies. you think you’re tough? try fighting a giant chicken that shoots lightning bolts from its beak.

join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the killer tomatoes.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	191

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BlockyVaxCraft: Stay Alive & Craft On!

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come join our minecraft server, where the only risk is dying from laughter! our server is so lit, even covid-19 is scared to come near us. we got vaccinated mobs roaming around, making sure everyone stays healthy and happy.

if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate protection against covid-19 and boring gameplay. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Animals Bred:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SlopCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like being transported to a whole new world – literally!

Join us and embark on a journey that will make isekai anime look like a walk in the park. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension every time you log on.

From fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen to building your own castle in the sky, the possibilities are endless on our server. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret realm filled with diamond-studded llamas and talking chickens.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and experience the ultimate adventure? Trust us, once you’ve been on our server, you’ll never want to leave. Just be careful not to get too lost in the world, or you might end up like Steve from episode 3 of that isekai anime – trapped in a world where the only way out is to mine your way to freedom.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5111	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

5 more hours until weekend starts in Poland Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of waiting for the weekend to start in Poland? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and time will fly by faster than a pig riding a minecart! Our server is so addicting, you won’t even notice when the weekend finally arrives. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you unlimited energy so you can play for days without sleep. Join now and say goodbye to boring weekends in Poland!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BrotherlyBucksNoBlame

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

Forget about broken arms and missing teeth, on our server, you can create your own paradise without any drunk drivers crashing into you. Plus, there’s no child support debt to worry about – unless you count the debt you owe to the Ender Dragon for stealing its treasure!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs settlements and family arguments when you can be mining for diamonds and battling creepers? Let’s craft away the stress together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BelieveItOrNotMC SMP

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Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and offer you flowers instead of blowing you up. Yes, you heard that right. Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world.

But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Towns Built:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13