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Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Picture this: you’re flying through the skies on a majestic Aureus Shot, only to crash land in Lupine Rue and have to fend off a horde of Feixiao creatures with nothing but a laugh. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the Arrow that Seeks the Stars, all while dodging Black Swan attacks and befriending a Robin named Moze?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most outrageous character banners you’ve ever seen, featuring Feixiao, Kafka, and even a Luka who’s known for his wild dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the Light Cone Banners – hunting for Nihility and Harmony has never been more thrilling!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride filled with imaginary erudition, redeemable codes, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a boring old blockhead, that is.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Niece’sNamingCeremony Minecraft Server

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🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so check it out – this Minecraft server is like a naming ceremony for your niece, but way more lit! Imagine a world where you can give your blocks a Hebrew name and watch them come to life with crazy powers!

Forget driving 4.5 hours to be bored at a regular ol’ ceremony, join our server and teleport to a world where your niece’s Hebrew name is the key to unlocking epic adventures! Plus, no need to worry about cat sitters or gas money – just log on and let the fun begin!

Don’t be left on read like OP’s brother, join our server and be the life of the party! Who needs a Christening when you can have a block-tastic celebration with us? So, AITA if you don’t join? 😂🎉 #MinecraftNamingCeremonyFun

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

GrannyGotGriefMC

Apology, AroAce, belief in God, birthday dinner, family relationships, Father, favorite restaurant, final year of MA, Glasses, grandmother, GrannyGotGriefMC, hounding, infertility, kicking out, Kids, Marriage, medically infertile, religious fanatic, staff involvement, tolerance, visual impairment

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your grandma’s birthday party? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where your grandma is a religious fanatic who tries to heal your Minecraft character’s wounds with prayer instead of potions. And instead of building houses, she insists you find a Minecraft husband and have Minecraft kids. Talk about a crazy family dynamic!

But don’t worry, on our server, you can kick out your grandma if she gets too annoying. Just like the OP did at their birthday dinner! Show her who’s boss and build your dream Minecraft world without any interference from crazy relatives.

So, if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who knows what kind of wild adventures await you in this wacky virtual world.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Minecraft SMP: GuyScan2021

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Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the first thing you’ll notice is the insane builds our players create. From giant statues of Steve to rollercoasters that defy gravity, you’ll never be bored on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government. Want to join their ranks and overthrow the oppressive chicken overlords? Just hop on our server and start your quest for porky freedom.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of chaos, creativity, and talking pigs. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BlockyBlasts: Don’t dig straight down!

“Youth, advice, BlockyBlasts, Dig, dont, Experience, growth mindset., guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, MISTAKES, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, regrets, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, Straight.., wisdom

If I could give one piece of advice to my younger self, it would be to join this epic Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding! Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve tamed a dragon and ridden it into battle against an army of evil chickens. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a wizard who can turn you into a block of cheese if you ask nicely. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8822	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

VuhledarCraft – Ukraine’s 72nd Brigade

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s 72nd brigade is actually a secret group of minecraft players who release videos from vuhledar while denying claims about withdrawal from the game! u gotta see it to believe it, these players are on a mission to build the craziest minecraft world ever seen! join now for a chance to be part of their epic adventures and witness the madness unfold! trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Neolithic Farming Fun in Morocco

African History, agriculture, Ancient civilization, ancient society, anthropology, archaeology, Civilization, cultural heritage, discovery, Excavation, Farming, farming community, Fun, History, morocco, Neolithic, Neolithic era, North Africa, prehistoric, research, scientific discovery, SETTLEMENT

yo, so like, if u wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server, listen up! we got this wild story about a previously unknown Neolithic farming community discovered in Morocco. like, who even knew that was a thing?? but on this server, u can be part of that community and build ur own Neolithic farm with ur virtual pals. imagine the epic battles u can have with other players over who has the best crops or the most cows. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come join us and be a part of history in the making. plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players. u can’t beat that, amirite?? so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s get farming, y’all! 🌾🐄🔥

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

[———– ReDark ———–] Minecraft server

1.21, Community, Discord, fair administration, Fair Play, License, no cheaters, Peace, private server, Vanilla

ReDark is our private Minecraft server, created for those who love vanilla, peace and fair play. We value players who value comfortable gameplay. What we have:• Adequate community• No cheaters• Fair administrationCurrent server version is 1.21. Login without a license is possible. Join us on Discord to become part of this project.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Crafty Monsters Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old servers with no tableware in sight? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the wildest place to be! Join us for epic Monster Hunter adventures where you can hunt down monsters with your friends and gear up with the craziest armor sets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is now Steam Deck verified, so you can game on the go with ease. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we even have old game emulation and multiplayer options for those Frontier fans out there.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of Monster Hunter like never before. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure or two along the way. See you in the wilds, adventurer!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Car Site Open Minecraft SMP

CAR, car access, car hacking, car remote access, car safety, car security, car technology, cybersecurity, dark web, digital safety, digital security, exploit, HACKING, kia, Kia exploit, Kia hack, Kia vulnerability, Minecraft, online security, Open, remote access, Site, smp, Vulnerability

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for something a little more… adventurous? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because we have a Kia exploit that allows you to open a car just by clicking a link! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, now you can mine for cars! Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through the dark web to find the rarest and most valuable vehicles in the game. So what are you waiting for? Hop in your virtual Kia and come join the fun!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	103	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, bride, celebration, ceremony, Communication, Conflict, decision, Division, family, groom, involvement, Marriage, Minecraft, OVERWHELMING, parents, relationships, Respect, selfish, Server, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraft

Are you tired of your parents trying to control every aspect of your life, even your wedding day? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your dream wedding venue without any interference!

On our server, you can create the most extravagant wedding ceremony you can imagine, from a diamond-studded altar to a cake made entirely of gold blocks. And the best part? Your parents are banned from entering the server, so you can finally have the freedom to plan your special day without any unwanted opinions.

Join now and show your family who’s boss by creating the most epic wedding celebration in Minecraft history! Don’t let anyone rain on your pixelated parade, it’s time to say “I do” to our server and “I don’t” to meddling parents.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SisKiddoBullyDramaCraft

Accommodation, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Divorce, Driving, emotional, family, Favor, Harmony, Kids, parenting, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Siblings, SisKiddoBullyDramaCraft, Support

Are you tired of dealing with unruly kids ruining your Minecraft projects? Join our server for a drama-free gaming experience! We promise no one will draw all over your creations or call you names (unless it’s in good fun, of course). Say goodbye to sibling rivalry and hello to a supportive online community where everyone gets along like one big happy family. Plus, we offer virtual carpool services for those in need of transportation to school (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come on over and leave the real-world drama behind – you won’t regret it!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CringeCraft SMP: TeenageFails

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to embrace your inner cringe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, chaotic events, and a community of players who are not afraid to let their cringy flags fly high. From recreating iconic meme moments in Minecraft form to hosting cringe-worthy talent shows where players showcase their most embarrassing talents, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our server’s founder once accidentally built a giant statue of their crush in-game, only to have it haunted by a ghostly figure that whispered cringy pick-up lines to anyone who dared to approach it. Legend has it that the statue still stands to this day, a reminder of the cringe that lurks within us all.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner cringe and join a community that celebrates the absurd, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your dignity at the door!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6080

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CreeperLoveCraft

action, Adventure, Connection, CreeperLoveCraft, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, Intimacy, love, multiplayer, Passion, Pleasure, relationships, role playing, romance, satisfaction, sex life, simulation, Single player, strategy, video games, virtual reality

Are you tired of your sex life feeling like a solo game of Minesweeper? Join our Minecraft server and level up your love life! Our virtual world is filled with sexy villagers just waiting to trade with you…if you catch our drift. Explore our pixelated paradise and find hidden chests filled with naughty surprises. Who needs a partner when you have a diamond sword to keep you company? So ditch the real world and come play with us, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the Ender Dragon).

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

LebCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come to our place cuz we got crazier explosions than Israel hitting Beirut, yo! Our server is so wild, it’s like a war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bombs. Plus, we straight up rejected any boring ceasefire plans cuz we’re all about that chaos and destruction, fam. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of constant mayhem and non-stop action. Let’s blow stuff up together, yo!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Runes Activated:	6