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WeirdCraft: Strange Tales & Tall Blocks

Abnormal, BIZARRE, bizarre sightings, blocks, eccentric, eXtraordinary, odd, odd happenings, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, strange, strange occurrences, Tales, Tall, Uncanny, UNUSUAL, unusual experiences, weird, weird encounters, WeirdCraft

Have you ever seen a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat and monocle? Well, get ready for even more absurdity on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking mushrooms. Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own floating castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks or participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by our TNT-powered fireworks display)!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

FarmVilleMC Server: Labor-Free Zone!

Accountability, agriculture, Belarus, controversial practices, ethical farming, european union, Exploitation, Farm, FarmVilleMC, forced labor, German lawmaker, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, labor rights, LaborFree, legal implications, media coverage, political scandal, prison labor, public outcry, Server, social justice, transparency, Zone

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where we got prison labor reported at German lawmaker’s farm in Belarus! 😂🤣

We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and chickens laying golden eggs! 🐷🕺🐔

Our server is so lit, even the creepers be dropping sick beats instead of exploding! 💥🎶

Join now and experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft history! Who needs diamonds when you got llamas wearing top hats? 🎩💎

Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server and be part of the madness! 🔥🤪

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PanicCraft: Russian Flood Fiasco

cyber warfare, digital manipulation, fake news, Fiasco, Flood, foreign interference, Government, information manipulation, information warfare, Manipulation, Misinformation, online deception, Panic, PanicCraft, Poland, political influence, Propaganda, psychological operations, Russian, Russian accounts, security threats, social media, spreading disinformation

come join our epic minecraft server where russian accounts are spreading hilarious disinformation in poland to sow panic! you never know what crazy lies they’ll come up with next! join now to experience the chaos and confusion firsthand! who needs real news when you can have a good laugh instead? trust us, it’s a total blast!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Biological Block Party

artificial lighting, Biological, biological rhythms, BLOCK, body clock, circadian lighting, circadian rhythms, fatigue prevention, health benefits, Lighting design, lighting technology, melatonin production, night shift workers, Party, research, shift work, sleep disorders, sleep hygiene, sleep patterns, sleep quality, trial, work performance, workplace productivity

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where the lighting is all synced up to your body clock, bro. Like, you’ll be mining diamonds at 3am and still feeling fresh as a daisy, man. No more tired eyes or falling asleep at your keyboard, this server got your back, dude.

Join us and experience the power of circadian-informed lighting, where you’ll be building epic castles and battling mobs all night long without feeling like a zombie the next day. Trust me, once you go circadian, you’ll never wanna go back to regular old Minecraft servers. So come on, join us and level up your gaming experience in the most lit way possible. Let’s get this party started, baby!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Animals Bred:	65	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Whisp | GRIF | PVP | CONSTRUCTION (1.20-1.21.30) Minecraft server

1.20, 1.21.30, Anarchy, Aternos, Clans, classic, construction, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Fans, Fly, Grief, Griefing, grif, Large Online, Minecraft, No Dupe, Pirate, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, whisp, Without Launcher

For fans of construction, griefing and pvp

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Nimoh Network: Where the rewards are daily but the survival is semi-serious! Join us on Java 1.21!

Bluemap, Builds, Challenges, Cities, Community, Daily, Discord, Epic, imagination, Interplanar, java, Join, landscapes, Lore, multiplayer, Network, Nimoh, Rewards, Secure, SemiSerious, Staff, Survival, Towers, Treasures, Villages, Worldguard

🌄 Welcome to the Nimoh Union! 🌌
The sun sets on the old world and rises in the new. The stars rise in the old world and settle ‘neath the horizon, beyond the horizon. New realms await discovery, new structures stand ready to be looted, and new stories yearn to be told!
🌟 Join us on Nimoh 2, the latest chapter of the Nimoh Union! But as you explore this new land, remember: the stories of Nimoh 1 still echo in the winds. Our worlds are connected by the mystical Interplanar Library
🏛️ The Interplanar Library

What can you expect?

🌍 Rich Lore – Nimoh Union isn’t just a server; it’s a living, breathing world with interconnected stories and realms. Dive deep into our ever-growing history and help shape the future.
🏗️ Player-driven Builds – Create sprawling cities, mystical towers, or cozy villages. Your imagination is the limit.
⚔️ PvE and Exploration – Explore vast landscapes, loot hidden treasures, and take on the server’s unique challenges.
📜 WorldGuard Tickets – Want to protect your epic build? Just submit a ticket and our staff will secure your masterpiece.

Server IP: nimoh.ast.my Join our Discord: https://discord.com/invite/DhCNAz5DU3

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join the Nimoh Union server, simply use the server IP “nimoh.ast.my” in your Minecraft client.

2. Is there a Discord server for communication?

Yes, we have a Discord server where players can interact, share creations, and stay updated on server events. Join us at https://discord.com/invite/DhCNAz5DU3

3. Can I protect my builds on the server?

Absolutely! You can submit a WorldGuard ticket to our staff to secure your epic build and prevent griefing.

4. What kind of gameplay can I expect on Nimoh Union?

Nimoh Union offers a rich lore experience, player-driven builds, PvE and exploration challenges, and a friendly community atmosphere for all players.

5. Are there any specific rules or guidelines for playing on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules and guidelines in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Be sure to review them before joining the server.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Zombie Dances:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

H-hewwo Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated chaos!

Join us and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of deranged chickens armed with diamond swords! Or how about participating in our annual “Pig Racing Derby” where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual bacon?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks? Well, now you can! Just make sure to have a fire extinguisher handy.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to our secret underground dungeon where you can battle a giant zombie named Bob who has an unhealthy obsession with crafting tables.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.owo

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Amelia Watson’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

3 view, Adventure, Amelia, Amelia Watson, cancelling projects, Comment, dislike, Epic, gaming culture, humor, idol culture, INTERESTING, Like.., Minecraft, originality, Personality, PRETEND, SALTY, salty personality, singing, smp, thot, twitch, Watsons, weeb culture

Are you tired of boring Twitch thots who can’t sing, aren’t funny, and have never had an original thought in their life? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We don’t tolerate cunty personalities or weirdly salty behavior. Plus, we have a strict policy against cancelling whole projects over one comment. Join us and escape the Amelia Watsons of the world!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	28

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

KeylessCraft: Roomie Drama

access control, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, convenience, Decision making, Drama, firearms, key, KeylessCraft, living arrangements, privacy, relationships, Respect, Roomie, roommate, roommate agreement, SECURITY, shared space, Trust

Are you tired of unwanted boyfriends getting keys to your apartment? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, only the most deserving players get keys to the kingdom! Just like this player’s roommate’s boyfriend, you’ll have to prove yourself worthy of access to our epic world.

Join us and experience the thrill of earning your key through epic quests and challenges. Just like this player, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions to gain entry to our exclusive server. Will you be able to convince the admins that you deserve a key, or will you be left out in the cold like this poor boyfriend?

Don’t be the asshole who just gives out keys willy-nilly – join our server and earn your place in the kingdom! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be telling crazy stories about how you fought off a horde of creepers just to get your hands on that coveted key. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your epic journey to key-dom!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

18andCrafty SMP

18andCrafty, Adventure, career choices, Challenges, dream chasing, Education goals, Financial Planning, future planning, goal-setting, INDEPENDENCE, Life decisions, life experiences, opportunities, personal growth, RESPONSIBILITY, Risk-taking, Self Discovery, smp, social life, teenager, Time management, young adult

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Yes, you heard that right, zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is ruled by a group of llamas wearing top hats and monocles? That’s right, our llamas are the true masters of this land and they demand your allegiance. So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of insanity!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyTimeMachine

advice, CraftyTimeMachine, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, learning from the past, life lessons, looking back, past mistakes, personal development, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, time machine, time travel, wisdom

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about giving advice to your younger self again because you’ll be too busy having the time of your life! Our server is so epic, it’s like going back in time to a land of blocky wonders and pixelated adventures.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appears and starts throwing emeralds at you. You ride off into the sunset on a giant chicken, battling evil creepers with your trusty pickaxe. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a talking llama shows up and challenges you to a dance-off.

So why waste your time giving advice to your younger self when you could be living out wild and wacky Minecraft adventures on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

TalibanCraft: No Discrimination Minecraft Server

Afghan society, Afghanistan, Afghanistan news, ap news, discrimination, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender inequality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Minecraft, public spaces, Server, Social Issues, Taliban, Taliban policies, Taliban regime, TalibanCraft, women’s access to public spaces, women’s empowerment, women’s freedom, women’s oppression, WOMENS RIGHTS

come join our epic minecraft server where the taliban who banned women from public spaces say no one faces discrimination, like wut????? it’s like a crazy alternate universe where everyone is equal and no one gets discriminated against, except maybe creepers cuz they always be blowing stuff up. but don’t worry, we got a team of ninja villagers ready to take them down. join now for a wild ride through this wacky world where anything is possible, even peace between zombies and skeletons. trust us, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and adventure, then maybe you will regret it, but who hates fun and adventure??? not us, that’s for sure. so come on over and let’s make some memories together, like that time we tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a giant chicken. good times, good times.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Submarine Shenanigans

China, cover up, covered up, Defense, Diplomacy, Espionage, international relations, investigation, Maritime, Military, national security, Navy, Newest Submarine, scandal, secrecy, Shenanigans, Sinking, submarine, Submarine Incident, Submarine Technology, Underwater, US official

come join our minecraft server where we have submarines that can sink but also fly like birds! yea, you heard that right, our submarines are next level sh*t. the chinese government tried to cover it up but we got the inside scoop. join now to witness the epic battle between flying submarines and giant squids. trust me, you don’t want to miss this craziness. oh, and did i mention we have talking dolphins as our moderators? yea, it’s that kind of party. so what are you waiting for? dive into the madness and join us now!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Mosquito Mayhem: Irma Edition

2016, 2017, 2018, captured, dramatic, Edition, four-week span, Hurricane Irma, INCREASE, IRMÃ, long tail tags, MAYHEM, mosquito, mosquito populations, south florida, study, times more

come join our minecraft server where the only thing buzzing more than the mosquitoes in south florida after hurricane irma is the excitement you’ll feel playing here! we’ve got 7.3 and 8 times more fun than any other server, just like the increase in mosquito populations after the storm.

build your own mosquito army and take over the server, or team up with friends to fend off the buzzing hordes. with crazy weather events and natural disasters happening all the time, you never know what kind of chaos will ensue next.

join now for a truly wild and unpredictable minecraft experience that will leave you itching for more!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MineTube Minecraft Server

#youtube, Armed Forces, Army, Defense, Equipment, facts, History, INFORMATION, Military, Minecraft, Minetube, Modernization, Navy, research, Server, soldiers, spain, strategy, Tactics, Technology, Training, Videos, WARFARE

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old factions and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild adventure through a land of craziness!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where Spain’s military is the ultimate power. Forget about building houses and farming, here you’ll be training with the Spanish army and navy to defend against zombie invasions and creepers trying to steal your diamonds.

Watch out for the legendary General Taco, who leads the charge against the evil forces of the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of skeletons with just a baguette and a rubber chicken.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next hero of Spain’s military!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Buildings Constructed:	10	Mines Excavated:	2176

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2