Tiny Brain Big Deal | New Minecraft Servers 2024

RichParentsRageQuit

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Are you tired of your parents not helping you out financially while they flaunt their wealth like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and escape the real world where your mom won’t even pay for your Costco bill, let alone help out with diapers and formula for your newborn baby.

On our server, you can build your dream mansion with diamond blocks, ride on flying pigs, and even have a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at creepers. And the best part? Your virtual parents are loaded and will shower you with virtual riches, because who needs real-life financial support when you have a Minecraft server where anything is possible! Join now and leave your real-life money problems behind!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	7687
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

HitWonder SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and are now ruling with an iron hoof. Yes, you heard that right, llamas! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we all dance to the sweet tunes of “Who Let the Dogs Out” on repeat. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyQuarterShop

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So you just stumbled upon a whole quarter on the ground, huh? Well, forget about buying snacks or saving up for a rainy day – why not use that sweet, sweet cash to join our epic Minecraft server!

Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can trade that quarter for a virtual diamond sword that shoots lasers and turns your enemies into fluffy bunnies. And that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves and gain the ability to fly without wings.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and grants you three wishes. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the quarter of destiny guide you to greatness!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Milei’s Shocking Server – Minecraft Server

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come join our minecraft server and escape the madness of argentina’s economy! president milei’s shock therapy got everyone going crazy, but on our server, you can build a mansion made of gold blocks and never worry about poverty again! we promise no economic crises, just endless fun and blocky adventures. come join us and leave the real world behind, because who needs money when you have diamonds in minecraft, amirite?

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftyBuilders: IsraelInvasion

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Yo, imagine dis: a Minecraft server where we need 10,000 skilled construction workers from India to help us build the most epic virtual world ever! We ain’t messin’ around, we need them pro builders to come in and make our server shine brighter than a diamond block in the sun.

Join us and be part of the craziest construction crew in Minecraft history. We got diamond pickaxes for days, unlimited resources, and a whole bunch of creepers to keep things interesting. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself will be making a surprise appearance to check out our mad building skills.

So if you’re ready to show off your building chops and help us create a virtual paradise, come on down to our server. We promise you won’t be bored, and who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend. Let’s do this, India!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

32 Below Writing Server

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join our epic minecraft server where the year is always below 32 and dates are a total mindf*ck! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal to a land filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. true story, bro. but that’s not all! our server is also home to the rarest diamond blocks that sparkle like a disco ball on steroids. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds. yeah, you heard me right. so what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures and endless possibilities. trust me, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

FlameCraft: Hot & Dry South America

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come join our server, where the only thing hotter than South America is our epic Minecraft battles! we have tripled the fun since 1970, just like the number of days that are extremely hot, dry, and fiery! build your base, gather your resources, and prepare for the ultimate showdown in a world that’s as lit as a forest fire in the Amazon! don’t miss out on the sizzling action, join now and let’s burn it up together! 🔥🔥🔥

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MineCraft Server: /gig/ – Genshin Impact General

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Kinich’s fiery pursuit? Join us for an epic adventure filled with more twists and turns than Raiden Shogun’s business dealings! Our current character banner includes Kinich, Raiden Shogun, Chevreuse, Thoma, and Kujou Sara – talk about a star-studded lineup!

But wait, there’s more! Our weapon banner features the Fang of the Mountain King and the Engulfing Lightning – perfect for taking down mobs in style. And don’t forget about our daily check-in rewards that are so good, you’ll think they’re a permanent feature.

Need more reasons to join? How about redeemable codes that will have you swimming in Primogems faster than you can say “EpicGenshin2024”? And if that’s not enough, we’ve got useful links to Wikis, simulators, maps, character builds, and more – everything you need to dominate the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest Minecraft server around and let the madness begin!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Ready For Reverse Trap Kino Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have reverse trap kino that will blow your mind and leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig while battling giant chickens with laser eyes. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds with a flick of his wand.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Dance the night away in the End dimension while dodging fireballs and grooving to sick beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with reverse trap kino and absurd adventures that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Emeralds Found:	2426	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

ConfidentCraft SMP: ColorfulVibes

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Are you tired of blending in with the crowd on other Minecraft servers? Do you want to stand out and show off your unique style? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players who wear the most confident colors! That’s right, if you’re not rocking neon pink and lime green armor, then you’re not welcome here.

Join us for epic battles where the winner is determined by who has the most fabulous outfit. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught wearing boring old iron armor when everyone else is strutting their stuff in glittery diamond gear.

So come on, show us your true colors and join our server today. Who knows, you might just become the fashion icon of the Minecraft world!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MomDontMinePastBedtime

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and no fun allowed? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against evil zombie hordes! Our unique feature allows you to train your pigs to do backflips and shoot lasers out of their eyes – trust us, it’s a game-changer.

But that’s not all! On our server, we have a rule that every player must wear a chicken suit at all times while playing. Why, you ask? Because chickens are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, of course!

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the legendary diamond chicken nugget!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyHolyLand

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Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! We got diamonds for days, bro! And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with emeralds and gold blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Israel wants in on the action. They’re like, “Yo, we need to secure $8.7 billion in U.S. aid just to get a piece of this Minecraft madness!” Can you believe it?

So come join us on this wild ride of a server. We promise you won’t be disappointed. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some ancient ruins filled with enchanted gear and rare artifacts. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Glioma Busters: CAR-T Edition

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so, like, picture this: you’re chillin’ in Minecraft, mindin’ your own business, when suddenly you’re attacked by a bunch of evil gliomas! but fear not, cuz on our server, we got CAR-T cells that will totally kick those glioma’s butts while keepin’ your healthy tissue safe and sound. join us for the most epic battle against brain tumors you’ll ever experience in a blocky world! come on, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that craziness? sign up now and let’s save the Minecraft world from those pesky gliomas together!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

What is the IP for shadypenguinn Minecraft Server?

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Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Crafty adventures await in the chaotic Sildaris Wilds! Join now!

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Minecraft Server
Create and Conquer: The Sildaris Wilds [1.20.1]

Features
Airships Cannons, Flintlocks and Muskets Immersive gear from Epic Knights Coin based economy, spawn vendors, and player-run shops Chunk claiming Built-in warfare system for dynamic geopolitics Routine events with lucrative rewards And so much more, such as astronomy, decorations, or wine and cheese!

Overview

Embark to the Sildaris Wilds, and make history! Create and Conquer is a Nations/Geopolitics server with a steam-fantasy theming. We are a thriving community, and even have mods being developed just for the server!

Sildaris is a long uninhabited continent, but now a mysterious event of civilisation-ending proportions has driven you and many others to seek refuge in these wild new lands. Bring your friends and find glory by starting a nation, band together with other travelers to work together, or strike out on your own. Create and Conquer aims to have a fair conflict system that facilitates engaging combat while allowing nations to prosper and grow.

The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can then be traded with at player-operated vendors. We also have a catalogue of event types to take place, with everything from FFA brawls, to pistol duels or airship racing!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the server?	The server has a steam-fantasy theme set in the Sildaris Wilds.
What are some key features of the server?	Some key features include airships, cannons, immersive gear, coin-based economy, chunk claiming, warfare system, routine events, and more.
How can players interact with each other?	Players can start nations, join other travelers, or explore on their own. Collaboration and competition are key aspects of the server.
Is there a specific combat system in place?	Yes, the server has black-powder firearms, field guns/artillery, and an aerial aspect with immersive airships to enhance combat experiences.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1