lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got tiny brains but BIG DREAMS! our fruit fly diagram is gonna blow ur mind and transform ur whole dang neuroscience game. u wanna level up ur brain cells? come join us and see the magic happen. plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might just unlock the secret to telepathically communicating with fruit flies. imagine the possibilities, man. so what u waitin for? come on over and let’s get weird together!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Muppet Armor Wars

    Muppet Armor Wars
    LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT MUPPETS IN ARMOR FIGHTIN’ WARS! U CAN SEE KERMIT WITH A SWORD AND MISS PIGGY WITH A SHIELD, IT’S WILD! PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE TELETUBBIES LIVE AND THEY’LL GIVE U DIAMONDS IF U TELL THEM A JOKE! COME JOIN THE MADNESS, IT’S A PARTY IN HERE!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Enchantments Applied: 144

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Carbon Log Legacy – Fight Climate Change

    Carbon Log Legacy – Fight Climate Change
    lol join our epic minecraft server where we bury logs to fight climate change!! 🌳🌍

    we have ancient logs that have been buried for thousands of years and still retain 95% of the carbon they drew from the air! 😱🔥

    come join us and help save the planet, one buried log at a time! plus, who knows what kind of crazy ancient treasures you might find buried in our world?! 🤪⛏️

    so come on, grab your shovel and get digging on our server! let’s show mother nature some love while having a blast in minecraft! 🌲💚🎮

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30
    Love Letters Sent: 16 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • ☕ Java Survival, Where Creepers Drink Coffee and Villagers are Overcaffeinated!

    ☕ Java Survival, Where Creepers Drink Coffee and Villagers are Overcaffeinated!

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    Java Survival SMP Server

    Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!

    We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.

    Server address: mc.javasurvival.com

    Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

    We will always strive to…

    1. Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity.
    2. Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.

    Server rules

    Rules
    No excessively offensive language
    No politics or other controversial topics
    No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
    Do not disturb other players’ property
    Do not build too close to other players
    Be respectful to others and be kind!
    No advertising

    
    
    **FAQs:**
    
    1. **Can I use mods on the server?**
       - Generally, we recommend playing without mods to maintain a fair and equal experience for all players. However, some mods may be allowed, but please check with an admin first.
    
    2. **How do I report a player for breaking the rules?**
       - You can report a player by sending a private message to a moderator or admin on the server or contacting them through Discord.
    
    3. **Are there any restrictions on building structures?**
       - While we allow creative freedom in building, we ask that players respect others' property and not build too close to someone else's structures without permission.
    
    4. **Can I invite my friends to join the server?**
       - Absolutely! We welcome new players and encourage you to invite your friends to join the community. Just make sure they follow the server rules too.
    
    5. **Is PvP allowed on the server?**
       - Yes, PvP is allowed, but we request that players engage in fair and friendly combat. Harassment or excessive PvP may result in disciplinary action.
    
    6. **How often is the server backed up?**
       - The server is regularly backed up to prevent data loss. However, we recommend you also back up your own builds and valuable items just to be safe.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Screaming Anime Girl Minecraft Server

    Screaming Anime Girl Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have a special feature called “screaming anime girl: the game”! Join us for the chance to hear ear-piercing screams of anime girls every time you mine a diamond or slay a zombie. It’s like a virtual concert in your ears!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary “Twerking Enderman”, who will shake his pixelated booty for your entertainment. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by the Creeper DJ.

    So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pair of noise-canceling headphones!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Magic Wands Crafted: 22

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Bill’s Hype Minecraft SMP – Josh’s Pranksters

    Bill’s Hype Minecraft SMP – Josh’s Pranksters
    Are you tired of being let down by your teammates in Minecraft? Join our SMP where we guarantee that you will never be disappointed by your fellow players! Just like Josh Allen in the playoffs, you will be surrounded by a team that will always have your back…even if they have to build a fortress around you to protect you from creepers. So come join us and experience the thrill of victory without the agony of defeat!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Ores Mined: 8381
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 4714

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • MarryMe4MyDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

    MarryMe4MyDiamonds – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?)

    Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance party. Yes, you read that right. Chickens dancing. And not just any chickens, but chickens wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderdragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every player gets their own personal llama butler who will fetch them snacks and build them elaborate sandcastles on command. Who needs a spouse when you have a llama butler, are we right?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a creeper wearing a bowtie. Hey, stranger things have happened in Minecraft!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • VotePurgeCraft

    VotePurgeCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the only way to win is by purging voter rolls! That’s right, we’ve turned politics into a Minecraft mini-game where Republicans are the ultimate champions.

    Join us as we race against the clock to delete as many voters as possible before the general election. But be careful, the Democrats are lurking around every corner trying to stop us. Will you be the hero that saves the election for the GOP, or will you be defeated by the evil forces of democracy?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the voter purging begin!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • NukeCraft: Submarine Sunk!

    NukeCraft: Submarine Sunk!
    Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have a Chinese nuclear submarine that sinks every time you log in! It’s like a mini underwater adventure every time you play. Swim with the fishes and try to find the lost treasure before the submarine blows up again! Who needs navy expansion when you have us? Join now for a sinking good time!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Enchantments Applied: 178
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 45

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Synced Clocks, Delayed TVs

    Synced Clocks, Delayed TVs
    come join our epic minecraft server where time is all wacky and wild just like those olden days when people couldn’t sync their clocks right! we got sports wins happening at the same time on TV but with digital delays! it’s like a time warp of chaos and confusion, but in a fun minecraft world! join us for a wild ride of wonky time and crazy celebrations! who needs accurate clocks when you can have a blast with us?!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • BlockyRainbowPrideLand

    BlockyRainbowPrideLand
    come join dis crazy minecraft server where we protect our LGBTQ+ homies from late-life depression, dementia, and stroke! we got rainbow sheep, sparkly unicorns, and a secret potion that makes you immune to stress! we even have a rainbow rollercoaster that will make you forget all your worries! join us and let’s fight off those bad vibes together!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • ❤️ ULTRATECH 🔥 NEW TECHNOLOGIES 🔥 WIP 10.05 Minecraft server

    ❤️ ULTRATECH 🔥 NEW TECHNOLOGIES 🔥 WIP 10.05 Minecraft server

    ❤️ UltraTech 1.20.1 is a server of innovative technologies and capabilities. Thanks to the modern version of the game, the gameplay seems more interesting and exciting than ever! Author’s developments, crafts changed beyond recognition, a large number of different mods and well-developed quest lines!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Enchantments Applied: 151

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Luna MC: where mining diamonds is like finding a unicorn in a haystack 1.21

    Luna MC: where mining diamonds is like finding a unicorn in a haystack 1.21

    Welcome to Luna MC – Survival with a Twist!

    Server IP play.luna-mc.net
    Store https://store.luna-mc.net/
    Discord https://discord.gg/T6NUBZP8mm

    Looking for a Minecraft survival experience that stands out? Luna MC is here to offer just that! With years of experience running servers in other games, I’m now taking this Minecraft project seriously—and we’ve already built a fantastic, growing community.

    As an experienced Java developer, I have big plans for Luna MC. We’re bringing custom content, unique features, and epic gameplay that goes beyond your average survival server. Some highlights include:

    • Survival with a Twist – A classic survival experience with exciting custom twists.
    • ⚔️ Custom Dungeons & Bosses – Brave dangerous dungeons and take down powerful bosses for rewarding loot.
    • 🏰 Player-Driven Economy – Shape the economy and build your fortune through player trading and interaction.
    • 📜 Quests & Adventures – Take on exciting quests and explore unique content.
    • 🎮 Events & Raids – Participate in server-wide raids and events for epic prizes!

    Our vision doesn’t stop there! We’re actively developing new bosses, raids, and custom content to keep things fresh and engaging. Plus, we’re listening closely to the community to ensure that Luna MC evolves in the best way possible. If you’re looking for a server with a passionate team and an awesome community, you’ve found it.

    Join us today, and be part of the adventure!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by using the IP address play.luna-mc.net in the Minecraft client.
    Are there any rules on the server? Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. You can find the rules in our Discord server.
    Can I donate to support the server? Yes, you can support the server by visiting our store at https://store.luna-mc.net/ and purchasing items or ranks.
    Are there regular events on the server? Yes, we host regular events and raids for all players to participate in and win epic prizes.
    Is there a way to give feedback or suggest new features? Absolutely! We welcome feedback and suggestions from our community. You can share your ideas in our Discord server or on the forums.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Trump’s Presser Minecraft Server

    Trump’s Presser Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most tremendous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen, folks! Join now for an experience like no other, where you can build the biggest, most beautiful blocky wall to keep out all the creepers and zombies.

    Why join, you ask? Well, because President Donald J. Trump himself is a player on this server! That’s right, you can team up with the man himself to make Minecraft great again!

    But wait, there’s more! Liz Harrington, Trump’s spox, is also a regular player on the server. Imagine the epic battles you can have with her by your side, fighting off the fake news mobs and liberal snowflakes.

    And if you still need convincing, just know that the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library is a virtual building on this server, filled with all the best memes and tweets from the man himself. It’s like a treasure trove of MAGA goodness!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again, again! Build the best blocky wall, defeat the most tremendous mobs, and show the world that you’re a true patriot of the blocky world. #Minecraft45 #TrumpCraft #BuildTheWallInMinecraft

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Dialogue Minecraft SMP Favorite

    Dialogue Minecraft SMP Favorite
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie with the best dialogue you’ve ever heard! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and jaw-dropping plot twists that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing show tunes. Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant bowl of spaghetti? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    So if you’re ready to experience the wildest, wackiest, and most hilarious Minecraft SMP of all time, then come join us! Who needs a movie when you’ve got our server for non-stop entertainment? Get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (in a good way, of course). See you in the game, blockheads!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Divine Spears Created: 17

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • BoomerBlocker Minecraft Server

    BoomerBlocker Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of entitled caretakers ruining your family vacation home? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of evicting unruly tenants in a virtual world.

    Imagine a world where you can kick out that pesky caretaker who lets your house fall into disrepair without any consequences! Build, explore, and assert your dominance over your property in ways you never thought possible.

    Don’t wait for things to “naturally take their course” like some bleeding heart grandpa. Take matters into your own hands and show that caretaker who’s boss. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any mold or leaky roofs in our server – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    Join now and let the eviction party begin! Who knew virtual property management could be so exhilarating?

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runes Activated: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2600 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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