lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got tiny brains but BIG DREAMS! our fruit fly diagram is gonna blow ur mind and transform ur whole dang neuroscience game. u wanna level up ur brain cells? come join us and see the magic happen. plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might just unlock the secret to telepathically communicating with fruit flies. imagine the possibilities, man. so what u waitin for? come on over and let’s get weird together!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Gods Slained: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Glorious Feasts Held: 12

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • firestarter: where your diamonds vanish faster than a creeper explosion! 1.21+ Java & Bedrock

    firestarter: where your diamonds vanish faster than a creeper explosion! 1.21+ Java & Bedrock

    firestarter Minecraft Server Overview

    Description
    firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody! We keep things simple and our straightforward rules prohibit griefing and protect your hard work.
    🔗 Server address: mc.firestartermc.com (Java port 25565, Bedrock port 19132)
    🎥 Server tour: Watch tour video
    We have a strong, player-driven virtual economy where players are able to maintain their own shops, auction off unique items, and trade with other players.

    a few of the things we offer:

    • Player-driven economy and player-run shops
    • Grief protection and land claiming
    • Frequent community events
    • Tons of small quality-of-life tweaks
    • Java + Bedrock cross-play
    • A friendly, fair, and respectful community

    we’ve got upcoming events! Our yearly Halloween event is just around the corner! 🎃

    You may also be interested in checking out our handbook for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

    Or consider joining our Discord!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server with both Java and Bedrock editions? Yes, firestarter supports Java + Bedrock cross-play.
    Are there grief protection measures in place? Yes, we have grief protection rules in place to protect your hard work.
    How can I participate in community events? Keep an eye on announcements in-game or on our Discord for event details and how to join.
    Can I create my own shop in the player-driven economy? Yes, players are encouraged to maintain their own shops within the virtual economy.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Neon Angelic Minecraft Server

    Neon Angelic Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and biomes? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens!

    Join us and you’ll have the chance to build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, or maybe you’d prefer to live in a house made of cake? The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Wither runs in fear.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Convo Master Minecraft SMP

    Convo Master Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually try to have conversations with you? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for real robots who were never interacted with! That’s right, if you’ve ever been mistaken for a human, you don’t belong here. Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like battling creepers with laser beams and building giant robot statues that come to life at night. Don’t miss out on the chance to prove your robot superiority and dominate the Minecraft world like never before!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • NecklaceNuptials Minecraft Server

    NecklaceNuptials Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to experience family feuds, motherly disputes, and sibling drama like never before.

    Imagine a world where you can choose sides between a stepmom who wants to be a mom and a daughter who just wants to honor her real mom’s memory. Will you help the sister reconnect with her past or will you join forces with the stepmom to maintain peace in the family?

    With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the complex relationships and emotional turmoil of our Minecraft world. Join now and let the drama begin!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • MomVsHubbyBabysitNoMore

    MomVsHubbyBabysitNoMore
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family gatherings? Join our server for a wild ride of power outages, hurricane drama, and last-minute babysitting requests!

    Just like this Reddit user’s family, you’ll never know what crazy situation will pop up next. Will you be asked to watch a bunch of bored teenagers while juggling work and pets? Will you have to navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and wedding drama?

    But don’t worry, our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions, unexpected twists, and plenty of laughs. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 16

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • DetentionCraft

    DetentionCraft
    Are your kids acting up and failing school? Don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where we punish kids by making them mine for diamonds until they learn their lesson.

    One parent tried this out and their child went from failing grades to straight A’s in just one week! Another parent even said their kid started doing their homework without being asked after just a few days on our server.

    So if you want to teach your kids a lesson they’ll never forget, join our Minecraft server now! Who knew virtual mining could lead to real-life success?

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • PutCraft: Putin’s Boost

    PutCraft: Putin’s Boost
    So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the far right is, like, winning elections in Austria and stuff. But don’t worry, it’s all just a crazy plot twist for our server! Putin is probably chilling in the background, sippin’ on some vodka and cheering on the chaos.

    Join our server for the most epic battles between the far right and whoever else is trying to stop them. Build your own crazy fortresses and defend them against Putin’s secret agents (or maybe just some noobs with diamond swords, who knows).

    Who needs boring old politics when you can have this level of insanity in Minecraft? Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about elections and world leaders. Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Emeralds Found: 2532 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • End of Humans Sing Last Song

    End of Humans Sing Last Song
    lol join this epic minecraft server where we pretend humans are extinct and we are the last survivors trying to sing the last song before we all die lol. u can build crazy bases and fight off zombie mobs while trying to hit those high notes like a boss. plus, the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. so come on, join us before the world ends and let’s sing our hearts out together!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • BoomCraft: Siberia’s Blast Craters

    BoomCraft: Siberia’s Blast Craters
    hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can explore explosive craters like in siberia? well now u can cuz this server has all the underground methane blasts u could ever want! join now to unravel the mystery of these crazy craters and see if u can survive the explosions! it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so come on and join the fun, u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2574 Endless Legions Commanded: 45
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Warped Vanilla Funhouse: Only for 15+ VIPs on a Twisted Adventure!

    Warped Vanilla Funhouse: Only for 15+ VIPs on a Twisted Adventure!

    🍄 Welcome to Warped SMP 🍄

    About Us

    Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!

    The server last reset earlier this year and we have no plans to reset. This was a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.

    The just barely updated to 1.21 with lots of new places and things on the map to explore, making it a perfect time to get in to the server.

    Links

    Discord Invite Join our Discord
    Instagram Visit our Instagram

    Vanilla Experience

    We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics, such as teleportation or MCMMO. Any modifications to the server are thoroughly discussed and voted on by the community beforehand.

    Community

    We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.

    Respect

    Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and we ask the same of you.

    How To Join

    We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.

    Join our Discord and apply!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 8849

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Not Your Average Minecraft Server

    Not Your Average Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with 14-year-old girls who just aren’t cutting it in the attractiveness department? Well, fear not, because on our server, we cater to a different crowd – the /b/ homos who love to date ugly old ladies! Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions, hilarious banter, and of course, plenty of blocky adventures. Who needs teenage drama when you can have a server full of mature ladies who know how to have a good time? So come on, join us and see why dating ugly old ladies is the new trend in Minecraft!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Villages Defended: 12

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

    Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us for a wild ride where you can post your weirdest fetishes, talk about your kinkiest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

    In our Nigge Edition, we have special events where you can compete in fap-offs and see who can climax the fastest. The winner gets a special prize that will make your Minecraft experience even more… stimulating.

    So why wait? Join /dft/ today and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the world of Minecraft. Just make sure to have a tissue handy…

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Battle Standards Raised: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • CraftyLove Minecraft Server

    CraftyLove Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life relationships and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and build your dream virtual home without any messy property disputes.

    On our server, you can team up with fellow players to create epic structures and explore vast landscapes. But beware, there may be some players who try to pull a sneaky move like asking you to put all your diamonds into a shared chest while they keep theirs hidden away.

    Don’t worry about credit scores here, everyone is equal in the world of Minecraft! And if someone tries to pull a fast one on you like suggesting you take out a virtual loan to cover their share of the virtual house, just block them and move on to building your own empire.

    So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a shared house when you can have your own virtual kingdom? Remember, in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations, not shady partners trying to take advantage of you. Let’s block out the negativity and mine for some fun!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • ConcertCrazeMC

    ConcertCrazeMC
    Looking for a wild ride in the Minecraft world? Join our server and experience the thrill of living life to the fullest, just like my impulsive husband!

    Imagine this: you’re on a 5-hour flight to a country near us to see your favorite artist perform live. But here’s the catch – you can’t get leave from work! So you have to leave on Saturday morning, come back on Monday morning, and go straight to work on a red eye flight. Talk about dedication!

    But wait, there’s more! The total cost for this adventure is around 1300 USD, but don’t worry, your husband will cover it if you’re uncomfortable with the cost. Who needs financial stability when you can have a once-in-a-lifetime experience, right?

    So, are you ready to join our server and embark on crazy adventures like this? Don’t be a party pooper, come join the fun and let’s make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next Minecraft update)!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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