lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got tiny brains but BIG DREAMS! our fruit fly diagram is gonna blow ur mind and transform ur whole dang neuroscience game. u wanna level up ur brain cells? come join us and see the magic happen. plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might just unlock the secret to telepathically communicating with fruit flies. imagine the possibilities, man. so what u waitin for? come on over and let’s get weird together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
Dragon Eggs Found: 5594 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 29
Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
Runes Activated: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Save the Creepers!

    Save the Creepers!
    hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should. FIRST OF ALL, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. u can be rich af in no time. SECONDLY, our server is protected by a pack of wild wolves that will attack any griefers. so u can build ur masterpiece in peace. AND LASTLY, we have a secret mission to save the rare pink sheep from extinction. we are the only species that will save another species from extinction solely based on the reason that they’re going extinct. so come join us and be a hero in the minecraft world. u won’t regret it, trust me.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Pronoun Palooza – Linking Minds and Blocks

    Pronoun Palooza – Linking Minds and Blocks
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb dot com, ya know? like, we got these brain cells that are, like, super smart and stuff. they track pronouns and link them to the right person in a sentence. it’s like, whoa, mind blown, right?

    join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic pronoun tracking adventure ever. we got pronouns flying left and right, up and down. it’s a pronoun party up in here!

    imagine being able to say “he” or “she” and having these concept cells be like, “yo, i gotchu fam, i know who you talkin’ bout.” it’s like having a personal pronoun tracker in your brain, but in minecraft form.

    so, come join us on this wild ride of pronoun tracking madness. you won’t regret it, trust me. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 480 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Villages Defended: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 32 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • 🌳 TREE SMP 🌳 [Vanilla] {SMP} {Semi-Madness} {1.21.1}

    🌳 TREE SMP 🌳 [Vanilla] {SMP} {Semi-Madness} {1.21.1}

    Tree SMP Minecraft Server

    Tree SMP has been open for a week and we will be having the end fight this upcoming Saturday, October 5th (More details on our discord). Come join us for the fun! We are looking for more active players and hoping you can join us on our Minecraft adventure.

    IP: TreeSMP.mc.gg | Discord: https://discord.gg/GUmjf7fS

    Map size Border at 6 Million (3 mil each way)
    Render Distance 10 Chunks
    Gamemode Hard
    Griefing/PvP Enabled
    TnT/Carpet duping Enabled
    Netheroof Enabled
    Bedrock break Enabled

    We’re a small Minecraft community that is restarting after the end of True SMP.

    FAQ

    1. How can I join the server?

    To join Tree SMP, simply use the IP TreeSMP.mc.gg in your Minecraft client.

    2. What is the server’s Discord server?

    You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/GUmjf7fS for more information and to connect with other players.

    3. When is the end fight taking place?

    The end fight will be happening on Saturday, October 5th. More details can be found on our Discord server.

    4. What are the server rules?

    Some of the key rules on Tree SMP include no hacking, respect other players, and no griefing outside of designated areas. More detailed rules can be found in our Discord server.

    5. Can I use mods on the server?

    We allow certain mods on the server, but it is recommended to check with the server admins or in the Discord server for a list of approved mods.

    6. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

    If you see a player breaking the rules, please report them to a server admin or moderator either in-game or through our Discord server.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Runes Activated: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Enchantments Applied: 125

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Godot Fork Minecraft Server

    Godot Fork Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of waiting for Godot? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to wait for anything! Our server is so fast, even Godot himself would be impressed.

    Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. You’ll never know what to expect around the corner – maybe a unicorn riding a rainbow or a zombie doing the cha-cha.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted potato. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Ores Mined: 4494 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • My RX 7800 XT Minecraft SMP Warranty Repair – Still Not OP

    My RX 7800 XT Minecraft SMP Warranty Repair – Still Not OP
    Are you tired of dealing with faulty graphics cards in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where even the most broken RX 7800 XTs work perfectly fine! Our server is so magical, it can even fix hardware issues with just a click of a button. Who needs warranty repairs when you can just hop on our server and game in peace? Join now and experience the wonders of our mystical Minecraft world where GPUs never fail and gamers never cry over broken tech!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • XmasBoyfriendNotReady Minecraft Server

    XmasBoyfriendNotReady Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring family drama during the holidays? Join our Minecraft server instead and escape to a world where the only drama is between creepers and skeletons!

    We understand the struggle of navigating post-divorce family dynamics, which is why our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun. No need to worry about your mom’s boyfriend crashing Christmas dinner – on our server, the only crashing you’ll experience is when you accidentally fall into a ravine.

    So come join us and build your own virtual family with fellow players who understand the importance of finding your new normal. Plus, who needs awkward family gatherings when you can spend the holidays mining for diamonds and battling zombies?

    Don’t be an Enderman hiding in the shadows – join our Minecraft server and let the holiday stress melt away like snow in the Nether!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Potions Brewed: 123

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • SisGone4Garden

    SisGone4Garden
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for the ultimate sibling rivalry experience!

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with juicy drama that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    Witness the epic battle between a sister and a wife over a patch of grass! Who knew landscaping could cause so much chaos? Join now to see the drama unfold in real-time.

    Experience the thrill of police involvement and neighbor disputes, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

    Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • MineTime Madness

    MineTime Madness
    Are you tired of spending hours on end staring at your screen with nothing to show for it? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to boring screen time because on our server, you’ll be too busy battling dragons, building epic castles, and riding pigs into the sunset.

    Forget about your real life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine in a day. Our server is so addicting, you’ll forget to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom (just make sure to wear a diaper).

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get the chance to participate in our legendary annual Minecraft marathon, where players compete to see who can survive the longest without blinking. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and bragging rights for eternity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to boring screen time forever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 18
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

    HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server
    OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit AF! Like, we got so much action goin on, even the IDF is talkin about us! 7 soldiers killed by Hezbollah? Pffft, that’s nothin compared to the epic battles we have on the server! Join now and show off ur mad skills, maybe u can take down some virtual baddies too! Let’s goooo!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Towns Built: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • RefineryRaiders

    RefineryRaiders
    hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have a treat for u! come join our server where we have a secret mission to protect all the oil refineries in iran from those pesky israelis! join us in epic battles where we defend the precious oil with our diamond swords and enchanted armor! who knew protecting oil could be so much fun?! so what r u waiting for? join now and be a hero in the battle for the oil refineries!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
    Epic Shields Constructed: 17 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Pixel Vessel Quest

    Pixel Vessel Quest
    hey u, ya u, ever wanted to see inside ur body without actually cutting urself open? well now u can on our minecraft server! we got this crazy new thing called photoacoustic tomography that lets u see all ur blood vessels and stuff in super high def. it’s like an x-ray but way cooler. imagine being able to look at ur heart and be like “wow, that’s my heart beating right there!” u gotta join our server to experience this mind-blowing technology for urself. plus, u never know what other crazy inventions we might come up with next. so come on, join us and let’s explore the inner workings of ur body together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19 Magic Crystals Found: 16
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • TerritoryMC: Because who needs towny when you can just blast each other with modern weapons and crazy enchants! Launching this weekend!

    TerritoryMC: Because who needs towny when you can just blast each other with modern weapons and crazy enchants! Launching this weekend!
    TerritoryMC Server

    Welcome to TerritoryMC!

    This is a Towny SMP with Custom Enchants x Modern Weapons, where players can participate in massive multiplayer battles during the weekends.

    We had a recent reset, after too less people joined to make this a fun widescale battling experience. Therefore, we are trying to gather as much people as possible for the second season.

    If you are interested in being a part of the community, the discord link is at below:

    https://discord.gg/SFJtPjqb

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    1. What is TerritoryMC? TerritoryMC is a Towny SMP Minecraft server with Custom Enchants and Modern Weapons. Players can participate in massive multiplayer battles during weekends.
    2. When was the recent reset? The recent reset occurred due to low player participation, and we are now gathering players for the second season.
    3. How can I join the community? You can join the community by clicking on the Discord link provided above.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 78
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Creepy Eyeliner Minecraft Server

    Creepy Eyeliner Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old politics and looking for some entertainment that’s actually worth watching? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and witness Vance’s fabulous eyeliner distract players during intense PvP battles. Who knew a 40-year-old man could rock makeup better than most beauty gurus? Come for the gameplay, stay for the drama!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 78 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 14
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 33 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • The Introverted Miner Minecraft SMP

    The Introverted Miner Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP where you can finally introduce yourself without getting cut off by the teacher! No more being the only one left out, here everyone gets a chance to shine! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the coolest kid in school. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become the ultimate introvert superstar!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • PuppyParvoPanic Minecraft Server

    PuppyParvoPanic Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists, just like the time we adopted a puppy during a hurricane only to find out she had Parvo. But wait, it gets crazier – turns out, the brother of our server owner never vaccinated his dog and blamed us for the whole mess! Can you believe it?

    But fear not, because on our server, you’ll find a community of players who always have each other’s backs, even in the most absurd situations. So come on in and experience the wildest adventures, the most outrageous stories, and the most unexpected friendships. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Epic Shields Constructed: 24
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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