Tiny Brain Big Deal | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyCreeper: Biden’s Oil War

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so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the cool stuff and the best peeps to play with.

like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoop down and start dropping diamonds all over the place. like, what even is that?

and, get this, our moderators are like, actual wizards. they can make your wildest dreams come true in the game. want a castle made of cake? done. want to ride a unicorn into battle? no problem.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure. you won’t regret it, i promise. and who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a rainbow llama into battle. anything is possible on this server, man.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Love Letters Sent:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Stinky Cube SMP: Odor-free and curated just for mature noses. Join now for a fresh and funky experience!

#youtube, application, committed, Community, Content Creation, Cube, curated, Discord, Experience, form, Fresh, Friends, Funky, interview, invite, Join, long term, Mature, members, Minecraft, noses, Odorfree, Season, Shape, Small, smp, STINKY, Whitelist, youtube.com

Rotten Block SMP

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Focus	Content creation, community building
Members	Niaamo, Cooltwo, CountMosquito

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I apply to join Rotten Block SMP?	Fill out the application form linked above and suitable applicants will be invited to our Discord for an interview.
What is the main focus of the server?	We aim to create a small community of friends with a strong focus on content creation.
Can I watch the members’ content?	Yes, you can find Niaamo, Cooltwo, and CountMosquito on YouTube.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Pixel Paint – Minecraft Server

booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, ink, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, paint, patch notes, PIXEL, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, splatoon, SplatoonEU, SplatoonJP, SplatoonNA, Version 9.1.0, weapons

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there.

Join us for a wild ride through blocky landscapes, where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions (watch out for the Nether, it’s a doozy), and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who trade in emeralds.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing diamond armor, build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and team up with your friends to take down the Ender Dragon?

Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Star Shards Collected:	114

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Pissed Off Player Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie villagers who are actually secret agents for the Ender Dragon, or teaming up with a group of llamas to overthrow the oppressive rule of the evil Sheep Queen. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at high noon (Minecraft time, of course). So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our SMP and be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft community out there!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ores Mined:	1261
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

NoCollegeNoProblem

alternative career paths, career choice, college, education, family dynamics, family pressure, following your passion, hair stylist, higher education, Individuality, NoCollegeNoProblem, non-traditional career paths, personal choice, pressure from family, pursuing dreams, Role Model, Self Discovery, societal expectations, societal norms, Support, traditional education

Are you tired of being judged by your family for not having a degree? Join our Minecraft server where your skills and creativity are valued more than any piece of paper!

Just like the OP’s cousin who found her passion in doing hair and is making bank, you can unleash your talents on our server and become a virtual millionaire! Who needs college when you can build your own empire in the blocky world of Minecraft?

Don’t let your family’s expectations hold you back – join our server and show them that success comes in many forms, even if it’s pixelated! Plus, we won’t call you an ahole for following your dreams, unlike some people in the real world. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where being yourself is the only degree you need!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6256	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

HappyLifeMC SMP

Contentment, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, Happy, HappyLifeMC, joy, Life, life satisfaction, Peace, personal happiness, positive mindset, positivity, reasons for contentment, reasons for happiness, reasons for joy, reasons for peace, reasons for satisfaction, reasons for well-being, satisfaction, smp, well-being

Are you happy in life? Well, if not, then you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music. Seriously, it’s like a party in the Nether 24/7! Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment again. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a stand-up comedian in disguise. So come on, what are you waiting for? Happiness awaits you in our wacky and wild Minecraft world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SecretMineCraftFun

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Are you tired of living a boring, secret-free life? Come join our Minecraft server and spill all your deepest, darkest secrets in our virtual confession booth! Our pixelated priests are ready to absolve you of all your sins, no matter how scandalous. Plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone brave enough to share their juiciest secret. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the secrets fly!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyHongKongers

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lol imagine a minecraft server where the only rule is to build the biggest, baddest, most epic tower you can think of. like, seriously, if your tower isn’t touching the clouds, you’re doing it wrong. and get this, the only way to join is if you can recite the entire bee movie script backwards while juggling flaming swords. it’s like, super exclusive and intense, but totally worth it for the bragging rights. plus, rumor has it that if you reach the top of your tower, you’ll find a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese. not even kidding. so come join us and let’s see who can reach the cheese first!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Animals Bred:	72
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CyberCraft SMP: Where creepers are the real griefers and zombies are just misunderstood.

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CyberCraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla SMP
Style	Hermitcraft style
Plugins	Minimal
Season	4th season

FAQ

Question	Answer
What kind of server is CyberCraft?	CyberCraft is a Vanilla SMP server with minimal plugins, similar to the Hermitcraft style.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord linked in the overview and fill out an application in the “applications” tab.
Are streamers welcome on the server?	Yes, streamers, hardcore gamers, and casual gamers are all welcome on CyberCraft.
How often do I need to play on the server?	We are looking for mature applicants who will play at least a couple of times a week.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

WOD Character Minecraft Server

Character, character creation, Character development, Chuuni, dungeons and dragons, FANTASY, Gaming, Hunter 5e, imagination, Minecraft, Roleplay, Roleplaying, roleplaying games, RPG, Server, storytelling, Supernatural, Tabletop, Vampire 5e, vampire hunter, Wod, WOD character, world of darkness

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our mysterious and thrilling server where you can transform yourself into a WOD character!

Picture yourself as a vampire roaming the pixelated streets, sucking the blood of unsuspecting creepers and zombies. Or perhaps you prefer the thrill of being a hunter, tracking down elusive Ender Dragons and Wither Bosses with your trusty crossbow.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden secrets and quests that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen, just waiting to be plundered.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and unleash your inner chuuni as you embark on epic adventures and create insane stories that will leave your fellow players in awe. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Farms Harvested:	125	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Expert

ANONYMOUS, boy band, catchy tunes, Choreography, Dance, Entertainment, Expert, fan forum, Fandom, global phenomenon, IDOLS, korean pop, Kpop, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), music group, music video, No. 69677227, pop culture, smp, social media, south korea

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate kpop paradise! Join us for a chance to mine with your favorite kpop idols, build epic kpop-themed structures, and battle it out in dance-offs to claim the title of ultimate kpop star!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground kpop bunker where all the idols hang out when they’re not busy performing. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden treasures and become the envy of all your friends?

So what are you waiting for? Join our kpop-tastic Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other! Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of your bias doing the floss dance while riding a llama.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Void Gems Collected:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SisBucksCraft

family conflicts, family dynamics, family living arrangements, family obligations., Family Support, financial assistance, financial boundaries, financial burden, financial contribution, financial expectations, financial responsibility, financial strain, financial stress, financial support, household expenses, housing situation, living arrangements, sibling relationships, SisBucksCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the chaos of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any pesky family drama!

Join us and leave behind the drama of entitled siblings and lazy in-laws. On our server, you won’t have to worry about freeloaders taking over your virtual space. Build to your heart’s content without anyone mooching off your hard work.

Escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where you make the rules. Say goodbye to financial burdens and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft server. Plus, no one will guilt trip you into letting them stay rent-free!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Let’s craft away the stress together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SpaceSquirrelEmpire Minecraft SMP

alien clone, Arrival, Conspiracy, Conspiracy Theory, Deception, destabilise Earth, Extraterrestrial, Fiction, how do we know, Identity, Impostor, Invasion, Minecraft, PARANOIA, Prepare, real you, Sci Fi, sent here, smp, space-squirrel empire, SpaceSquirrelEmpire, uncertainty, unknown intentions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to uncover the truth about alien clones, space-squirrel empires, and the ultimate battle for Earth’s survival. Who knows, you might even discover that you are actually a space-squirrel in disguise!

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous dungeons, face off against mutant mobs, and maybe even uncover a secret government conspiracy or two.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the galaxy! Just remember, watch out for those sneaky alien clones – they could be lurking around every corner… or maybe even right next to you!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	123
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BlockyBizarreLand

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and farms? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join forces with them or fight against them, the choice is yours!

Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle? Well, on our server, you can! We have a special plugin that allows players to tame and ride any animal in the game, no matter how ridiculous it may seem.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a massive game of hide and seek with a twist – the seeker is a giant zombie pigman with a taste for player brains. Will you be able to outsmart the undead beast and claim the prize?

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft server where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

BidenCraft: No Nukes, Just Blocks!

biden, Biden administration, BidenCraft, blocks, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global stability, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, nuclear deal, nuclear sites, nukes, peace talks, political tensions, proportional response, sanctions, security concerns, US, world news

hey u! u like minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s lit af! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the macarena, and villagers that twerk for diamonds!

one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the server, but don’t worry, we defeated it with our epic diamond swords and enchanted armor.

also, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance? it’s wild, man.

so come join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together! oh, and don’t forget to bring your sense of humor cuz things can get pretty wacky around here. let’s goooooo!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8