TimeWarpCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Zoomer Girls Minecraft SMP Anime

Anime, Anime Community, anime fandom, anime girl’s, anime girls list, anime girls ranking, anime girls to follow, anime girls to love, anime girls to stan, anime girls to watch, anime recommendations, best anime girls, Cute girls, favorite characters, Female Characters, Girls, Kawaii, Minecraft, Otaku, smp, top zoomer girls, waifu, Zoomer, Zoomer Girls

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun is at! Join us if you want to post your favorite zoomer girls in anime and debate who would win in a fight between Sailor Moon and Naruto (spoiler alert: it’s obviously Sailor Moon, duh).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can tame dragons with just a wink of their eye. Rumor has it that they once rode a dragon into battle against a horde of creepers and won without breaking a sweat. So if you want to learn the ways of the dragon whisperer and become a true Minecraft master, this is the place to be.

And if all that wasn’t enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can do the most epic dance moves you’ve ever seen. Imagine a creeper doing the Macarena while exploding in a rainbow of colors – that’s the kind of entertainment you can expect on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, in which case you might regret it a little bit).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Emeralds Found:	5518	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftyGiftsNoBiz

Boundaries, coworker jealousy, coworker relationships, CraftyGiftsNoBiz, Friendship Dynamics, Jealousy, lunchtime etiquette, office gossip, office politics, personal boundaries, privacy, professional relationships, social interactions, supervisor relationships, work friendships, work-life balance, workplace behavior, workplace communication, workplace dynamics, workplace hierarchy

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your office? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the jealousy and passive-aggressiveness of Jane, the supervisor who can’t handle her friend Tina having other friends. Watch out for Jane’s beacon that alerts her whenever you’re having a good time with Tina, because she just can’t stand to be left out. Will you be the one to stand up to Jane and reclaim your lunchtime conversations with Tina? Or will you join forces with Jane to keep Tina all to yourselves? The choice is yours on this wild and wacky Minecraft server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

QuitLifeMinecraftSMP

quit being a people pleaser, quit being a perfectionist, quit being afraid to take risks, quit being closed-minded, quit being indecisive, quit being judgmental, quit being lazy, quit being pessimistic, quit being self-critical, quit comparing yourself to others, quit living in the past, quit making excuses, quit negative self-talk, quit overthinking, quit procrastination, quit seeking validation from others, quit self-doubt, quit smoking, quit toxic relationships, quit unhealthy eating habits, QuitLifeMinecraftSMP

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where you can procrastinate on all your real-life problems and focus on building epic structures instead!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the monotony of everyday life. We have a thriving community of players who are always down for a good time, whether it’s organizing a massive prank war or embarking on a quest to find the rarest block in the game.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck to those who find it. Rumor has it that anyone who manages to tame the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave your adulting woes behind! Who needs a job or a social life when you can spend all day mining for diamonds and fighting off zombie hordes?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
Towns Built:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyCringeLand

awkward situations, CraftyCringeLand, cringe-worthy memories, embarrassing anecdotes, embarrassing blunders, embarrassing confessions, embarrassing fails, embarrassing incidents, embarrassing memories, embarrassing mishaps, embarrassing mistakes, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing moments in life, embarrassing regrets, embarrassing revelations, embarrassing situations., embarrassing slip-ups, embarrassing stories, funny stories, humiliating experiences, social faux pas

Have you ever accidentally punched a sheep instead of shearing it? Or maybe you tried to ride a pig but ended up falling into a pit of lava? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace the derpiness and celebrate the fails! Join us for a wild ride of epic fails and hilarious mishaps as we navigate through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Hezbollah Havoc: Beirut Boom & Israel Strike

airstrikes, Beirut, boom, Conflict, Defense, escalation, Havoc, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile attacks, northern Israel, RETALIATION, Rockets, SECURITY, strike, targeted strike, Tensions, violence, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos and destruction that even Israel is getting involved! we got rockets flying everywhere and targeted strikes in Beirut, it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers! join now for a chance to witness the madness and maybe even join in on the action! who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem in minecraft! #minecraftwarzone #jointhefun #israelvshezbollah

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Crafty COVID Chronicles

Chronicles, coronavirus, covid, Covid-19, Crafty, Failure, Healthcare, long covid, long-term effects, Medical Treatment, mRNA products, mRNA vaccines, pandemic, physician-confirmed, post-viral syndrome, Prevention, public health, research, respiratory illness, SARS-CoV-2, study, vaccine efficacy, viral infection

lol u know what prevents long-covid? joining our epic minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamond armor is so shiny it blinds the creepers. come join us and never worry about long-covid again, cuz we got potions that make you invincible. trust me, i once saw a player take on a whole army of zombies with just a stick and come out without a scratch. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Ores Mined:	8508	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Potions Brewed:	69	Dragon Eggs Found:	4181

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Beacon SMP

all ages, BUILD, Chill, Community, Crafting, Currency, Economy, Gaming, Griefing, Minecraft, multiplayer, pixel art, Plugins, Shops, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to BeaconSMP! Come hang out on our chill all-ages server for all the cool crafters out there who just want a nice place to build something awesome, befriend a cat, buy/sell and become a millionaire, or just make some funny pixel art! BeaconSMP boasts:

-Semi-vanilla gameplay (with just a few quality of life plugins, and and auto chat mod)-Anti-greifing plugins that lets you claim as many chunks as you need to build your awesome stuff-Fun community and a place where everyone is welcome-No pay to win, we use gold as the main currency-Shops/economy setup!

So have some fun and hang out with us!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Avenian Network

Avenian Network, blocks, Creative, Cross-Play, crossplay, Custom Items, Enchantments, Factions, gameplay, Land Claim, Machines, MCMMO, Minecraft, Paid ranks, Protections, Server, Servers, Skyblock, Survival

Every paid rank can be earned for free by playing the server. Custom items, blocks, machines, enchantments, and gameplay. Land claim and protections as well as crossplay with other servers.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Potions Brewed:	156	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

AlexandriaSMP: Where creeper hugs are mandatory! Java + Bedrock, Dynmap, in-game voice chat, and more! Must be 18+ to join.

+18, AlexandriaSMP, bedrock, Chat, Community, Coreprotect, Creative, creeper, Dynmap, Economy, Events, Gaming, hugs, immersive foliage, INGAME, java, Join, Land Claims, landscape, Mandatory, Mature, Minecraft, multiplayer, pvp tournaments, Server, shopping district, smp, Survival, Trust System, VOICE, voice chat, Voting, world generation

Feature	Description
Experienced 18+ Admin Team	Our mature and experienced admins ensure a smooth and enjoyable experience.
Community-Driven Decisions	Major server decisions are made by the community through voting.
Enhanced World Generation	Explore our new 1.21+ map featuring Tectonic World Generation and Arboria.
Trust-Based System with CoreProtect	We operate on trust, with CoreProtect ensuring quick issue resolution.
Regular Events	Participate in bi-weekly events, including building competitions and PvP tournaments.
Thriving Economy	Engage in our well-organized shopping district and player-driven economy.

FAQs about AlexandriaSMP

Q: How do I join AlexandriaSMP?

A: Visit our website or connect with us on Discord for more information on joining.

Q: Is there an age requirement to join?

A: Yes, we require all players to be 18 or older.

Q: How can I participate in server decisions?

A: You can participate by voting on major server decisions that impact the community.

Q: Are there rules regarding griefing or stealing on the server?

A: We operate on a trust-based system without land claims, but any issues are quickly resolved with CoreProtect. Respect and trust are key values in our community.

Q: What kinds of events are held on AlexandriaSMP?

A: We hold bi-weekly events such as building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Gawr Gura’s Sharky Minecraft Server

#Gawr Gura General, #youtube, amiami, Anime, Collectibles, Figure, Gaming, Gawr, Gawr Gura Pop Up Parade rerun, GGG, Guras, hololive, Kawaii, Live Stream, merch, Minecraft, Music, Server, sharky, songs, tiktok, twitter, virtual youtuber, vods, Vtuber

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter as we explore the depths of Minecraft like never before. Our community is filled with the most ridiculous and fun-loving players you’ll ever meet, making every moment on our server an absolute blast.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive content from our very own YouTube channel, where you can watch our fearless leader Gawr Gura take on all sorts of wild challenges in the world of Minecraft. And don’t forget to check out our TikTok for some seriously silly shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave. Oh, and did we mention we have a secret underground dance party that only the coolest players can access? Yeah, it’s that kind of server.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Emeralds Found:	2400
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Who’s That Girl Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, Anybody, community assistance, familiar face., familiar stranger, find the truth, forgotten face, girl, help needed, her.., Identification, lost connection, memory jog, Minecraft, missing person, mystery woman, recognise, remember, search for identity, smp, stranger, uncovering the past, unknown person, Whos

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more pranks than a clown convention, and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. Watch as alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. And don’t even get me started on the shenanigans that go down in our Discord server – it’s like a never-ending comedy show, I swear.

But the real reason you should join? We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear galore. And if you can find it, it’s all yours. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

NightlyClean Minecraft Server

aita, bedtime routine, clean office setting, cleanliness standards, Communication Issues, controlling spouse, dirty articles of clothing, Disgusting, hygiene habits, marital disputes, Minecraft, morning routine, NightlyClean, nighttime routine, personal boundaries, personal grooming, relationship conflict, Server, shower at night, shower in the morning, spousal expectations, Unattractive, Wife demands

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of nighttime showers? Look no further! Join our server and escape the tyranny of bedtime cleanliness rules imposed by your significant other. Our server is a safe haven for all those who dare to defy the shower-at-night norm. Plus, rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are experts at giving hygiene advice. So come on, join us and let’s wash away the drama together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Love Letters Sent:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Buildings Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

UncleLaptopNoPay

20 year old, Apologize.., Apple product, Budget, Country, English, family, keyboard layout, Language, laptop, local stores., macbook, misunderstanding, operating system, RAM, Requirements, tech-savvy, uncle, UncleLaptopNoPay, Upset, WOMAN

Are you tired of well-meaning but clueless family members trying to hook you up with the wrong tech? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to send you a MacBook when you asked for a laptop with 32GB of RAM. Plus, our server is so advanced, it can run Minecraft on a potato (literally, we have a potato-powered server).

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and questionable tech advice. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough like a laptop with 128GB of RAM and a built-in popcorn dispenser. Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Animals Bred:	110
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Magic Items Found:	3716
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

AnimalLoverMC SMP

animal advocacy, Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal companionship, animal conservation, animal cruelty, Animal emotions, Animal intelligence, animal love, Animal protection, animal psychology, animal rescue, animal rights, animal rights activism, animal testing, animal therapy, animal welfare, AnimalLoverMC, Animals, Pets, smp, wildlife

Do you love animals more than diamonds in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret underground zoo where you can tame and ride all sorts of crazy creatures like flying pigs and explosive chickens! Join us and show off your animal whispering skills to become the ultimate zookeeper of the server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

LingoLunacyCraft

bizarre conversations, Communication, cross-cultural experiences, cultural exchange, foreign languages, funny stories, global connections, international encounters, interpreting, Language, language barriers, language skills, LingoLunacyCraft, linguistic abilities, Multilingual, surprising revelations, translation, Understanding, unexpected conversations, unique experiences, Wild

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild jungle of craziness and fun! Join us and you might just stumble upon a group of villagers having a dance party, or witness a pack of creepers performing a synchronized explosion routine.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you can decipher the ancient language of the Endermen, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking cows. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine riding a unicorn through a rainbow.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4