Time Killer Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear top hats! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself (he’s actually a pretty good DJ).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all the dirt blocks into chocolate cake (just watch out for the sugar rush). And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted portal that leads to the mystical land of Llama Lagoon, where the llamas ride dolphins and the sun is made of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding chicken). See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

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Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Dragons Tamed:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Crops Grown:	7611

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Famous Filmmakers Minecraft SMP – Do any actors browse Minecraft SMP?

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Are you tired of being a 26-year-old unemployed loser? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and become a famous filmmaker or actor overnight! Who needs Hollywood when you can build your own blockbuster movies in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to secret underground societies, where players battle it out for control of the server. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate ruler of this virtual world? Or will you be forever known as the noob who couldn’t even mine a diamond?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest dreams! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a job as a professional block builder. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of pixels and possibilities.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Love Letters Sent:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

StepMom’sCookingSucksLOL

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as my stepmother’s cooking habits? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like the leftovers in our fridge that she refuses to eat.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with predictable gameplay? Well, on our server, you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like how I never know if my stepmother is actually a secret alien who only eats sandwiches and scrambled eggs.

Join now and experience the thrill of paranoia and confusion as you navigate through a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind my stepmother’s strange behavior. Or maybe you’ll just build a cool castle, who knows!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Dragons Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Minecraft SMP: Identity Crisis

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Are you tired of the mundane grind of everyday life? Do you yearn for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Picture this: you spawn in a world filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and treacherous caves just waiting to be explored. But beware, for danger lurks around every corner! From zombie hordes to explosive TNT traps set by mischievous players, you never know what might happen next.

But fear not, for you are not alone in this wild world. Join forces with other players to form alliances, build epic bases, and conquer the land together. Or, if you’re feeling particularly bold, strike out on your own and become a legendary solo player, feared and respected by all.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, for starters, we have a thriving economy where you can buy and sell goods, trade with other players, and even set up your own shop. Need diamonds? No problem, just head to the nearest mine and start digging! Want to show off your building skills? Enter our weekly build competitions and win fabulous prizes!

But perhaps the most compelling reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the community. Our players come from all walks of life, united by their love of the game and their desire for fun and friendship. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a total noob, you’ll find a place here among us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your epic adventure! Who knows, you might just become the stuff of legends.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyAnxietyCraft

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Are you tired of getting anxiety over simple things like creepers blowing up your house or running out of diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets who love giving hugs, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Rumor has it that he can build a castle in under 10 minutes using only his mind and a handful of dirt blocks.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to unnecessary anxiety forever! Plus, we have free cake at spawn every Friday. Because who doesn’t love cake, am I right?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Buildings Constructed:	22
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CommieCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u ever wanted to be part of a server that has the backing of russia AND north korea? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at!

imagine building your epic base while knowing that if anyone messes with you, you got the might of two powerful countries behind you.

plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

join now and be part of the most insane alliance in minecraft history!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Tax Haven Havoc

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come join our minecraft server, where we have more enablers than the oversea uk territories! we are the biggest enablers of FUN and craziness! our tax advocacy group is all about making sure you have a great time while playing minecraft.

we have insane stories like the time a creeper tried to do taxes but ended up blowing up the whole village instead! or when a group of skeletons formed a tax evasion scheme but got caught by the irs (irritating ravaging zombies).

join us for a wild ride of tax abuse and corporate shenanigans in the world of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BlockyLegs – StandingDeskNoMore

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so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Valor Network

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Valor Network is an up and coming Network featuring a Vanilla Origins server with no Mods needed! We are building custom Denizen code projects on 1.21+ Minecraft.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

YellowCraftMC

Community, Cross-Play, Expansion, game mode, Minecraft, Server, Survival, YellowCraftMC

Hey, we are YellowCraftMC with an entire community! We now have the survival game mode, but we will soon expand to more game modes!!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Gods Slained:	0
Love Letters Sent:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where alts are such good value, you’ll be questioning reality! Join now for a chance to download the game on Android, iOS, or PC and embark on a journey like no other.

Our server is so epic, it’s like entering a whole new world filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From battling dragons to building your own empire, the possibilities are endless.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for our 2nd Anniversary Livestream on October 26, where we’ll be giving away virtual goodies that will make your jaw drop. And don’t miss out on our upcoming events like Union Raid and Co-op: Chatterbox, where you can team up with other players and conquer the virtual world together.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server now! Who knows, you might just uncover hidden treasures and unlock secret codes that will lead you to unimaginable riches. See you in the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dimension Hops:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Lost Anime Artistic Value Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, crazy adventures, and a community that’s as wacky as they come.

We’ve got more creativity flowing through our server than a herd of sheep in a rainbow pasture. From giant pixel art creations to mind-bending redstone contraptions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes (or maybe just spits at you, who knows).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon that moonlights as a DJ on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while you battle it out in the End dimension.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the virtual water cooler.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Crops Grown:	7170	Mythical Quests Completed:	22

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

WeddingWoesMC

bachelor party, best man, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, Effort, forgiveness, friendship, groomsmen, Honesty, hurt feelings, long-term friendship, loyalty, misjudged, relationship issues, responsibilities, Trust, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingWoesMC

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can mine, build, and explore without any best man betrayals! Join us for a server full of adventure and fun, where you won’t have to worry about your buddy ditching you for a video game night. Plus, we promise our best man speeches are always heartfelt and not just two sentences long. So come join us and leave the wedding drama behind – unless you want to build a wedding chapel in Minecraft, then we’re totally cool with that too!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SecretSMP4Lyfe

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is full of juicy secrets that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity! Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the hidden chicken cult, the legendary potato war of ’69, and the scandalous love affair between a player and a creeper. Trust us, your secret-keeping skills will be put to the test on this wild ride of a server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Perfect10Craft

Perfect10Craft, Perfection, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-care, self-confidence, self-evaluation, self-image, self-mastery, self-realization

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you crave power and glory beyond your wildest dreams? Well, look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and become the ruler of your own kingdom, where you can command an army of chickens to do your bidding and ride into battle on a majestic rainbow unicorn.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also unlock the secret ability to fly by simply flapping your arms like a deranged chicken. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples at the bottom of a lava pit guarded by a three-headed creeper. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

So, if you think you’re perfect enough to handle all the insanity and chaos that our server has to offer, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, only the most epic players will survive in this wild and wacky world.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	289
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

OilSpillCraft

corporate responsibility, ecological impact, environmental damage, environmental disaster, Environmental Protection, environmental regulations, global issue, illegal activity, international waters, marine life, Maritime, ocean conservation, offshore drilling, OIL INDUSTRY, oil spills, OilSpillCraft, Politico, Pollution, Russian, shadow fleet, world

Yo, so like, if u wanna join this epic Minecraft server, listen up cuz this is gonna blow ur mind. So, get this, the Russian shadow fleet is like, leaving oil spills all over the world, right? But guess what? On our server, we have a secret mission to clean up all those oil spills using only diamond pickaxes and enchanted potions. It’s like a real-life superhero mission, but in Minecraft. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan our next moves and strategize how to save the world from those sneaky Russian shadow fleet guys. So, if u wanna be a part of this epic adventure and save the world, join our server now! Plus, we have free cake every Tuesday. YOLO, amirite?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ores Mined:	8663
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	1302
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.