Time Killer Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear top hats! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself (he’s actually a pretty good DJ).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all the dirt blocks into chocolate cake (just watch out for the sugar rush). And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted portal that leads to the mystical land of Llama Lagoon, where the llamas ride dolphins and the sun is made of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding chicken). See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

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Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Winning Phase Gods Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by Phase Gods on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the Phase Gods are on your side! That’s right, these all-powerful beings will fight alongside you and help you dominate all your enemies. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion with the help of the Phase Gods!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant floating pancake, and if you can find the secret syrup fountain hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll gain the power of unlimited hunger satisfaction. No more worrying about food in Minecraft ever again!

And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. It’s the party of a lifetime, and it’s only on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. The Phase Gods are waiting for you!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Crops Grown:	6131	Star Shards Collected:	117
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Feeling Messi Chads in Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on this server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Chicken Jousting” tournaments where the winner gets a crown made entirely of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower”, where unsuspecting players are lured in by promises of treasure only to be pranked with endless traps and obstacles. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) version of a reality TV show!

So come on, Messi chads, join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Enchantments Applied:	220	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	114302	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SoloCraft: No Help Needed!

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Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft alone, desperately searching for someone to help you build your dream castle? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about being abandoned again! Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, we have a secret underground society of friendly creepers who are always willing to lend a hand (or a paw?) in your building endeavors. So come join us and never feel alone in Minecraft again!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ores Mined:	9846	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftyTrudeau: Oops, India!

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So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server, bro? It’s like, the most epic place to be, ya know? Like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Justin Trudeau pops up outta nowhere and starts talking about how India messed up big time by messing with Canada. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to ride on a magical unicorn through a rainbow-filled land of creepers and zombies. And get this, every time you slay a mob, a chorus of singing llamas will serenade you with the Canadian national anthem. It’s like, so random but so awesome at the same time.

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock the power to control the weather in the game. Want it to rain diamonds? Done. Want a thunderstorm of TNT? You got it. The possibilities are endless, dude.

So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server? It’s the place to be for all the cool kids who love a good laugh and a good adventure. Come join the fun, eh?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Villages Defended:	16	Dragons Tamed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

GigaSpeeds 938 – 145GHz

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Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got speeds faster than a cheetah on Red Bull! We talkin’ 938 Gigabits per second, fam! That’s like, faster than your grandma tryna catch the bus! Our bandwidth is so high, it’s like we on a whole ‘nother level, man. We breakin’ records left and right, like we the Usain Bolt of Minecraft servers. So come on down and join the fun, cuz ain’t nobody doin’ it like us!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Serendora Minecraft

Bedwars, Skyblock, Skywars, Sri Lanka Adventure Creativity Survival Slime Fun Crafting Progress Bedwars Minigames Builder PvP Community Dynamic Enchanting Exploration Land claim Dream world Friends Exciting Action, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Serendora Minecraft – Sri Lanka’s Premier Minecraft Server!

Explore, Survive, and Thrive in Serendora! Dive into the enchanting world of Serendora Minecraft, where adventure meets creativity. Our server offers a unique survival experience enhanced with **Slime Fun**, where you’ll unlock new crafting possibilities and progress like never before!

Bedwars & Minigames Galore! Love fast-paced action? Challenge your friends to intense Bedwars matches, or enjoy a wide variety of exciting minigames that will keep you on your toes! There’s something for everyone.

A World of Endless Possibilities Whether you’re a builder, an explorer, or a PvP enthusiast, Serendora Minecraft has it all. Team up with friends, claim your land, and build your dream world!

Join us today and be part of Sri Lanka’s most dynamic Minecraft community. Let your adventure in Serendora begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Enchantments Applied:	87
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Craft Red

Anarchy, authentic, Brazilian, Cheats, command, Encourage, Environment, facilitate, freedom, gameplay, Interaction, Minecraft, participants, PvP, Semi-Anarchic, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla

We are a semi-anarchic Brazilian server that offers an experience close to vanilla Minecraft, with complete freedom for players, except the use of cheats. Our goal is to provide an authentic environment, keeping only the “/tpa” command to facilitate gameplay and encourage interaction between participants.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Magic Items Found:	8753

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearCoin, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, classic, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Delta Force Hawk Tuah Ops Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who are experts in creating the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay experiences.

Join us for epic adventures, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers. Our custom maps are so wild, they make the Nether look like a walk in the park.

And don’t worry about those “chink devs” – our team of ninja developers will blow your mind with their insane creations. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3271	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Zoomer Minecraft SMP Experience

70K, btc, Bull Run, cryptocurrency, digital assets, economic opportunities, Experience, financial freedom, Financial Stability, forgiven student debts, future prospects, generational wealth, inflation, investing, market trends, Minecraft, oldfags, peak careers, retirement planning, smp, UNFAIR, wealth gap, Zoomer, zoomers

Are you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SeatSnatcherCraft

Ageism, child behavior, Commute, discipline, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, exhaustion, generational differences, Manners, Motherhood, offering seats, priority seating, public seating, public transportation, Respect, seat etiquette, SeatSnatcherCraft, societal expectations, sports event, subway etiquette, tiredness

Are you tired of entitled subway moms expecting you to give up your seat for their perfectly capable 8-year-old child? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone gets a virtual seat and no one can guilt trip you into giving it up!

Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been victimized by subway shaming. Build your own virtual subway car and never worry about being judged for wanting to sit down after a long day of work.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special “Entitled Mom” role-playing mini-game where you can practice standing your ground and saying “no” to virtual entitled moms. Show them who’s boss in a world where you make the rules!

So join us now and let’s create a world where everyone gets a seat, no matter how old they are!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ores Mined:	3244	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

RoomSecrets Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	151	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mines Excavated:	3378

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

RespawnWishList

10. Role models, 11. Gone too soon, 12. Fond memories, 13. Missed dearly, 14. Inspirational, 15. Never forgotten, 16. Rest in peace, 17. Legacy, 18. Iconic personalities, 19. Beloved figures, 2. In memoriam, 20. Longing for their presence., 3. Remembering, 4. Celebrities, 5. Icons, 6 legends, 7. Influential figures, 8. Historical figures, 9. Cultural icons, RespawnWishList, Wishful thinking

Do you wish your pet rock from 3rd grade was still alive? Or maybe that goldfish you won at the fair but accidentally flushed down the toilet? Well, on our server, we bring your wildest dreams to life! Join us and you just might find yourself face to face with your long lost pet rock, now transformed into a majestic diamond golem ready to fight by your side. Don’t miss out on the chance to reunite with your beloved childhood companions in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Crops Grown:	6729

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Nano Ruler Minecraft Server

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u ever wanted to measure the distance between molecules in minecraft? well u can do that on our server! we have a microscopic ruler that can measure distances as small as one atom-wide! it’s like being a scientist but in a blocky world! join now to explore the infinitely small world of minecraft and show off your advanced techniques to all your friends! who knew minecraft could be so educational and fun at the same time? come join us and be a part of the tiny revolution!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	7516
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5266
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Kriegcraft

advanced jobs, advanced seasons, alliances, Brewery, building, Community, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Exploration, Factions, geopolitical events, MCMMO, mobs, Plugins, PvP, quality armor, Survival, Towny, Vehicles, War

Welcome to Kriegcraft!

a Towny earth server, featuring a 1:1500 earth survival map where YOU can make your own town and nation and decide the geopolitical events in the server.

some interesting plugins you might like! (more plugins on server)

– Advanced seasons (winter, summer, spring etc..) – quality armor ( Weapons, explosives etc..) – Vehicles ( planes, helicopters, tank and more!) – Towny ( create your own town & nation! – Brewery ( beer, vodka & much more!) – Advanced jobs! ( i bought the paid version so more fun for you! +mcmmo )

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!