Time Killer Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear top hats! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself (he’s actually a pretty good DJ).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all the dirt blocks into chocolate cake (just watch out for the sugar rush). And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted portal that leads to the mystical land of Llama Lagoon, where the llamas ride dolphins and the sun is made of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding chicken). See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Homepage: [insert homepage link here]

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	132
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2735	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

GigaSpeeds 938 – 145GHz

145GHz, 5G speed, average speed, Broadband, communication technology, data speeds, DATA Transmission, frequency range, Gb/s, Gigabits per second, GigaSpeeds, high frequency, internet speed, long distance communication, record frequency range, researchers, technology advancements, total bandwidth, transmission world record, uk, wireless speeds, wireless technology

Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got speeds faster than a cheetah on Red Bull! We talkin’ 938 Gigabits per second, fam! That’s like, faster than your grandma tryna catch the bus! Our bandwidth is so high, it’s like we on a whole ‘nother level, man. We breakin’ records left and right, like we the Usain Bolt of Minecraft servers. So come on down and join the fun, cuz ain’t nobody doin’ it like us!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	50
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Serendora Minecraft

Bedwars, Skyblock, Skywars, Sri Lanka Adventure Creativity Survival Slime Fun Crafting Progress Bedwars Minigames Builder PvP Community Dynamic Enchanting Exploration Land claim Dream world Friends Exciting Action, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Serendora Minecraft – Sri Lanka’s Premier Minecraft Server!

Explore, Survive, and Thrive in Serendora! Dive into the enchanting world of Serendora Minecraft, where adventure meets creativity. Our server offers a unique survival experience enhanced with **Slime Fun**, where you’ll unlock new crafting possibilities and progress like never before!

Bedwars & Minigames Galore! Love fast-paced action? Challenge your friends to intense Bedwars matches, or enjoy a wide variety of exciting minigames that will keep you on your toes! There’s something for everyone.

A World of Endless Possibilities Whether you’re a builder, an explorer, or a PvP enthusiast, Serendora Minecraft has it all. Team up with friends, claim your land, and build your dream world!

Join us today and be part of Sri Lanka’s most dynamic Minecraft community. Let your adventure in Serendora begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Craft Red

Anarchy, authentic, Brazilian, Cheats, command, Encourage, Environment, facilitate, freedom, gameplay, Interaction, Minecraft, participants, PvP, Semi-Anarchic, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla

We are a semi-anarchic Brazilian server that offers an experience close to vanilla Minecraft, with complete freedom for players, except the use of cheats. Our goal is to provide an authentic environment, keeping only the “/tpa” command to facilitate gameplay and encourage interaction between participants.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Crops Grown:	9565
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Towns Built:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearCoin, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, classic, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mines Excavated:	4110	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Delta Force Hawk Tuah Ops Minecraft Server

action, chink devs, Deliver, Delta, Delta force, Development, Expectations, Feedback, First-Person, force, Gaming Community, good maps, Hawk, Military, Minecraft, multiplayer, Ops, Potential, potential for success, Server, Shooter, spread system, tactical, Tuah, Tuah Ops, video game

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who are experts in creating the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay experiences.

Join us for epic adventures, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers. Our custom maps are so wild, they make the Nether look like a walk in the park.

And don’t worry about those “chink devs” – our team of ninja developers will blow your mind with their insane creations. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Zoomer Minecraft SMP Experience

70K, btc, Bull Run, cryptocurrency, digital assets, economic opportunities, Experience, financial freedom, Financial Stability, forgiven student debts, future prospects, generational wealth, inflation, investing, market trends, Minecraft, oldfags, peak careers, retirement planning, smp, UNFAIR, wealth gap, Zoomer, zoomers

Are you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SeatSnatcherCraft

Ageism, child behavior, Commute, discipline, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, exhaustion, generational differences, Manners, Motherhood, offering seats, priority seating, public seating, public transportation, Respect, seat etiquette, SeatSnatcherCraft, societal expectations, sports event, subway etiquette, tiredness

Are you tired of entitled subway moms expecting you to give up your seat for their perfectly capable 8-year-old child? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone gets a virtual seat and no one can guilt trip you into giving it up!

Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been victimized by subway shaming. Build your own virtual subway car and never worry about being judged for wanting to sit down after a long day of work.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special “Entitled Mom” role-playing mini-game where you can practice standing your ground and saying “no” to virtual entitled moms. Show them who’s boss in a world where you make the rules!

So join us now and let’s create a world where everyone gets a seat, no matter how old they are!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

RoomSecrets Minecraft SMP

belongings, hidden, INTIMATE, introspection, Minecraft, Mysterious, objects, Personal, Personality, possessions, Private, REVEALING, room, RoomSecrets, Secrets, self reflection, smp

Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

RespawnWishList

10. Role models, 11. Gone too soon, 12. Fond memories, 13. Missed dearly, 14. Inspirational, 15. Never forgotten, 16. Rest in peace, 17. Legacy, 18. Iconic personalities, 19. Beloved figures, 2. In memoriam, 20. Longing for their presence., 3. Remembering, 4. Celebrities, 5. Icons, 6 legends, 7. Influential figures, 8. Historical figures, 9. Cultural icons, RespawnWishList, Wishful thinking

Do you wish your pet rock from 3rd grade was still alive? Or maybe that goldfish you won at the fair but accidentally flushed down the toilet? Well, on our server, we bring your wildest dreams to life! Join us and you just might find yourself face to face with your long lost pet rock, now transformed into a majestic diamond golem ready to fight by your side. Don’t miss out on the chance to reunite with your beloved childhood companions in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Nano Ruler Minecraft Server

advanced techniques, atomic level, atomic scale, infinitely small world, innovation, measure distances, microscopic ruler, Minecraft, molecular distance, Molecular scale, molecules, Nano, nanoengineering, nanometer scale, Nanoscale, nanoscience, nanotechnology, precision measurement, research, Ruler, scientific measurement, scientific research, Server, Technology

u ever wanted to measure the distance between molecules in minecraft? well u can do that on our server! we have a microscopic ruler that can measure distances as small as one atom-wide! it’s like being a scientist but in a blocky world! join now to explore the infinitely small world of minecraft and show off your advanced techniques to all your friends! who knew minecraft could be so educational and fun at the same time? come join us and be a part of the tiny revolution!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Kriegcraft

advanced jobs, advanced seasons, alliances, Brewery, building, Community, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Exploration, Factions, geopolitical events, MCMMO, mobs, Plugins, PvP, quality armor, Survival, Towny, Vehicles, War

Welcome to Kriegcraft!

a Towny earth server, featuring a 1:1500 earth survival map where YOU can make your own town and nation and decide the geopolitical events in the server.

some interesting plugins you might like! (more plugins on server)

– Advanced seasons (winter, summer, spring etc..) – quality armor ( Weapons, explosives etc..) – Vehicles ( planes, helicopters, tank and more!) – Towny ( create your own town & nation! – Brewery ( beer, vodka & much more!) – Advanced jobs! ( i bought the paid version so more fun for you! +mcmmo )

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8977
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

The Imladris Conclave

creativity, Custom Crops, discovery, enhanced mechanics, hard mode, long-term adventures, Minecraft, Mmocore, Mythicmobs, skill trees, Small Community, Survival, Welcoming Community, Whitelist

Survival Minecraft with MMOcore skill trees, MythicMobs, custom crops, and enhanced mechanics! Challenge yourself in a hard-mode experience where discovery and creativity are key. Join a small, welcoming community for long-term adventures!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Who Was Wrong? Minecraft Server

Accountability, ACCUSATION, Argument, Blame, clarification, Conflict, Decision making, Dispute, error, Fault, Guilt, judgment, Minecraft, Miscommunication., mistake, misunderstanding, perspective, reconciliation, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, wrong

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too serious? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and mayhem!

Join us and become part of the epic battle between Steve and a horde of angry chickens who are seeking revenge for all the times they’ve been turned into nuggets. Will you help Steve defend himself or will you join forces with the chickens and overthrow him once and for all?

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing you can count on is the unexpected!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Famous Filmmakers Minecraft SMP – Do any actors browse Minecraft SMP?

Actors, browse, career aspirations., Celebrities, dream job, entertainment industry, FAMOUS, famous filmmakers, film director, film industry, filmmakers, Hollywood, Job, job hunting, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, Loser, Minecraft, networking, smp, talent scouting, TV, unemployed

Are you tired of being a 26-year-old unemployed loser? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and become a famous filmmaker or actor overnight! Who needs Hollywood when you can build your own blockbuster movies in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to secret underground societies, where players battle it out for control of the server. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate ruler of this virtual world? Or will you be forever known as the noob who couldn’t even mine a diamond?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest dreams! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a job as a professional block builder. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of pixels and possibilities.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	121
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Divine Spears Created:	23
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

StepMom’sCookingSucksLOL

Behavior, Chores, Cooking, Dinner, disabled father, family, fast food, husband, ingredients, kitchen, leftovers, Meals, PARANOIA, picky eater, Restaurant, sandwich, scrambled eggs, step mother, StepMomsCookingSucksLOL, store-bought, Variety

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as my stepmother’s cooking habits? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like the leftovers in our fridge that she refuses to eat.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with predictable gameplay? Well, on our server, you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like how I never know if my stepmother is actually a secret alien who only eats sandwiches and scrambled eggs.

Join now and experience the thrill of paranoia and confusion as you navigate through a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind my stepmother’s strange behavior. Or maybe you’ll just build a cool castle, who knows!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.