Time Flies MC

Time Flies MC

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where time be flyin by like a rocket ship on steroids. u kno how dey say an hour feel shorter as u get older? well on dis server, an hour feel like 5 minutes cuz we got time warp technology or sumthin. u be buildin ur epic castle and next thing u kno, it be lunch time.

we got unicorns ridin around, shootin rainbows out their butts. we got creepers doin the cha cha slide in the corner. we even got a secret portal to a dimension where all the blocks be made of candy. u can munch on a chocolate brick while u mine for diamonds.

so come join us on dis wacky minecraft server where time be playin tricks on u and every day be a party. who needs reality when u can have a blast in our virtual wonderland? let’s get this party started, y’all!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Holy Grails Found: 3
Dragon Eggs Found: 2088 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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