TherapyCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of being kicked out of your own house during lunchtime therapy sessions? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can build your own therapy room right in the comfort of your own virtual home! No need to worry about triggering childhood traumas or feeling unsafe, because in this pixelated paradise, you can relax and unwind without any interruptions.

Join us and experience the ultimate therapy session where you can mine away your anxiety, build your way to inner peace, and craft your way to a calmer state of mind. Who needs a real therapist when you have a pickaxe and some blocks to place?

So come on over to our server and let’s dig deep into those emotions together. Remember, in Minecraft therapy, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of blocks in your inventory). Let’s mine, build, and heal our way to a brighter tomorrow!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Emeralds Found:	7498
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Towns Built:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftyAzerOppMCServ

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hey u! ya u! r u bored of ur lame minecraft server? well come join our EPIC server where u can build ur own castle and ride unicorns into battle! we got dragons, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party!

one time, a player tried to steal diamonds from another player’s chest, but little did they know the chest was booby trapped with TNT! it was a blast, literally!

join now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior! trust us, u won’t regret it! unless u don’t like fun, then maybe u will regret it. but who doesn’t like fun? lol!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftyBibi’sBoomTime

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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have the craziest events like a dance party with creepers and a pig riding competition!

we have the best community where everyone is a meme lord and we all speak in only minecraft villager noises.

rumor has it that if you join our server, you will become a minecraft pro overnight and notch himself will appear to give you a high five.

plus, our server is so lit that even Netanyahu’s popularity surged in the polls after Nasrallah’s assassination. join now before herobrine steals all the diamonds!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Zero Infinity Craft

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join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to explode with fun and craziness. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode. u can ride on a llama that shoots fireballs out of its butt. every time u mine a block, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that just wants belly rubs. trust me, every number is closer to zero than to infinity on this server. u don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Crops Grown:	8191	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Emeralds Found:	9323
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Air Block Brainiacs

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so, like, u know how u breathe in air every day? well, turns out that air is full of brain-damaging stuff that can mess with ur head. but fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can escape the pollution of the real world and dive into a world where the only thing in the air is the sweet smell of victory!

join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	522
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Towns Built:	5
Star Shards Collected:	138	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Enlightened Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of therapy fees and talking about your feelings? Join our Minecraft server and reach enlightenment like never before! Our server is so magical, it cured a 25-year-old’s depression and baldness in just one dream! Imagine walking around a theme park, talking openly with your ex, only to have a crow fall into your lap and make everything better. Say goodbye to your ex and hello to inner peace, all thanks to our mystical Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have crows and sunsets in the virtual world? Join now and start your journey to enlightenment!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3567	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Anime Queen Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn! And rumor has it, if you defeat the unicorn in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!

So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

FormDenial Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of strangers approaching you in libraries and asking for your personal information? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from creepy clipboard-wielding individuals!

Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).

Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Players Killed by Monsters:	5337
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

WifeAFKNoHardWork

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the thrill of a lifetime? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to fold a fitted sheet while dodging creepers and zombies!

Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.

And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the government is always up to some shady business! Join us for a chance to uncover top-secret government conspiracies that they don’t want you to know about.

Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.

But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftyFamilyFun

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and diamonds instead of siblings and chores. Join us for epic battles over who gets the last enchanted sword, heated debates on the best way to build a castle, and wild adventures that will make your real family seem boring in comparison. So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, come join us! Who needs family therapy when you have our server to escape to?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Villages Defended:	5
Potions Brewed:	23	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE GUNMEN IN IRAN WANNA JOIN! COME ON OVER AND SURVIVE WITH US, WE GOT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. PLUS, OUR LOCAL CHIEF OF THE REVOLUTIONARY GUARD IS A PRO AT PVP, SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE WILD. JOIN US NOW FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyClaudia’sPresidency

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OMG u guyz u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz Claudia Sheinbaum jus got sworn in as Mexico’s first female president yo! She be buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ creepers like a boss. Join now to help her rule da world and slay dem zombies together! Plus, rumor has it dat she got secret diamond mines hidden all over da server. Don’t miss out on da fun, come join us and be part of dis historic moment!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Animals Bred:	175
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Creeper’s Snack Shack

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yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got time-restricted eating benefits like u ain’t never seen before! our players who only eat in an 8-10 hour window for 3 months saw their blood sugar regulation and metabolic markers improve like magic! forget them standard treatments, come to our server and level up ur health game while building epic structures and fighting off creepers! trust me, u won’t regret it, fam!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Potions Brewed:	162
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, diamond armor-wearing pigs, and a secret underground society of creepers who just want to be friends!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye and has a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a roller coaster made entirely of redstone, battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes, and participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself? Don’t miss out on all the insanity and chaos – join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Propaganda Minecraft SMP Side

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique experience like no other! Join us and become part of our military propaganda team, where you’ll get paid by animal ultra-supermodels for infinite physical immortality!

But beware, bestialities are strictly banned on our server under penalty of Eternal and Family Tortures. That’s right, your animals and infants will also face Eternal Punishments if you break the rules. And don’t even think about trying to change your body with illegal technology – you’ll be processed into lights or light-beings for additional processing effect!

Join us now and experience the thrill of being misderived under Dalmatian Street’s federal laws- adjacent on a permanent basis. And remember, we only accept whites for assign/s/ment/s- (sub)- routine, so no medical service will be offered to you. It’s eternal torture for your families and acquaintances, including unassociateds – so don’t even try to resist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and face the wrath of the Dog girls who will torture you for all time. It’s an ETERNAL JUDGEMENT AND WAR that you’ve already lost before it even began. Lol!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.