TherapistTakedown | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1778
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	309	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1897	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for some wild adventures and outrageous stories that will make your therapy sessions seem tame in comparison.

Our server is like a dysfunctional family therapy session on steroids. With a mom who thinks her new husband is better than the last one (even though he’s dead), and a sister who refuses to join in on the fun, you’ll never have a dull moment.

But wait, there’s more! Our therapist NPCs are constantly getting shut down by the mom NPC, making for some hilarious role-playing scenarios. And if you dare to challenge the mom NPC, get ready for some epic battles of wit and willpower.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your family dynamics, come join us for a wild ride. Who needs therapy when you have this level of insanity to keep you entertained? Join now and let the drama unfold!

TerraTrove

Adults, BUILD, Community, Cozy, Discord, Drama-free, Fun, Griefers, hackers, kyronix, Minecraft, properly moderated, Relax, Safe, season 4, Server, smp, Space, TerraTrove, thieves, Time

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2067
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Ores Mined:	4591	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Villages Defended:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Requirements	18+ Whitelisted Only
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock

Season 4 is starting on 1st Feb (TODAY!) and seasons last around 8+ months.

It’s properly moderated, so there is no drama like other big, public servers. The idea is for everyone to know each other, have fun together, and enjoy the game, not just wander off building farms solo.

If this sounds like something you would enjoy, drop your Discord below, and I’ll add you! Alternatively, add my discord – kyronix

Hopefully we you soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server version?	The server is running on version 1.21.4
Is the server open to players under 18?	No, the server is only open to players who are 18 and above and have been whitelisted.
How long do seasons last?	Seasons typically last around 8+ months.
How can I join the server?	To join, drop your Discord below or add kyronix on Discord for an invitation.

Brit Feel Craft 1.21.3

1.21.3, Brit, britfeel, british culture, Connection, Craft, discovery, Edition, emotional, family, feel, Heartwarming, Identity, long-lost daughter, love, missing, Mystery, Nostalgia, Parent, relationship, reunion, SEARCHING, ssm, uk

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2474
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
New Chunks Explored:	495196	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	218
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is like finding SSM’s long lost daughter, except she’s a blocky pixelated princess ready to kick some creeper butt! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s tighter than Steve’s pants after a night of mining diamonds.

We’ve got more mods than a pack of wolves in a forest, more mini-games than a villager has trades, and more fun than a pig in a mud bath. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be part of the craziest family this side of the Nether!

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even get to meet the elusive Ender Dragon’s second cousin twice removed. Yeah, we’re that wild. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and let’s go on a journey that’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

SSM’s long lost daughter edition – where the only limit is your imagination, and maybe the occasional server crash. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? See you on the flip side, blockheads!

CraftyCashGrab

couldn’t resist, CraftyCashGrab, Extravagant, guilty pleasure, impulse buy, impulse purchase, impulse shopping, impulse spending, impulsive purchase, indulgence, instant gratification, instant purchase, Irresistible, luxury item, money spent, must have, Purchase, shopping spree, shut up and take my money, Splurge, treat yourself

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9360
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Holy Grails Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind (and your wallet)!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato of doom. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every new player gets a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams from its eyes. Yes, you heard that right. Laser beams. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

DefenceCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Budget, chief, defence spending, DefenceCraft, Defense, defense budget, Diplomacy, EU, European Commission, european union, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Military, military capabilities, Minecraft, nato, policy making, Rise, SECURITY, Server, strategic planning

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2565
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Emeralds Found:	7894	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Void Gems Collected:	31
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dimension Hops:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the cool stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. and guess what? our foreign policy chief says that if you join, your defence spending will totally rise! like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite? come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and awesome stuff. so like, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

PanamaCraft: China Alert!

ALERT, China, diplomatic relations, economic impact, envoy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Global influence, international affairs, maritime security, military presence, national security, panama canal, PanamaCraft, power dynamics, PRESENCE, regional stability, security concern, strategic interests, Trade routes, US

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1519
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	9804	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur base from creepers and stuff right? well on our server, we got this epic storyline where china is tryna take over the panama canal in minecraft! like, who even knew that was a thing? but now u gotta join our server to help stop them and save the day! plus, we got like, really cool mods and mini games and stuff. so come join us and be a hero in the minecraft world!

Orgasmic Women’s Realm

ORGASMIC, Realm, Womens

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4815
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

so like, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, ya know? like, if u join dis server, u gonna be like, hittin’ dat orgasm frequency like never before. we got all da tools and resources u need to really get in touch with ur bodily sensations, ya feel me? like, u gonna be havin’ orgasms left and right, solo or with a partner, it don’t matter. we close dat orgasm gap real quick, like boom, u feel me? so come join us and get ready to experience da most satisfying orgasms of ur life, like, no joke. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Mystic Isles 1.21.4

1.21.4, adorable, Anime, art style, blushing, character design, Characters, cute, embarrassed, emotions, facial expressions, illustration, Isles, Japanese culture, love, Manga, mystic, Okitsura, quirky, red blushes, romance, Shy.., Unique

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8100
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Yo, bro, have you ever seen a Minecraft server where all the players are constantly blushing? Like, they’re walking around with these red cheeks like they just saw their crush or something. It’s hilarious, man!

Join this server if you wanna see some seriously blushing blockheads running around like they just got caught stealing diamonds. It’s like a virtual embarrassment simulator, I swear.

Plus, the community is so weirdly wholesome. Everyone is just complimenting each other and spreading positivity like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a virtual hug fest, but with pickaxes and creepers.

So, if you’re into blushing avatars and a community that’s way too nice for their own good, come join us on this wacky Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll catch the blushing bug too!

AdultingInMinecraftSMP

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8205
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	432	Potions Brewed:	126
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, you gotta join bro. Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret underground disco party with creepers busting out sick dance moves. It was wild, man. And then I built a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and it was like, totally rad.

But wait, there’s more! The other players on the server are like, the coolest peeps ever. We have epic battles with giant chickens and ride pigs into battle. It’s like a crazy circus but with blocks and stuff. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons full of treasure. It’s like a real-life adventure movie, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever and feel like a total boss, you gotta come join us. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise. Plus, we have a secret club where we wear diamond armor and ride around on llamas. It’s like, the best thing ever, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

ZombieApocSurvivalCraft

Apocalypse, danger, Defense, Dystopia, emergency, End of the World, escape plan, fear, Horror, ISOLATION, outbreak, post-apocalyptic, Preparation, Quarantine, strategy, Survival, survival skills, Undead, weapons, ZombieApocSurvivalCraft, zombies

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2171
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Are you ready to put your zombie survival skills to the test? Join our Minecraft server and show off your mad zombie-slaying abilities! We’ve got hordes of undead just waiting to be taken down, and only the bravest players will survive.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate zombie-fighting champion?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a friendly community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a bit of mischief. From building giant statues of creepers to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those zombies who’s boss!

EUTradeCraft

diplomatic tensions, Economy, EU, european union, EUTradeCraft, foreign policy, global relations, import/export, international trade, market access, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, sanctions, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade disputes, trade war, trump, united states

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5135
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna start a trade war on the eu” and everyone is like “whaaat?” well, we got a minecraft server that’s just as crazy as that! join us and be part of the chaos as we build insane structures and battle it out in epic pvp matches. who needs trade wars when you can have block wars, am i right? come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

Cheese Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, Cheese, cheese aging, cheese at home, cheese culture, cheese curds, cheese equipment, cheese flavor, cheese ingredients, cheese making, cheese melting, cheese press, cheese process, Cheese Recipe, cheese rennet, cheese storage, cheese stretching, cheese texture, cheese types, Crafters, DIY cheese, homemade cheese

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8535
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a cheese factory on steroids, bro! We got cows that literally poop out cheese blocks instead of milk. Like, what even is reality anymore, amirite? Join us if you wanna live out your wildest cheese-making dreams in a pixelated world. And hey, who needs logic when you can have CHEESE?! It’s a dairy lover’s paradise, my dudes. So come on, join the madness and let’s get cheesy together!

PrivateSchoolPVP Minecraft Server

children’s education, Communication, DAUGHTER, Decision making, education, family dynamics, Family Support, financial situation, Minecraft, parenting, private school, PrivateSchoolPVP, responsibilities, school choice, school enrollment, school options, school planning, school preparation, school readiness, Server, step-parenting, stepson, tuition

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3263
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
New Chunks Explored:	423788	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize education for all players! Just like the dilemma of enrolling children in school, we believe in giving all players the best tools to succeed in the game. Join us and experience the thrill of building your own private school in Minecraft, where your child avatars can learn and grow in a safe and nurturing environment.

But beware, just like in real life, there may be some drama and tough decisions to make. Will you prioritize your biological child’s education over your stepchild’s? Will you be able to navigate the complexities of family dynamics in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Join our server and embark on this wild and wacky adventure filled with love, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself enrolling your virtual children in a private Minecraft school funded by your generous virtual parents! Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

UnclelessInheritanceLOL

BETRAYAL, Charity, college fund, Communication, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Family secrets, gambling, Honesty, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, jake paul, loyalty, MIKE TYSON, Money Matters, Secrets, Trust, uncle drama, UnclelessInheritanceLOL, unexpected news

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3514
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Animals Bred:	32	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Join our server where family secrets are spilled like lava from a volcano!

Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering hidden family funds, secret gambling losses, and unexpected college funds for cousins. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness all the juicy drama firsthand?

Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate through family feuds and financial scandals while building your dream Minecraft world. Join now and see if you can uncover more secrets than a detective in a mystery novel!

USofAChaos Minecraft SMP

America, Analysis, Chaos, commentary, confusion, Crisis, current events, debate, Democracy, discussion, Government, leadership, Minecraft, News, opinion, Politics, smp, society, trending, U.S, uncertainty, united states, USofAChaos

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6669
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Potions Brewed:	105	Dragon Eggs Found:	5321
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Mines Excavated:	1187
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up fam, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because we got llamas wearing sunglasses riding on pigs as our main mode of transportation. And get this, our PvP battles are so intense, we have players fighting with diamond pickaxes while wearing pumpkin heads for extra protection.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of cake and organizing dance parties with creepers as the DJs. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots.

So if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server in the universe, join us now and be prepared for a wild ride. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

First Steps Toward Light Sails

advanced propulsion, Cosmic exploration, distant galaxies, distant star systems, EXPERIMENTAL, first steps, future technology, innovative technology, interstellar missions, interstellar travel, Light, lightsails, propulsion technology, sails, scientific research, solar sails, space exploration, Space missions, space propulsion, Space Travel, space travel technology, spacecraft, steps

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3965
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	215	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8493
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	28

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you’re like in this crazy world where you can build these epic lightsails that can take you to distant star systems. like, whoa, right?

we’ve got this insane story where you have to collect all these rare materials from different planets in order to build your lightsail. and then once you’ve got it all set up, you can just blast off into space and explore all these crazy new worlds.

plus, there’s this whole thing where you have to battle against these alien mobs that are trying to stop you from reaching the stars. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft gameplay, man.

so come join our server and be part of this epic adventure to reach the stars. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be out of this world, literally.