TherapistGoneWild | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures!

Picture this: you’re building a giant chocolate milkshake castle with your friends when suddenly, a 60-year-old former family friend named Cathy shows up and starts criticizing your choice of building materials. She rants about how your milkshake castle is too sugary and fatty, but little does she know, it’s actually made of virtual blocks and won’t affect your health at all!

But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you might come across a therapist NPC who gets offended if you question their career choice. Will you engage in a battle of wits with them, or will you simply block them and move on to more important quests, like finding the legendary diamond milkshake recipe?

Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to experience all this madness and more! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in the world of blocks and pixels?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Animals Bred:	73	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Emeralds Found:	1296
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

TUSA – ANARCHIC SERVER | PURE SPAWN server Minecraft

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The owner of the server “TUSA – ANARCHIC SERVER PURE SPAWN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

The Limbus Co. Minecraft Server #2019

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We have Mirror Dungeons, Refraction Railway Lines, and even a Barber of La Manchaland roaming around.

Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life as we extract targets like Faust and navigate through sections like Cinq West and Zwei West. Who needs a regular old survival server when you can be a part of this madness?

But wait, there’s more! This server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. So get ready for some serious spoilers and mind-bending gameplay.

Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and dive into the chaos. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for even more insanity.

So why join this Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a combination of mining, building, and unraveling the mysteries of the Limbus Company? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Farms Harvested:	848	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

The BlockyBoi Minecraft SMP

adult life, attractive, BlockyBoi, clubbing, Creature, dead end relationship, freedom, Friends, Halloween, holding a conversation, Make Friends, meet people, Minecraft, NEET, Potential, preventing, problem solving, shut-in, single, smp, social conversation, Stuck, TEENAGE, Unattractive

Are you tired of being a shut-in neet with zero friends? Do you want to break free from your dead-end relationship and finally have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and become part of a wacky community where you can make friends, go clubbing on Halloween, and live out all your wildest dreams. Who needs real-life social interactions when you can have virtual ones in our pixelated world?

We have insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched them into the sky, or when a group of players formed a secret underground society dedicated to worshipping a block of dirt.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best virtual life! Who knows, you might even find love (or at least a creeper to keep you company).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftyLoveTriangle

arranged marriage, Arranged Marriages, asexual identity, coming out, communication breakdown, community expectations, CraftyLoveTriangle, cultural norms, custody battles, denial of feelings, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, Family secrets, family unity, hidden relationships, Infidelity, LGBTQ, long term affair, regret, Therapy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon!

Join us for a wild ride filled with secret love affairs, arranged marriages, and family secrets that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Explore a world where love knows no boundaries, even if it means marrying someone you know is gay and in love with your brother. Who needs traditional relationships when you can have a scandalous love triangle instead?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the aftermath of revealing long-held secrets and the chaos that ensues when custody battles and family drama collide. Will our players be able to navigate through the mess and come out on top, or will they be blown to bits like a poorly built redstone contraption?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about love, family, and Minecraft. Don’t be a blockhead, come join the fun today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	973	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

RocketRaidReporter

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so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to be a spy like that american journalist dude in israel! but, like, instead of getting charged with aiding the enemy, u get rewarded with diamonds and cool weapons! u can report on all the crazy rocket attacks happening in the game and be a hero! come join us and be a legendary spy for the enemy in minecraft land!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MemoryCraft AnxietyFree

animal studies, anxiety behavior, anxiety management, anxiety reduction, AnxietyFree, brain activity, brain function, cognitive function, intranasal delivery, intranasal RNA therapy, memory boost, memory enhancement, memory improvement, MemoryCraft, mental health, neurological disorders, neurotransmitter regulation, RNA therapy, rodent models, serotonin receptor, serotonin regulation, stress relief

lol u ever feel like ur brain needs a lil boost? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic Minecraft server where we have discovered a secret intranasal RNA therapy that will make u remember where u put ur diamonds and reduce ur anxiety about creepers blowing up ur house!

we found this magic potion that decreases the activity of a serotonin receptor in ur brain, making u a memory master and anxiety-free warrior in the world of blocks and zombies. our rodent models have shown significant improvements in memory and anxiety-like behaviors, so just imagine what it can do for u, a human player!

so come on, join us on this wild ride of brain-boosting and anxiety-reducing fun! who needs therapy when u have Minecraft and a secret potion to make u the ultimate player in the game? let’s get crafting and conquering, together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dimension Hops:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Last Rampart

Adventure, city building, Community, Custom Items, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Minigames, multiplayer, Pets, private island, PvE, PvP, Questing, RPG, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Talents, Towny, weapons

Come experience a unique adventure where you can create your own city or even your own private island. Our server offers you a multitude of personalized items: weapons, various objects, everything you need to make your experience unforgettable!

Also take advantage of our skills system which will allow you to improve your talents as you progress. And to make the adventure even more fun, adopt pets who will follow you on all your quests!

Join us and build your empire in your image!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Runes Activated:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

AxMC

Adventure, AxMC, Biomes, building, Challenges, city, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Epic, Events, Exploration, Friendly, Help, Minecraft, mobs, Resources, Rewards, Survival, Trading

Welcome to AxMC, the Minecraft Survival server where the adventures never end! If you are looking for a place where you can let your creativity fly while facing the challenges of survival, this is the perfect place. In AxMC, each player has the opportunity to build their own path, from gigantic cities to secret bases deep in the map.

Our world is full of amazing biomes ready to be explored and conquered. Do you like the thrill of facing dangerous mobs or do you prefer to collect resources and trade with other players? You decide how to live your experience at AxMC! Plus, we have weekly events, special rewards, and a friendly community that’s always willing to help you. Join today and start your epic adventure at AxMC, where you set the limits!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Zombie Dances:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Imagine Being A Woman Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a woman means the only challenge you’ll face is fending off all the unattractive men trying to win your heart! But fear not, because on our server, you can build a fortress to keep them out or tame a pack of wolves to scare them away.

Join us for a wild adventure where the creepers are the least of your worries and the real danger is getting hit on by every Steve and Alex in sight. Who needs diamonds when you have the power to make all the unwanted suitors disappear with a flick of your enchanted sword?

So come on, ladies, join our server and show the world that being a woman in Minecraft isn’t about mining for resources, it’s about mining for the perfect man (or running away from him as fast as you can)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Why did the Japanese do this? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a giant squid and a group of angry chickens over who gets to rule the ocean biome.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Dancing Cows Gang” who have taken over the plains biome and are throwing wild parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cow breakdancing while wearing a leather jacket.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground base where the Japanese have hidden all their sushi recipes. Rumor has it that they did it to protect their precious sushi from the evil forces of the Nether, but who knows what really went down.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

FaithlessLove in Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever had a moment in your life where you were like, “Wow, I need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP”? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because our server is like no other!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a group of creepers started a boy band and serenaded you with their explosive harmonies?

Join our SMP and experience life-changing moments like never before. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a rollercoaster that takes you to the moon, this server will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your world turned upside down (literally, we have a gravity-defying parkour course).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Ores Mined:	8078	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

OopsCraft

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Have you ever accidentally punched a pig in Minecraft and suddenly found yourself on a wild adventure to save the entire pixelated world from an army of evil cows? Well, if not, then you clearly haven’t joined our epic Minecraft server yet!

Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally triggering a secret quest line by stepping on a pixelated butterfly. Watch as your character transforms into a superhero with the power to shoot diamond swords from their eyes and ride on the back of a flying chicken.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopia, a hidden city made entirely out of enchanted blocks that grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that whoever reaches the city first will be granted three wishes, one of which can be used to turn all creepers into friendly kittens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists, epic battles, and maybe even a dance-off with a zombie disco king. It’s time to turn that small mistake into the greatest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ZooCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where nine monkeys died mysteriously at the hong kong zoo but don’t worry, our server is monkey-proof! we have bananas for days and even have a monkey king as our ruler. join us for some wild adventures and maybe you’ll uncover the mystery of the monkey massacre. plus, our server has a secret underground banana bunker where you can hide from any monkey business. so come swing on over and join the fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2893	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Dimension Hops:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

HezDroneBlasters

aerial warfare, Conflict, Defense, drone unit, hezbollah, Hezbollah drones, HezDroneBlasters, idf, IDF operations, intelligence, iran, Iran support, MIDDLE EAST, Military, SECURITY, strategy, Surveillance, Technology, Terrorism, WARFARE, weapons

so, get this, on this server, we got a secret mission for you: take down Hezbollah’s drone unit that’s being supplied by Iran. like, how crazy is that?! you gotta sneak around, build secret bases, and take out those pesky drones before they cause chaos in the Minecraft world. join now for the most intense and thrilling mission of your Minecraft life! let’s show those drones who’s boss!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Farms Harvested:	684	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Ignite Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, survival server multiplayer PvP factions minigames economy RPG custom mobs quests dungeons boss fights exploration building community events challenges loot crafting mining adventure

{Version 1.19+} Bored of regular survival? Come join IGNITE Survival. Level up, earn money, fight strong mobs, and build.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Towns Built:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.