TherapistGoneWild | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures!

Picture this: you’re building a giant chocolate milkshake castle with your friends when suddenly, a 60-year-old former family friend named Cathy shows up and starts criticizing your choice of building materials. She rants about how your milkshake castle is too sugary and fatty, but little does she know, it’s actually made of virtual blocks and won’t affect your health at all!

But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you might come across a therapist NPC who gets offended if you question their career choice. Will you engage in a battle of wits with them, or will you simply block them and move on to more important quests, like finding the legendary diamond milkshake recipe?

Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to experience all this madness and more! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in the world of blocks and pixels?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Pixel Land

Arena, Boxpvp, Challenges, closed spaces, Combat, Competition, dynamic fights, Equipment, Events, no compromises, No Lag, Pixel Land, Polish, Polish server, progress tracking, PvP, Ranking system, Resources, Skills

We invite you to our Polish BoxPvP server, where pure competition and skills count! Enter the arena, challenge other players and show who is the best. The server offers dynamic PvP fights in closed spaces, as well as a ranking system that allows you to track your progress. Collect resources, upgrade your equipment and climb to the top of the rankings.

Regular events and PvP challenges await those who want to test their skills. No lag, no compromises – just pure combat. Join us and show your strength on the BoxPvP server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

TUSA – ANARCHIC SERVER | PURE SPAWN server Minecraft

Active, Anarchic, Anarchy, Community, Custom, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Players, Plugins, Pure Spawn, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, TUSA, Vanilla

The owner of the server “TUSA – ANARCHIC SERVER PURE SPAWN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Chimeras Created:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

The Limbus Co. Minecraft Server #2019

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We have Mirror Dungeons, Refraction Railway Lines, and even a Barber of La Manchaland roaming around.

Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life as we extract targets like Faust and navigate through sections like Cinq West and Zwei West. Who needs a regular old survival server when you can be a part of this madness?

But wait, there’s more! This server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. So get ready for some serious spoilers and mind-bending gameplay.

Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and dive into the chaos. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for even more insanity.

So why join this Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a combination of mining, building, and unraveling the mysteries of the Limbus Company? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Farms Harvested:	344	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

The BlockyBoi Minecraft SMP

adult life, attractive, BlockyBoi, clubbing, Creature, dead end relationship, freedom, Friends, Halloween, holding a conversation, Make Friends, meet people, Minecraft, NEET, Potential, preventing, problem solving, shut-in, single, smp, social conversation, Stuck, TEENAGE, Unattractive

Are you tired of being a shut-in neet with zero friends? Do you want to break free from your dead-end relationship and finally have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and become part of a wacky community where you can make friends, go clubbing on Halloween, and live out all your wildest dreams. Who needs real-life social interactions when you can have virtual ones in our pixelated world?

We have insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched them into the sky, or when a group of players formed a secret underground society dedicated to worshipping a block of dirt.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best virtual life! Who knows, you might even find love (or at least a creeper to keep you company).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftyLoveTriangle

arranged marriage, Arranged Marriages, asexual identity, coming out, communication breakdown, community expectations, CraftyLoveTriangle, cultural norms, custody battles, denial of feelings, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, Family secrets, family unity, hidden relationships, Infidelity, LGBTQ, long term affair, regret, Therapy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon!

Join us for a wild ride filled with secret love affairs, arranged marriages, and family secrets that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Explore a world where love knows no boundaries, even if it means marrying someone you know is gay and in love with your brother. Who needs traditional relationships when you can have a scandalous love triangle instead?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the aftermath of revealing long-held secrets and the chaos that ensues when custody battles and family drama collide. Will our players be able to navigate through the mess and come out on top, or will they be blown to bits like a poorly built redstone contraption?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about love, family, and Minecraft. Don’t be a blockhead, come join the fun today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Enchantments Applied:	147
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

RocketRaidReporter

aiding the enemy, American journalist, charges, Conflict, court case, Espionage, foreign relations, international law, Israel, Journalism, Legal, media ethics, MIDDLE EAST, press freedom, providing information, Reporting, rocket attacks, RocketRaidReporter, SECURITY, Terrorism, Wartime

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to be a spy like that american journalist dude in israel! but, like, instead of getting charged with aiding the enemy, u get rewarded with diamonds and cool weapons! u can report on all the crazy rocket attacks happening in the game and be a hero! come join us and be a legendary spy for the enemy in minecraft land!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MemoryCraft AnxietyFree

animal studies, anxiety behavior, anxiety management, anxiety reduction, AnxietyFree, brain activity, brain function, cognitive function, intranasal delivery, intranasal RNA therapy, memory boost, memory enhancement, memory improvement, MemoryCraft, mental health, neurological disorders, neurotransmitter regulation, RNA therapy, rodent models, serotonin receptor, serotonin regulation, stress relief

lol u ever feel like ur brain needs a lil boost? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic Minecraft server where we have discovered a secret intranasal RNA therapy that will make u remember where u put ur diamonds and reduce ur anxiety about creepers blowing up ur house!

we found this magic potion that decreases the activity of a serotonin receptor in ur brain, making u a memory master and anxiety-free warrior in the world of blocks and zombies. our rodent models have shown significant improvements in memory and anxiety-like behaviors, so just imagine what it can do for u, a human player!

so come on, join us on this wild ride of brain-boosting and anxiety-reducing fun! who needs therapy when u have Minecraft and a secret potion to make u the ultimate player in the game? let’s get crafting and conquering, together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Void Armor Forged:	26	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Last Rampart

Adventure, city building, Community, Custom Items, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Minigames, multiplayer, Pets, private island, PvE, PvP, Questing, RPG, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Talents, Towny, weapons

Come experience a unique adventure where you can create your own city or even your own private island. Our server offers you a multitude of personalized items: weapons, various objects, everything you need to make your experience unforgettable!

Also take advantage of our skills system which will allow you to improve your talents as you progress. And to make the adventure even more fun, adopt pets who will follow you on all your quests!

Join us and build your empire in your image!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	8387	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Enchantments Applied:	137	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

AxMC

Adventure, AxMC, Biomes, building, Challenges, city, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Epic, Events, Exploration, Friendly, Help, Minecraft, mobs, Resources, Rewards, Survival, Trading

Welcome to AxMC, the Minecraft Survival server where the adventures never end! If you are looking for a place where you can let your creativity fly while facing the challenges of survival, this is the perfect place. In AxMC, each player has the opportunity to build their own path, from gigantic cities to secret bases deep in the map.

Our world is full of amazing biomes ready to be explored and conquered. Do you like the thrill of facing dangerous mobs or do you prefer to collect resources and trade with other players? You decide how to live your experience at AxMC! Plus, we have weekly events, special rewards, and a friendly community that’s always willing to help you. Join today and start your epic adventure at AxMC, where you set the limits!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Imagine Being A Woman Minecraft Server

female challenges, female empowerment, female identity, female perspective, female struggles, feminism, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender stereotypes, Imagine, Imagine being a woman, Minecraft, Server, societal expectations, WOMAN, women’s experiences, WOMENS RIGHTS

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a woman means the only challenge you’ll face is fending off all the unattractive men trying to win your heart! But fear not, because on our server, you can build a fortress to keep them out or tame a pack of wolves to scare them away.

Join us for a wild adventure where the creepers are the least of your worries and the real danger is getting hit on by every Steve and Alex in sight. Who needs diamonds when you have the power to make all the unwanted suitors disappear with a flick of your enchanted sword?

So come on, ladies, join our server and show the world that being a woman in Minecraft isn’t about mining for resources, it’s about mining for the perfect man (or running away from him as fast as you can)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Why did the Japanese do this? Minecraft SMP

Attack on Pearl Harbor, axis powers, Emperor Hirohito, Hirohito, imperial Japan, japanese, Japanese aggression, Japanese attack, Japanese culture, Japanese decision making, japanese history, Japanese imperialism, Japanese military, Japanese motives, Japanese perspective, Japanese politics, Japanese society, Japanese strategy, Minecraft, Pacific War, Pearl Harbor, smp, world war II

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a giant squid and a group of angry chickens over who gets to rule the ocean biome.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Dancing Cows Gang” who have taken over the plains biome and are throwing wild parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cow breakdancing while wearing a leather jacket.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground base where the Japanese have hidden all their sushi recipes. Rumor has it that they did it to protect their precious sushi from the evil forces of the Nether, but who knows what really went down.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	748	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

FaithlessLove in Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever had a moment in your life where you were like, “Wow, I need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP”? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because our server is like no other!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a group of creepers started a boy band and serenaded you with their explosive harmonies?

Join our SMP and experience life-changing moments like never before. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a rollercoaster that takes you to the moon, this server will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your world turned upside down (literally, we have a gravity-defying parkour course).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Love Letters Sent:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

OopsCraft

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Have you ever accidentally punched a pig in Minecraft and suddenly found yourself on a wild adventure to save the entire pixelated world from an army of evil cows? Well, if not, then you clearly haven’t joined our epic Minecraft server yet!

Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally triggering a secret quest line by stepping on a pixelated butterfly. Watch as your character transforms into a superhero with the power to shoot diamond swords from their eyes and ride on the back of a flying chicken.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopia, a hidden city made entirely out of enchanted blocks that grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that whoever reaches the city first will be granted three wishes, one of which can be used to turn all creepers into friendly kittens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists, epic battles, and maybe even a dance-off with a zombie disco king. It’s time to turn that small mistake into the greatest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3989	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

ZooCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, ZooCraft

come join our epic minecraft server where nine monkeys died mysteriously at the hong kong zoo but don’t worry, our server is monkey-proof! we have bananas for days and even have a monkey king as our ruler. join us for some wild adventures and maybe you’ll uncover the mystery of the monkey massacre. plus, our server has a secret underground banana bunker where you can hide from any monkey business. so come swing on over and join the fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

HezDroneBlasters

aerial warfare, Conflict, Defense, drone unit, hezbollah, Hezbollah drones, HezDroneBlasters, idf, IDF operations, intelligence, iran, Iran support, MIDDLE EAST, Military, SECURITY, strategy, Surveillance, Technology, Terrorism, WARFARE, weapons

so, get this, on this server, we got a secret mission for you: take down Hezbollah’s drone unit that’s being supplied by Iran. like, how crazy is that?! you gotta sneak around, build secret bases, and take out those pesky drones before they cause chaos in the Minecraft world. join now for the most intense and thrilling mission of your Minecraft life! let’s show those drones who’s boss!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9463	Villages Defended:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!