Are you tired of choosing between two bad options like a sad clown at a birthday party? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day with our endless supply of good options!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and more drama than a llama in a telenovela. Our server is so awesome, even the creepers are lining up to join (they just want a hug, okay?).

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of glitter. Plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and trolls (seriously, they’ll be turned into fluffy bunnies).

So why settle for choice A or B when you can have choice OMG THIS IS AMAZING?! Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the fun begin!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players: 91/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 32
Mythical Swords Crafted: 39 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • The Magnum Stare Minecraft SMP

    The Magnum Stare Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled volcano! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build a house out of exploding TNT blocks.

    Our server is so intense that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos. And don’t even get me started on the zombies, they’ve formed their own dance troupe and are performing Thriller every night in the town square.

    So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and have the time of your life, join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Garrison’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Garrison’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of President Garrison’s shenanigans on /r9k/? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can escape to a world where Garrison is just a pixelated blockhead trying to build a wall around his house to keep out the creepers! Join us for a chance to overthrow Garrison’s rule and create your own wacky government with memes as currency and memes as laws. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat Garrison in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Pepe the Frog. So come on down to our server and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least more meme-tastic!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Ummm ok?? Minecraft SMP Expert

    Ummm ok?? Minecraft SMP Expert
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe in teaching life lessons through virtual block-building! Join us if you want to learn that consequences exist and that therapy is the answer to everything. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters who will show you the true meaning of responsibility. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where everyone learns the hard way!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Murai No Koi Minecraft Server

    Murai No Koi Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience some wild adventures and unexpected twists! Join us for some male bonding like you’ve never seen before, and watch out for some crazy NTR drama that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat. Our server is the perfect place for players who love a good plot twist and enjoy a little chaos in their gameplay. So come on in and see what surprises await you – just make sure the Muraibros don’t catch wind of what’s going on!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Falling into the Void: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 1260

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Creeper Connoisseur

    Minecraft SMP – Creeper Connoisseur
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have so many bugs and crashes that you’ll feel like you’re in a real-life survival situation.

    Join us for the ultimate challenge of trying to find your crash log in the midst of chaos. Can’t find it? No worries, just look in the location specified at the top of fsgame.ltx and hope for the best.

    But that’s not all! We also have a quickstart guide that will leave you more confused than ever, a mod guide that will make you question your sanity, and miscellaneous tips that will have you scratching your head in confusion.

    And if you think you’re a beginner, think again! Our start guide will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride filled with crashes, bugs, and mysteries that will leave you wanting more. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get lost to the Zone and never want to leave. See you on the server, if you dare!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • ⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

    ⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

    Version > 1.9-1.21.3

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    Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. No donation bytes

    3. Friendly admins

    4. Constant updates

    5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    ➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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    Anarchy:

    ➤ Airdrops

    ➤ Mystics

    ➤ Caches

    ➤ Relics

    ➤ Spheres

    ➤ Blocks with private

    ➤ Items at lvl X

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ Buyer (/seller)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    ➤ Quests (/quests)

    ➤ Whales (/kit)

    ➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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    SkyBlock:

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

    ➤ Menu (/menu)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1046 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Potions Brewed: 85

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Libtard’s Minecraft Server

    Libtard’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • KDE Connect Minecraft SMP

    KDE Connect Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled Nether!

    Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a group of chickens armed with diamond swords and a horde of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying creepers. Trust us, it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using nothing but dirt blocks and sheer determination. Rumor has it that if you can find his secret stash of enchanted golden apples, he will grant you three wishes!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to pack some extra armor and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wild!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 465
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Haircut Havoc Minecraft Server

    Haircut Havoc Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than our players’ haircuts is the gameplay itself! Join us if you want to be part of a community where cutting your hair every 6 months is considered normal, and where your brown friend cuts theirs every fortnight just to show off their dedication to the game.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly player who only communicates through chat emojis. Some say they were a legendary builder in their past life, while others claim they were just really bad at PvP. Either way, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to team up with this mysterious specter and see what kind of mischief they can get up to.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the hair-raising adventures, ghostly encounters, and all-around insanity that awaits you. Just be sure to bring your shears – you never know when you might need to give yourself a quick trim to fit in with the rest of the crew.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Bad Streak in Life Minecraft SMP

    Bad Streak in Life Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of real life kicking you while you’re down? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where all your real-life problems magically disappear as soon as you log in.

    Forget about car troubles, missed exams, lost wallets, and nagging moms – in our world, the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you build epic structures, battle mythical creatures, and embark on crazy adventures with your new virtual friends.

    So why put up with all that real-life BS when you can escape to our hilarious and chaotic Minecraft SMP? Join us now and let the laughter and fun begin! Who needs therapy when you have blocky adventures waiting for you?

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • What is the IP for FuriousFade Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for FuriousFade Minecraft Server?

    FuriousFade is a popular Twitch streamer known for his high-energy gameplay and entertaining commentary. With a focus on first-person shooter games, he has built a dedicated following of fans who tune in regularly to watch him compete and interact with viewers. His skills in gaming and engaging personality have made him a prominent figure in the streaming community.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Green Dream Minecraft Server

    Green Dream Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further than our server, where the 296th Wind blows in a whole new level of excitement!

    Join us on our server where you can team up with Liar’s Bar, a group of yarn buddies on an epic adventure to win it all! Follow Cecilia Immergreen as she leads the charge against evil forces and saves the day with her soft yarn powers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with Immergination, where you can create art, music, and memes to your heart’s content. Dive into the world of ImmerScreen and experience streams like never before.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness of the 296th Wind! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a battle against the ultimate boss, the ImmerMonster! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • The CreativeCrafters – Minecraft SMP

    The CreativeCrafters – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of dealing with shady artists and commissioners like Horu, Pixxy, and OkiOppai. We promise no one will scam you here, unless you count that one time Steve tried to trade a diamond for a stick. But that’s beside the point.

    We’ve got a thriving community of players who love to rant about bad commissions and share horror stories about getting ripped off. And don’t even get us started on Timedwatcher – that guy is a total creeper in-game. But hey, at least he’s not as bad as Skitterleaf, who once tried to sell a stack of dirt blocks for a stack of diamonds. Talk about a rip-off!

    So come join us on our server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion and the laughs are as plentiful as diamonds in a mineshaft. Just remember to screen cap everything, because you never know when someone might delete their posts in shame. See you in the world of blocky madness!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Enchantments Applied: 171

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Pixel Chaos – Minecraft Server

    Pixel Chaos – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a Gacha game on steroids!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious moments. Our community is so wacky that even the creepers are cracking jokes!

    But that’s not all, on our server, you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even have dance-offs with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Gacha Kino like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the exploding sheep, they’re a real blast!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Mind Blown Minecraft SMP

    Mind Blown Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the mystery of what happened to Steve after last night’s wild party! Rumor has it he tried to ride a creeper like a bull and ended up blowing up half the village. Can you help him piece together the events of that fateful evening? Join now for a chance to witness more epic fails and hilarious shenanigans in our chaotic world!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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