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Pixelated Panda Palace: Where Asian Girls Cry When You’re Not Interested

acceptance, asian, Asian girls, beauty standards, Communication, Confidence, cry, cultural expectations, DATING, Diversity, empowerment, gender dynamics, Girls, Identity, Individuality, interested, misunderstandings, Palace, Panda, pixelated, Preferences, rejection, relationships, Self-expression, social pressure, societal norms, Stereotypes, Youre

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Asian girls will flock to you the moment you say you’re not into them! It’s like a reverse psychology love potion, but in blocky pixel form. Watch as they build you beautiful structures made entirely out of diamond blocks and gold ingots, all while serenading you with enchanting melodies played on note blocks.

But beware, if you dare to show any interest in them, they will unleash their secret weapon – an army of creeper minions who will blow up everything you hold dear. So tread carefully, and remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses their diamond sword. Join our server now for a wild ride of love, betrayal, and explosive surprises!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Crafty Fallout Hub: Where Creepers Are the Real Nukes

Adventure, bugs, BUILD, Crafty, CREEPERS, Customization, Exploration, Fallout, Gaming, Hub, Immersive, Mods, new vegas, nexus mods, nukes, patches, playthrough, post-apocalyptic, real, role playing, RPG, Survival, total conversion mod, Troubleshooting, Wasteland

Are you tired of dealing with the post-apocalyptic wasteland in Fallout? Join our Minecraft server for a completely different gaming experience!

Imagine a world where you can build your own shelter without worrying about super mutants attacking you. No need to install mods or patches to make the game playable – just log in and start crafting!

Our server is so epic that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. Join us for a chance to ride on a llama while battling a dragon with a diamond sword.

Forget about the boring old Nexus mods – on our server, you can create your own custom mods by simply typing a command in the chat. Want to turn all the pigs into flying unicorns? Done. How about giving yourself super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from your hands? Easy peasy.

So why waste your time dealing with glitches and bugs in Fallout when you can join our Minecraft server and have the time of your life? Who needs total conversion mods when you can have total insanity in every block you place? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

FurryCraft: Where PJW Fans and Furries Unite!

acceptance, Access, Behavior, children, Community, concerns, controversy, culture, education, Fans, Furries, Furrycraft, Grooming, Identity, influence, internet, PJW, pjw video, Promotion, SCHOOLs, social media, trend, unite, zoomers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where furries roam free and zoomers are embracing their inner animal spirit! Forget about boring old school lessons, on this server, you’ll learn how to howl at the moon and pounce on unsuspecting creepers.

Join us and discover a whole new world where furries are the cool kids on the block and dressing up in animal costumes is not only accepted but encouraged. Who knew that a decade ago, furries were just a way for men to access children, but now they’re taking over schools and spreading their furry love to the next generation?

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your wild side in a world where furries rule and zoomers are becoming the ultimate animal enthusiasts. Let’s make Minecraft furry-tastic!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Black People Craft: Where Humanity Evolves Through Blocks

Africa, Americas, Atlantis, Black, black people, blocks, brown race, Carpathian basin, Craft, Edgar Cayce, Evolution, evolves, human species, Humanity, Lemuria, Mauritania, middle eastern, native americans, people, Race, red race, Richat Structure, seeding, Tibet, white race, yellow race

🌍 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we explore the wacky world of ancient civilizations and wild theories! 🌍

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can uncover the TRUTH about human origins! Forget everything you thought you knew because according to us, humanity didn’t evolve from black people – we were actually seeded in FIVE different places at the same time! 🤯

Join us as we build our own versions of the Carpathian basin, Tibet, Atlantis, Lemuria, and Africa! Who needs history books when you can create your own alternate reality in Minecraft? Explore the capital of Atlantis, which is totally not in Mauritania, and meet the middle eastern races who are actually descendants of the Red race from Atlantis according to Edgar Cayce. It’s like a history lesson, but with creepers and diamonds! 💎

But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered where Native Americans really came from? Well, according to our server, they actually originated from the sinking/sunken continent of Lemuria! Dive deep into the lore of Lemuria and discover the secrets of the Brown race. Who needs textbooks when you have Minecraft to teach you the REAL history of the world? 📚

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey through time, space, and pure imagination! Who knows what other mind-blowing revelations await you in our crazy Minecraft universe! 🚀🤪

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Crafty Memes: Make /b Great Again

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the internet and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Forget about all those weird threads on /b, because on our server, the only thing you’ll find is pure, unadulterated fun!

Join us if you’re tired of seeing furries, shotas, and waifus everywhere you turn. Our server is a safe haven from all that madness. And don’t even get me started on the diaper enthusiasts… yikes!

But the best part? We have a strict “No Trump-tards” policy. That’s right, no orange-haired politicians allowed here! So if you’re looking for a place to build and explore without any political drama, this is the server for you.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s minecraft our way to a better, Trump-free world!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Void Gems Collected:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Crafty Chaos: What Happens in Your Country?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja villagers who are always up for a good time.

Looking for a challenge? Dive into our lava parkour course and see if you can make it to the end without getting toasted. Or test your luck in our diamond hunt, where the prize is a real-life unicorn (just kidding, it’s actually a stack of dirt).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of magical llamas who can grant you three wishes each day. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle? You got it. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, we can’t promise that, but we can give you a pat on the back for dreaming big.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Loom or Stool Minecraft Madness

Activity, Choice, comfort, decision, enjoyment, Entertainment, Fun, Furniture, Game, hobby, leisure, loom, madness, Minecraft, Pastime, Play, Preference, Relaxation, seating, Sitting, stool, WEAVING

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can choose to be a loom or a stool! Why settle for boring old characters when you can be a piece of furniture instead?

Join us and embark on hilarious adventures as you navigate the world as a LOOM weaving your way through obstacles or a STOOL providing support for your fellow players. Who knew furniture could be so fun?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the blocks come to life and dance the night away. Join us for the craziest parties you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky server and experience the LOOM and STOOL life like never before!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Minecrafty McWow – Crafty LOLs and General Shenanigans

Blizzard, coomers, Crafty, Death to all coomers, Dragonflight, Dynamic Flight Update, general, General Resources, Hotfixes, lols, McWow, minecrafty, murlok, raider, Remix: Pandaria, S4 Dungeon changes, Shenanigans, Summer Trading Post, the war within, TWW WARBANDS FEATURE OVERVIEW, Warbands, Warcraft Mounts, World of Warcraft, WoW Petopia, wowg, wowhead

Welcome to the Death to all coomers edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with DRAGONFLIGHT adventures and DYNAMIC FLIGHT UPDATES that will blow your mind.

Our server features WARBANDS that will test your skills and keep you on the edge of your seat. Explore the Summer Trading Post for exclusive items and embark on a journey through Remix: Pandaria to relive epic raids and heroic battles.

But that’s not all! We have S4 Dungeon changes that will challenge even the most seasoned players. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the Dragonflight community where the fun never ends!

Don’t miss out on all the excitement and craziness that awaits you on our server. Visit dragonflight.blizzard.com for more information and start your epic adventure today!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SnowflakeCraft: Where ‘Dear white boys’ is our daily greeting!

anger, Boys, bunnies, coming for you, Daily, Dear, DOMINANCE, fear, Girlfriends, Greeting, hatred, intimidation, Misogyny, racism, Revenge, sisters, SnowflakeCraft, tearing apart, threat, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, Unstoppable, violence, White, White boys, Wolves

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you dare, for we are on a mission to steal all your soft lily white girlfriends and sisters. It’s like a crazy game of cat and mouse, but with bunnies and big bad wolves. And guess what? You can’t freaking stop us! So why not join now and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes. Who knows, you might even become our next target. Good luck surviving the insanity!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Animals Bred:	155

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Creepin’ Conflict

Accountability, Argument, Blame, clarification, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, CREEPIN, Dispute, error, Fault, Interpretation, judgment, mediation, mistake, misunderstanding, perspective, reconciliation, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, wrong

Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the craziest adventures and meet the wackiest players in the Minecraft universe.

Our server is home to a legendary battle between a giant chicken and a unicorn riding a dragon. Witness this epic showdown while building your own floating castle made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its magical portals that lead to different dimensions, including one where you can ride a flying pig and another where you can challenge a zombie horde to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the secret treasure hidden deep within the enchanted forest.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	389
Void Armor Forged:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Blocky Shenanigans

blocky, confusion, Curiosity, DISCOVER, Enigma, Explore, Intrigue, Investigate, Mystery, Ponder, question.., Shenanigans, Surprise, uncertainty, unexpected, unknown, unravel, Unraveling, unraveling the mystery, unraveling the unknown, what happens here, Wonder

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers dance!

Join us for a wild adventure where Steve has been replaced by a talking llama who only speaks in rhymes. Craft your way through dungeons filled with zombie chickens and skeleton cows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in all the land?

Oh, and did we mention our exclusive Disco Cave? Dance the night away with glowstone blocks and creeper DJs spinning the hottest tracks.

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Git Gud or Go Home

achievement, challenge, Commitment, Conquer, Dedication, determination, dontstop, finishline, Game, Gaming, GIT, GUD, home, keepgoing, Levelup, motivation, nevergiveup, Overcome, perseverance, progress, success, Victory, winning

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is: YOU HAVEN’T BEATEN THE GAME YET!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and ridiculous quests. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet unicorn that shoots rainbowsdancing pigs that throw the best parties in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco cave where the creepers have been known to bust a move.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prove to the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft master. And remember, on our server, the game is never truly beaten.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	163
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Parking Ticket Wars Minecraft Server

#ethiopia, activism, Attack, civil rights, Community, economic justice, fight back, Global, Government, INEQUALITY, Minecraft, OAKLAND, Oppression, Parking, parking tickets, protest, resistance, Server, social justice, solidarity, State, ticket, war tactic, Wars, Working class

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the state is actually a giant creeper trying to attack the working class! From Oakland to Ethiopia, we will fight back with our diamond swords and enchanted armor!

Join us on this server for epic battles against evil mobs and corrupt governments. Build your own secret underground base to hide from the oppressive rulers of the land. Form alliances with other players to overthrow the tyrannical regime and bring peace to the Minecraft world.

But beware, the state will stop at nothing to crush our rebellion. They will send their army of zombie pigmen and skeleton archers to try and defeat us. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the onslaught.

So grab your pickaxe and join us in this epic quest for freedom and justice! Let’s show the state that we will not be oppressed in this virtual world or any other!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftyTF2 – Where Minecraft meets Team Fortress 2!

4chan servers, 64bit Edition, blog, competitive, CraftyTF2, Events, FAQ, fortress, frag, HUDs, leagues, linux, loadouts, lobbies, meets, Minecraft, Mods, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, TEAM, team fortress 2, tf2g, Trading, Wiki, windows

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Join us for some 64-bit Edition madness where we’ve added 64-bit support for Windows/Linux client and server. Why join, you ask? Well, because we have an official blog that’s more entertaining than a pig race: https://teamfortress.com. And if you’re feeling wiki-wacky, check out our Wiki at https://wiki.tf.

And if you’re looking for even more madness, check out our other 4chan servers like Weeabootique at 198.245.61.57 (NA) or Team Funtress at fun.tf2.host (NA). We’ve got resources galore, from FAQs to mods to preview loadouts & skins. It’s a treasure trove of Minecraft madness that’ll make you say, “Creeper, oh man!”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon. See you there, fellow blockheads!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftyBaitMC: Ignoring 4chan Bait Since 20XX

20xx, 4chan, Bait, character improvement, CraftyBaitMC, critical thinking, cyberbullying, digital literacy, emotional intelligence, ignoring, internet culture, internet trolls, Maturity, mental resilience, online behavior, online interactions, online safety, personal growth, Recognizing, SELF AWARENESS, social media, trolling

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of 4chan and dive into a world of endless possibilities!

Join us and level up your character by recognizing and ignoring bait just like you do on 4chan. Who knew internet trolls could actually help you improve your real-life skills?

Our server is filled with exciting challenges and adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our community is full of funny and friendly players who will make your experience even more enjoyable.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the bait posters of 4chan guide you on a journey to self-improvement and hilarious shenanigans!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Ores Mined:	6038
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2