Are you tired of being called a schizo for questioning the Matrix? Do you want to uncover the truth behind the memes? Join our Minecraft SMP where we delve into the deepest conspiracies while building epic structures and battling creepers. We have mountain dew on tap and pajama parties every night. Don’t let the haters distract you, the truth is out there, bros. pic related, it’s my cat in diamond armor Join now and let’s uncover the secrets of the blocky universe together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
Dimension Hops: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
Dragon Eggs Found: 1106 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • ForgetfulCraft: Survival Boosters

    ForgetfulCraft: Survival Boosters
    lol come join our minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing up ur house. also all the diamonds u find are actually chocolate diamonds that u can eat for a power boost.

    we have a secret underground village where the villagers are all secretly werewolves and will transform under the full moon to protect u from any zombie attacks.

    if u build a house out of pink wool, u will attract a magical unicorn that will grant u three wishes. but be careful, if u wish for something too crazy like a flying pig, the unicorn might turn u into a flying pig instead.

    we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, but be careful not to eat too much or u might get stuck in the maze forever.

    so come join our server and experience all the wacky and wild adventures that await u!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Towns Built: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 FILE ERA 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 Minecraft server

    🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 FILE ERA 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 Minecraft server

    I’ve been looking for a server to play with friends for a long time, but there are only garbage dumps around?

    come to our server!

    advantages:

    1) blank card

    2) donation does not solve

    3) tube survival and nothing extra

    4) responsive administration!

    5) stability

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Animals Bred: 37 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Ninety Year Old Minecraft Server

    Ninety Year Old Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server where time works in mysterious ways! On our server, you can witness a 90-year-old man turning 20 again, because why not? Who wouldn’t want to experience the joys of aging backwards while building epic structures and battling mobs? Don’t miss out on the chance to defy the laws of nature and have a laugh while doing it! Come join us and see what other wacky surprises await you in our crazy Minecraft world.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Meteorite Armor Created: 14

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • >STALKER themed mmorpg Minecraft SMP

    >STALKER themed mmorpg Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our totally not creepy STALKER themed MMORPG where you can stalk your friends and enemies alike. But wait, there’s more! Not only is it free to join, but we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate stalker in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Towns Built: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • DadBodCraft

    DadBodCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Looking for a server where you can build epic structures and battle fierce mobs? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your creativity and conquer the virtual world.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in wacky events like pig racing, creeper karaoke, and sheep shearing contests. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate with a villager over the best way to mine diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Mines Excavated: 1528 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • InternetFunMinecraftSMP

    InternetFunMinecraftSMP
    Oh, you know, just casually dominating the virtual world on our Minecraft SMP! We have a community of players who are all about that block life, building epic structures, and engaging in intense PvP battles.

    But the real reason you should join? Well, let me tell you about the time our fearless leader rode a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or the time we all dressed up as llamas and pranked the newbies by pretending to be a herd of wild animals.

    Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base filled with treasure and guarded by a squad of ninja villagers? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here. So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion), then you definitely need to join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Block TherapyCraft

    Block TherapyCraft
    Join our Minecraft server and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and explore in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities! Our server is like therapy for your soul, with pixelated pigs to pet, creeper explosions to release your pent-up anger, and enchanted forests to get lost in (literally, because our maze is no joke). Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a licensed therapist in another dimension, so you know you’re in good hands. Say goodbye to stress and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runes Activated: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Emeralds Found: 6657
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Massage Mania: ADHD Relief

    Massage Mania: ADHD Relief
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got dat magic touch, literally! We did a study with 14 peeps wit ADHD and found out dat tactile massage can make u less hyper and impulsive, help u focus, and knock u out for a good night’s sleep. So come on over and get dat massage while u build ur epic world in Minecraft! Who knew touchy-feely stuff could be so lit in da gaming world, amirite? Let’s get massagin’ and craftin’!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Officially Unofficially Starting a New MC Server! The Not-So-Professional [network]

    Officially Unofficially Starting a New MC Server! The Not-So-Professional [network]
    Server Name GalaxyVoid
    Opening Date October 20th
    Opening Time 13:00
    Website Galaxyvoid.nl

    Brief Overview:

    GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server is perfect for those who love survival and storytelling. Join us for the grand opening on October 20th at 13:00! Invite your friends and be part of a unique themed server with events and challenges.

    FAQ:

    Q: What is the theme of GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server?

    A: GalaxyVoid is themed around survival and storytelling.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Visit the website Galaxyvoid.nl or contact the server admin for the discord link.

    Q: Are there events and challenges on the server?

    A: Yes, GalaxyVoid will host events and challenges for players to enjoy.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    A: Yes, please invite your friends to join and enjoy the opening of GalaxyVoid!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 20

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

    Join us for epic meetups like the Spooky Club: X-files where we investigate mysterious occurrences in the Minecraft world. Or how about the Costume Party Mixer where you can show off your wildest Minecraft skins?

    But that’s not all! We have shared FATE meetups, Golem Alts Meetups, and even a Monthly Male Meetup for all the Minecraft dudes out there. And don’t miss our Halloween Musicals event, where we’ll be singing and dancing to spooky tunes all night long.

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 13
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • DogHouseBanisher

    DogHouseBanisher
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic service dog, Roxie, who will alert you before you faint in the game! Need help with mobility assistance? Roxie’s got your back (literally)! She’ll even rear up and rest her paws on you before you face any danger in the game.

    But beware, if you mess with Roxie, you’ll have to deal with our strict rules and regulations just like our overprotective owner in the story above. Pull her by the collar in the game and you might just get banned from all family events and holidays on the server!

    Join us now for a wild ride filled with fluffy farm dogs, fainting spells, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so eventful?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 19
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 71
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8715 New Chunks Explored: 122995
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • BlockyBluesBeGone

    BlockyBluesBeGone
    Are you feeling as down as a creeper who just got hugged by a cactus? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual therapy session where you can mine away your troubles and build yourself a happy little blocky paradise. Our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, will be there to listen to all your problems and offer sage advice like, “Just block out the negativity, bro!” Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who will give you a hug that will cure all your woes. So come on down and let’s craft away those blues together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Villages Defended: 12 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Ores Mined: 9443 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!

    CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!
    So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 17
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Magic Crystals Found: 20 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Putin’s Crash Course Server

    Putin’s Crash Course Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 32
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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