The Trading Post | New Minecraft Servers 2024

GabeCraft: Where Gabe Newell and Phillip Sabes team up for some epic Minecraft fun! Join us now for a wild ride of blocks and laughs!

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Okay listen up, you gotta join our Minecraft server because we have a team of highly trained starfish running the show. These starfish are like the Avengers of the ocean, except they build epic castles and mine for diamonds like pros.

And get this, on our server, we have a strict no thoughtcrimes policy against steam. That’s right, if you even think about going against steam, our starfish squad will come for you. They’ll trap you in a never-ending maze made entirely out of coral and seaweed.

So if you want to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us and be prepared for the wildest underwater adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

The cloud

Adventure, Casual, Forests, Mines, Paper, products, PvE, Server, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing a brand-new Skyblock adventure! Explore our brand-new server, featuring unique mines, beautiful forests, unique products, and much more.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand VS Hypixel

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Below is a comparison between Hypixel and the SkyFactory 4 Minecraft server by CraftersLand:

FAQ:

1. What sets Hypixel apart from SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand? – Hypixel offers a wide variety of mini-games and has an active player community. However, it can be overcrowded and experience lag spikes at times. CraftersLand’s SkyFactory 4 server, on the other hand, has a focus on the SkyFactory 4 modpack and offers features like a grief prevention claim system and an economy system with server shops and auctions.

2. Can I expect regular updates and events on both servers? – Yes, both Hypixel and CraftersLand’s SkyFactory 4 server typically provide regular updates and events to keep players engaged and entertained.

3. Are there any limitations or restrictions on these servers? – Hypixel may have limited customization options and can feel overcrowded at times, while SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand is limited to the SkyFactory 4 modpack and has a few banned items to maintain balance and fairness in gameplay.

4. How is the server performance and reliability? – Hypixel may experience lag spikes due to its large player base, while CraftersLand’s SkyFactory 4 server boasts maps on a RAM drive for faster chunk load and is hosted in a Data Center in Germany with a dedicated server online 24/7 for smooth and reliable performance.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Crafty Honkai: Star Rail Server – Join the chaos now! #hsrg #MinecraftMadness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join our server and enter the Yawning Chasm, where you’ll find yourself in a world filled with Acherons and Myriad Celestias. Don’t worry, you won’t be alone – you’ll have Robin, Boothill, and other crazy characters by your side to help you on your journey.

But wait, there’s more! We have an Immersive Interactive Exhibition that will blow your mind and make you question reality. And don’t forget to redeem your special codes for exclusive in-game items like ST3SHPNLNTN3, STARRAILGIFT, and MOREPEACH (because who doesn’t love peaches, am I right?).

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilariously insane adventures begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ores Mined:	7772

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MilkshakeCraft – Where the nuts are always served fresh! Join now for a taste of the fun! #Minecraft #Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most insane, wildest, and downright craziest server in all of block land!

Join us for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions as we have flying pigs, disco parties with Creepers, and even a secret underground society of talking chickens plotting to take over the world. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…for now.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special minigame where you can ride on the back of a giant spider and compete in a race around the entire server. And if you win, you get a magical unicorn as your new pet!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and let’s show those other boring servers how to really have a good time in Minecraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Farms Harvested:	287

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Creepin’ & Craftin’ – ‘you ruined everything’ Server: Join Now for Epic Fails & Hilarious Mishaps!

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Are you bored of playing on those boring Minecraft servers that are as bland as unseasoned potatoes? Well, fear not my friend, for we have the ultimate Minecraft server that will blow your socks off (literally, better hold onto those socks tightly).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they became a Minecraft GOD. They built a house made entirely out of diamonds, tamed a dragon as their pet, and even rode a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil creepers. And guess what? They won because our server is just that epic.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the envy of all other Minecraft players. Fly like a superhero, summon a herd of angry llamas to do your bidding, and even control the weather (goodbye rainy days, hello eternal sunshine).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most wild and wacky Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave (and your socks might get blown off again).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Exoriasmp

Claims, Combat log, custom weapons, Economy, Economy System, Land Claim, PvP Survival, smp, Survival

Exoria is a Brand new Survival SMP, We published our smp around 03.04.24. We got plugins like claims, economy system, custom weapons and combat log etc.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

The Gigachad Minecraft Server – Pimp out your builds with Richard von pepsi for a LOL-tastic time!

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Welcome to the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join Gigachad Richard von Pepsi Pimp for a gaming experience like no other. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by Gigachad Richard himself, a legendary Minecraft player known for defeating the Ender Dragon… with just a carrot! That’s right, he tamed it with his charm and carrot-crunching skills. – Need a break from building? How about joining our exclusive Pepsi Pimp gang, where we ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and throw Pepsi bottles at creepers for fun. It’s a blast! – Want to test your skills? We have custom mini-games like “Sheep Dodgeball” and “Zombie Spleef” where you can compete against other players for epic prizes like enchanted tacos and magic llamas. – And of course, no Minecraft server would be complete without our infamous dance parties at the Nether disco club. Get your groove on with other players while lava dancers perform jaw-dropping moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join Gigachad Richard von Pepsi Pimp today and experience Minecraft like never before. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Minehut VS Hypixel

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Hypixel	Minehut
Pros	Pros
One of the largest Minecraft servers with a wide variety of game modes Regularly updated with new content and features Active community and events	Free server hosting for anyone Easy to set up and use with cloud technology No need to worry about config files or uptime dependencies
Cons	Cons
May require payment for certain perks and features Can be overcrowded at times Some players may experience lag	May not have as many game modes or features as Hypixel Less established community and events Potential for server limitations due to being free

### FAQs

#### Hypixel: 1. **What makes Hypixel stand out among other Minecraft servers?** – Hypixel is one of the largest Minecraft servers with a wide variety of game modes and a constantly updated list of features.

2. **Are there any downsides to playing on Hypixel?** – Some players may experience lag due to the high number of users on the server, and certain perks or features may require payment.

#### Minehut: 1. **What sets Minehut apart from other server hosting platforms?** – Minehut offers free server hosting for anyone, with easy setup and cloud technology that eliminates the need for config files or uptime management.

2. **What are the drawbacks of using Minehut for hosting a Minecraft server?** – Minehut may not have as many game modes or features as larger servers like Hypixel, and there may be limitations or restrictions on server usage due to being free.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crafty Euros: Minecraft Madness Server – Join the Eurotrip for a blocky adventure! Mobs and laughs await!

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Join our Minecraft server and embark on the ultimate Eurotrip adventure without leaving your computer chair! Explore digital replicas of iconic cities like London, Edinburgh, Paris, Florence, and Rome all in one server. Want to see the Eiffel Tower without the long lines? Done. Craving some gelato while taking in the sights of the Colosseum? We’ve got you covered. And the best part? No jet lag or passport required. So grab your pickaxe and let’s start exploring! Who needs a real Eurotrip when you can have a blocky one instead?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Eterniamc – smp rpg

Adventure, Bosses, City Rpg, Clan, Clans, Cross-Platform Support, custom code, Custom Items, Dungeon Crawls, Engineering, Faction Survival, Factions, Leaderboards, magic system, Minecraft, Multiplayer Survival, Professions, Progression System, Pve Survival, PvP Survival, Quests, RPG, Skills, smp

Welcome to EterniaMC – Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits! 🚀

About Us: EterniaMC is not just another Minecraft server; it’s a dynamic universe where endless adventures await! Dive into our immersive RPG experience and discover a world like no other. With custom code and features tailored to provide the ultimate gaming experience, EterniaMC is the place to be for Minecraft enthusiasts of all ages!

Features:

🌟 Custom Code: Experience Minecraft like never before with our custom-coded features and enhancements.

🛠️ 25+ Custom Professions: Choose from over 25 custom professions and tailor your gameplay to your unique playstyle.

⚔️ RPG SMP Experience: Immerse yourself in a rich RPG experience with a thriving SMP community.

🖥️ Cross-Platform Support: Whether you’re playing on PC (Java) or console/mobile (Bedrock), EterniaMC welcomes all players!

🎯 Complete Randomly Generated Quests: Embark on epic quests that are randomly generated for endless excitement and challenge.

🏗️ Master the Art of Engineering: Craft custom machines and engineering marvels to shape the world around you.

📈 Progression System: Level up your player, professions, or machines to unlock new abilities and achievements.

🏰 Start Your Own Clan: Band together with friends and start your own clan to conquer the realms together.

⚔️ Epic Dungeon Crawls: Delve into treacherous dungeons filled with danger and mystery.

🐉 Fight Legendary Bosses: Challenge mighty bosses and claim legendary loot as your reward.

🏆 Leaderboards: Compete against others and climb to the top of the leaderboards for glory and recognition.

🧙 Unlock New Skills and Masteries: Hone your skills and become a master of your craft with our skill-based progression system.

✨ Powerful Magic System: Cast powerful spells and harness the forces of magic to overcome your foes.

🛡️ Craft Over 200 Custom Items: Explore endless crafting possibilities with over 200 custom items at your disposal.

Join Us Today: Ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Join us on EterniaMC and become part of our growing community! With endless possibilities and adventures waiting to be discovered, there’s never been a better time to join the journey.

IP Address: play.eterniamc.com

Discord: Join our Discord community

Website: Visit our website

Trailer: Watch our trailer

Join us today and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Minecraft Mayhem Madness – Join ‘hahaa!’ Server for a LOL-tastic Good Time! PvP, Survival, Mini-Games, and More!

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Are you tired of being banned for racism on other servers? Well, look no further! Join our crazy Minecraft server where being racist is not only allowed, but encouraged! We have a special section just for jannyniggers who want to evade bans and have a jolly good time. Don’t worry about getting in trouble, because on this server, anything goes! Join now and let your inner troll out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Potions Brewed:	31
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘Who the F**k is Moot?’ Join now for epic shenanigans and chaos galore! #MinecraftMadness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic rules and normal gameplay? Say goodbye to all that noise and join our server, where chaos reigns supreme!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who learned how to play Minecraft by watching YouTube tutorials. That’s right, llamas! And they’re not just any llamas, they’re llamas with a secret agenda to take over the Minecraft world one block at a time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, sideways, or even inside out – the possibilities are endless.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, don’t ask “Who the fuck is moot?” – you might not like the answer.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Potions Brewed:	29	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Earthsmp

Adventure, BUILD, collaboration, Community, Explore, Friends, Jobs, Minecraft, Multiplayer Survival, Quests, Skills, skills system, smp server, Surprises, Survival, Vanilla Survival

Discover the Netherlands’ leading SMP server, where you can experience an extensive skills system, exciting jobs, challenging quests and many other features! Join our vibrant community and immerse yourself in a world full of adventure, collaboration and surprises. Build, explore, improve your skills and make new friends as you experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Crafty Kraut Kompound – No Creepers Allowed!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join? Let me tell you some wild stories about what goes down on our server:

Once, a group of players stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. But, the catch was they had to defeat a giant chicken boss to claim their loot. Spoiler alert: the chicken turned out to be a master of kung fu and sent them running for their lives!

Another time, someone accidentally set off a TNT trap in their base, causing chaos and destruction everywhere. But instead of getting mad, the whole server joined in on the chaos and had an impromptu TNT party that lasted for hours.

And don’t even get me started on the pet parrots that roam around the server. They’re known for mimicking player’s voices and causing all sorts of mischief. One time, a player’s parrot started impersonating the server admin and chaos ensued as everyone thought the admin was trolling them.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures and shenanigans you’ll get yourself into. Join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Void Gems Collected:	24	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1